beeg............

go on a diet you fat sow

>>472967 > 472967 ough.,,, how did i eat that much

fat beeg ladies

These aren't giantess and I am disappointed.

>>473033 checked girls can get giant

big big ladies,,,

i <3 fat

>>472964 glpglpglp

Gentlemen, I love fat girls That is all

Real sems posting hours

>>476685 u know it

I never browse /b/ but have seen you many times on /r9k/ Funny now that I have nowhere else to go I see you here

>>476704 So a good friend was having a hard time in life, and kept talking about killing himself, so hearing him it it sounded like most of his problems were with his living situation, so I told him move out here, I can buy him a cheap rv or something to get him started. And he did, and the more we talked the more it seemed like his issues were girl problems, so apparently his family didn't like his gf and had kicked him out, so thats easy. Invite her out as well. so she gets here and shes a him. Thats I mean unusual but like I can dig it man whatever. I just want my friend happy you know? Anyways they do not get along, three days in have a huge fight, cops get called. Massive drama. So two months after that he admits hes kinda a tranny himself, and his ex gave him hormones and stuff. And anyways he liked me a lot and wanted me to date him. So I did. And he was happy, and God help me, so was I. And things were fine for about half a year, and then he starts getting into drugs, and moneys disappearing, so eventually I confront him, and he's just like yeah, I took your entire savings and blew it on meth, but it's okay, because we're gonna be meth dealers from now on. And obviously I didn't want any part of that so I threw him out. And then he moved in with his drug dealer, and then two months later stabbed his meth dealer bf to death, and his trial is this monday. I told you it was a long boring story you don't wanna hear. Anyways. So my plan is to get drunk this weekend.

>>476725 haiiii... small world for now : D how are you doing nonny? >>476735 holy O_O i apologize. i will not inquire further as it seems rather touchy. good will is wished regardless : ( like i asked before, whatre you drinking? for my weekend i am planning on walking trails around my area.

>>476743 not so good but things will surely get better!

>>476743 Idk I think I'm just too defensive. I mean I never did no gay stuff before. I tried going to 4chan even, thats how low I was, and the /lgbt/ board just said to kms, so I'm. Idk. Still a little on guard after that. But I promised you yesterday I'd explain. So I didn't wanna be rude. Anyways excuse me if I was, that wasn't my intention. Umm idk what I'm gonna drink, I'd like whisky, but we'll see what I can turn up.

>>476750 idc if youre gay or've homosexual tendencies mate lawl whissssssssssssky. i had a tennessee honey whiskey from jack daniels. that was real good. what are your usuals? whatever you brew or do you pop down to the liquor store. did you know we have state sponsored cheap liquor stores everywhere so people from out of state spend money on our sales-tax free liquor ? i think we've one of the cheapest median prices for the stuff in the country. kills our bar culture though. why spend excessively at a bar when you can pay 8$ and have a handle of vodka last months?

>>476747 iktf. what kind of music do you want to make nonny?

>>476774 >>476750 : D also u werent rude if that was clear. i asked n you answered, aint no judgement. you are in my fat fetish thread after all, so clearly im a bit oddly inclined myself, not to insinuate but again to assure you idc. ur all good

>>476774 I appreciate that man, I think I might care though lol. But enough of my imminent mental break, I like jim beam rye, nice and firey, just a lil smoke. Mmmm. I do sometimes make harder stuff at home, but thats legally frownable, so less said.

>>476780 >i think i might care though lol just dont beat yourself up over it..! >jim beam rye whats the taste like? how long does it usually take a brew with a high alcohol percentage?

>>472964 I very much love fat girls. Sometimes I love fat boys, too, but it has to be a bit of a specific thing.

>>476788 Around 20%abv the yeast just cant take it, you can get certain strains that can survive the burning alcohol hell up to like 23%abv maybe, but at the cost of a lot of flavor. So in a week I can usually get a brew up to around 15%abv thats easy, but that last five percent will take another three weeks, about a month to brew totally dry (all sugar gone). I usually dont brew totally dry, just for reasons of flavor, but sometimes thats what your going for. Now you leave that out in the winter, or stick some in a soda bottle in your freezer, and the alcohol will stay a liquid, but the water will freeze, this is a very easy distillation process known as jacking, that will give you applejack if you use cider or some other jack if your base alcohol is different. Applejack is infamous for producing apple palsy, a kind of hangover so intense men would shuffle like zombies, infamously during the revolutionary war washington left his supply of jack in a town the brits captured, and when he came back for it the next day the limey pricks were crawling through the streets completely unmanned by american Liquor. Shit I went off an a tangent. What was my point.

>>477060 your point was gloating about your information and i am thoroughly impressed! keeping that little fact to delve out at a later date.` whats ur plan 4 tmrw >>477022 how r u doing nonny? what conditions must be met for a fat boy?

>>477060 im more awake now so mor questions is there a different method for harder liquor or does that take a chemistry set atp xD applejack... i want to try it despite your warning!