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Anonymous 04/13/2025 (Sun) 00:01:24 No. 471125
What's stopping you from going to an Asian massage parlor RIGHT NOW and getting jacked off by a middle-aged-but-still-hotter-than-you-could-ever-do Asian lady who let's you touch her tits?
>>471125 My gf.
>over twelve Yikes. Might want to get that geriatric fetish looked at.
I jerk off at home
I'm busy spying on that other guy jerking off at home, while jerking off at home.
>>471131 Don't have money. And rather be in a country that allows this and doesn't shut them down, OR BE DEAD.
>>471125 how much for a session in America?
Autism
>>471125 Why rent the cow when you can enslave it? >>471142 >>>/newfag/
Why the fuck would I pay to get jacked off I can do that better and for free Unless I can fuck the chink what's the point
>>471125 jacked off isn't enough, I want the full experience, including deep french kissing and cumming in their pussy
I would, but i feel like the chinawoman is going to haggle with me over the price like a street vendor and then try to get it over with as quick as possible to bring in the next customer. Not even showing her tits or trying to be sexy in any way
Go fuck yourself. >>472099
>>471126 how big is her dick?
>>475219 About three inches. Hard.
>>471125 I have better uses for $150 smackers.
>>471125 MONEY
because if it turns out they dont di happy endings then i just wasted my money on a normal massage
>>471125 Are there even any in Scotland? I don't think I can.


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