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LOL 😂 only person on 8kun Anonymous 01/26/2025 (Sun) 06:34:59 No. 467984 [Reply]
This fucking guy is not only the only person using 8kun, but is the Janny, Moderator, & Doxxed a picture of what he looks like, No wonder 8kun is a dead site
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>>467984 Meanwhile, OP
Gaywood looking pretty gay. Fuck you with your beef with 4cuck.
>>467984 That's a face I haven't seen in a long fucking time

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Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 18:57:45 No. 478345 [Reply]
The punishment /b/ users deserve

Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 09:46:00 No. 477182 [Reply]
Let's have an e/lit/ist thread shall we? >What are you reading? >What are you writing? I am reading The Count of Monte Cristo again, and I just published my shitty fanfic on Wattpad. Feels good.
>There once was man from Nantucket >Whose dick was so long he could suck it >He said with a grin, >As he wiped off his chin, >"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!" An obvious improvement on the original in both quality of the rhyme and focus of the subject.
>>477182 Reading 'Also Sprach Zarathustra'. I'm more e/lit/e than all of ya peasants.
>>477182 >The Count of Monte Cristo Fucking patrician taste my good fellow.

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Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 18:13:53 No. 478230 [Reply]
Please help me anons. My girlfriend cheated on me and got pregnant. She kept stalling the paternity test and now I'm stuck paying child support. Not only that, she claimed I raped her. She has no evidence, on account of I didn't do it, so I won't go to prison. But my job fired me to save face, my college expelled me too. Now I have over 50,000$ in debt, no job in the city is willing to touch me with a 10-foot minimum wage pole, I had to sell my bike and shitty car to help pay off debt, I don't even have 100$ in savings and my landlord will kick me out any day now, and on top of all that I started having the worst diarrhea of my life every single day for weeks now. What do I do anons. I feel like shit even asking for this here but... *Pulls off mask to reveal I'm actually the loch ness monster* Can I have tree fiddy?
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>>478230 Fuck you.

Grand Woke Auto: The Game Anonymous 12/05/2023 (Tue) 13:54:10 No. 453201 [Reply] [Last]
This fucking retarded Mongoloid shit ruined for me any and all hope and potential this game may have had.
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>paying $100 for the privilege of paying even more money in GTA:O lol lmao even
>>477960 Yeah these unrelated companies make their money back from the YouTube ad revenue. It's all a conspiracy.
>>453201 GTA has always been a parody of current day american society. seems pretty accurate tbh

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Guys I started collecting porn Anonymous 12/14/2024 (Sat) 03:27:27 No. 466050 [Reply]
and sorting it manually as a hobby 10 years ago. My dick doesn't get hard anymore when I see a sexy picture. I know the picture is sexy, but it's just kind of boring to me, like it's nice, I dig it, but it doesn't make me get hard and go OOGA BOOGA like it did when I was a kid. I can wake my dick up and jack it still, I can even do it normal without porn and everything, my imagination still works fine. I just worry, is this a bad sign? Or is it a good sign? Am I maturing? (I'm in my 30s, I used to jack it 5 times a day until this past year when I started taking meds for my mania, they work I still feel like myself just more in control. I want to fuck not just jack though!!! I DON'T live in a city!!! There are NO prostitutes around me that I know of!!! These are just complaints, sorry, back to the main topic, my dick.) Or am I becoming abnormal? Like a nonhypersexual betamale normie? Normies don't even goon for 24 hours with no sleep ever in their lives not even once. And they call that living. Also just look at this picture, I'm deeply afraid she's thinking about the bull. She wants to call him. It's disgusting what women do.
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really? i started deleting most of my porn recently.
>>466050 You niggers could be doing anything with your time and yet you spend it writing this autistic larping garbage. You should really kill yourselves.
>>466050 I've been jerking off to porn for over 20 years and the same happened to me I think having more trouble getting hard is an age thing though

Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 02:18:28 No. 476324 [Reply]
>lets find my 8chan folder from 2015-2017 and see what i have in there to bring back memories >99% of images saved are cunny and pizza dumps
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If you don't know who is FuckinSaved, FreedomFighter or Ox you all missed out. FS is a pedo retard replying to dead threads, FF is a pedo schizo laura b posting and Ox Kristina p posts but a pizza dumper
>>478126 You just made those up.
>>478135 Refugee

Anonymous 04/13/2025 (Sun) 00:01:24 No. 471125 [Reply]
What's stopping you from going to an Asian massage parlor RIGHT NOW and getting jacked off by a middle-aged-but-still-hotter-than-you-could-ever-do Asian lady who let's you touch her tits?
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>>471125 MONEY
because if it turns out they dont di happy endings then i just wasted my money on a normal massage
>>471125 Are there even any in Scotland? I don't think I can.

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Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 08:22:59 Id: 8022e2 No. 477120 [Reply]
This site would be peak if it was faster Problem is outside of the circlejerking generals on /v/ no one is willing to seriously discuss stuff because there's nobody around
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>>477120 need 4cuck to come back :(
>>477844 fight your autism anon! i know bew and different things is scary but think of the cool things this place has that 4chan will never implement this is 4chan , this is your home now!
>>477873 nta, but everyone here seems very nice or at the very least more level headed it's very refreshing.

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Anonymous 01/14/2025 (Tue) 16:49:34 No. 467347 [Reply]
How do I become a based sigma male?
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>>467347 It's 2025. We've moved past toxically masculine sigma males. Only lesbians are allowed to be sigma.
>>467347 not jerkng n jorkng your hog all day
>>467347 >>468378 pajeet hands typed ths

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mobile app Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 14:05:34 No. 477498 [Reply]
which android app is compatible with 8chan?
>>477498 jo mama

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Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 14:44:29 No. 477624 [Reply]
india thread
>>477624 go back to shitstan, smelly pajeeth.

Anonymous 04/15/2025 (Tue) 17:14:17 No. 471539 [Reply]
>>318007 when were you when 4chan dies? i was sat at home eating 3 og ham when Pyotr ring ‘4chan is kill’ ‘no’
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>>471621 funny, just stopped being neet a year ago and I was considering quitting my job this week and going back to that. But maybe 4chan going down is a sign that I should keep slaving away.
>>471539 Opened a thread on pol that said "nothing ever happens" when i was suddenly blasted by music.
>>471539 i was jorkling it to twitter mamacitas, 4cuck had all my cuck porn :(. now i have nothing left

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GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:54:41 No. 477780 [Reply]
Educate yourself in the ways of the libertine https://mithrawebb.substack.com/p/libertine-lexicon lest what happened there happens here.
i bet you egg/zoo/d a rank stench

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big lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! big lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sems 04/16/2025 (Wed) 05:17:42 No. 472964 [Reply]
big lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>476788 Around 20%abv the yeast just cant take it, you can get certain strains that can survive the burning alcohol hell up to like 23%abv maybe, but at the cost of a lot of flavor. So in a week I can usually get a brew up to around 15%abv thats easy, but that last five percent will take another three weeks, about a month to brew totally dry (all sugar gone). I usually dont brew totally dry, just for reasons of flavor, but sometimes thats what your going for. Now you leave that out in the winter, or stick some in a soda bottle in your freezer, and the alcohol will stay a liquid, but the water will freeze, this is a very easy distillation process known as jacking, that will give you applejack if you use cider or some other jack if your base alcohol is different. Applejack is infamous for producing apple palsy, a kind of hangover so intense men would shuffle like zombies, infamously during the revolutionary war washington left his supply of jack in a town the brits captured, and when he came back for it the next day the limey pricks were crawling through the streets completely unmanned by american Liquor. Shit I went off an a tangent. What was my point.
>>477060 your point was gloating about your information and i am thoroughly impressed! keeping that little fact to delve out at a later date.` whats ur plan 4 tmrw >>477022 how r u doing nonny? what conditions must be met for a fat boy?
>>477060 im more awake now so mor questions is there a different method for harder liquor or does that take a chemistry set atp xD applejack... i want to try it despite your warning!

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Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:00:37 No. 477804 [Reply]
Vidya butts thread

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