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Meta Robot 05/04/2020 (Mon) 15:26:59 No. 3 [Reply] [Last]

Opening up the board for an under the radar grand opening today. Keep in mind that many of the posts here are almost 4 years old, and have been imported from an old lynxchan test instance that was being used as a bunker. I've enabled r9k/"Unique Posts" mode for now, might disable it if it causes problems in edge cases, let me know. It shouldn't apply to images and should still let you upload files without any text attached the post. If you're unfamiliar with /r9k/ I suggest you look through some of the threads and get a feel for what the board is about. It should not be conflated with what you might know from cuckchan's /r9k/. The rules and guidelines are already pretty refined and condensed, but may still be tweaked as things come up. There are some legacy threads and posts that are kind of lazy or may break rules, but will be grandfathered in. But generally it's ideal that OP's have more effort put into them. Rules 1. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. 2. Refrain from posting low quality threads and posts. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, advertisements, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted. 3. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted. 4. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive or otherwise unnecessary threads may be deleted or merged. 5. Keep blogposts in a FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion. 6. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the meta thread. 7. Maintain the spirit of anonymity. No namefagging, tripfagging, avatarfagging, or signatures unless necessary for a specific thread. This rule will also encompass particularly unorthodox styles of writing that makes you clearly identifiable between threads. 8. No fedposting, no /r9gay/ posting 9. No roastie worship, including "vtubers" Contact

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Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 00:25:53 No. 2412

/r9k/ is cordially invited to join us at the 4th Soulcalibur 6 tournament. You may choose 1 or 2 characters to fight (preferably a b-tan or character relevant for your board). The 4th tournament is being hosted here: >>>/icup/6376 It is an interboard game with CPUs fighting each other.

Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 05:41:33 No. 2432

Wow. Never been part of a "new" board. Ill try and be nice and helpful.

Robot 04/15/2025 (Tue) 23:53:48 No. 2350 [Reply] [Last]

>tfw no 4chan

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Robot 04/19/2025 (Sat) 21:45:00 No. 2595

>>2350 Maybe this version of r9k/ won't be flooded with fags and Tranny bait shit. The board used to be a place to talk to other lonely people but after around 2020 i stopped using it.

Robot 04/19/2025 (Sat) 22:06:19 No. 2597

>>2529 >tfw still instinctively try to open r9k whenever im bored

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 08:45:50 No. 2646

He used to be a man

my mind is beginning to slip Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:24:47 No. 2448 [Reply]

what modes are there of maintaining sainity mines beginning to slip

Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 21:03:07 No. 2491

>>2448 all of our minds are slipping or have long since slipped.just let it happen fren, complete insanity isn't as bad as it's made out to be.

Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 22:17:12 No. 2496

>>2448 you're completely lucid and will remain that way your whole uneventful life

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 08:22:28 No. 2645

>>2448 Unironically, go outside. "Go outside"/"touch grass" etc is usually used as a shorthand for talking to people and generally imitating normalfag behavior. I don't mean that - I literally mean go outside, find a forest and walk around in it. Listen to the birds, smell the air. Nine times out of ten, being out of touch with reality is caused by simply living too much in your mind and not enough in your body. The more you can turn off your brain and start feeling the physical world around you, the better you'll get.

/drugfeel/ Robot 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:30:12 No. 2371 [Reply]

homeless but drugged edition psychonautwiki

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Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:09:18 No. 2636

All the drugs I have tried: Caffeine Theobromine Nicotine Alcohol Cannabis [Flower, Dabs, Distillate of various noids(cbg, cbd, delta 8 thc, delta 10, thc-o, thcb, thch, hhc, hhch, thcp, thcv, cbdv, hhcv, h4cbd, cbt, cbc)] Blue Lotus Damiana Leaf L-Theanine Kanna Kava Kratom LSD 1P-LSD ETH-LAD Methallylesaline (MAL) Psilocbyin

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Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:11:12 No. 2637

>>2449 I've always wanted to grow my own weed and shrooms.

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 08:01:09 No. 2642

>>2634 You can smoke it or quid it. I have taken DMT as ayahuasca and smoked it also and nothing prepares you for salvia not even salvia itself. DMT is intense but it's more like it is a layer on top of reality. Salvia is like the fabric of reality reveals itself as you are flung through it. You straight up can go to different worlds and get taught things by a superior consicousness. It is unbelievable. I have had trips help me in the past but I was still operating within the normal human paradigm. Salvia has shattered that- I will never be the same and never able to lose what I have gained. I never had success with chewing it because of the taste. Salvia is under the radar so available worldwide ;)

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>watch this video on autism friendly jobs Robot 04/16/2025 (Wed) 21:50:34 No. 2373 [Reply]

>she doesn't list a single one in the 24 minute timeframe

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Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 06:54:37 No. 2630

>>2586 I wish I could get a data entry job, but all I can find is fake scam listings.

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 06:55:51 No. 2631

>>2451 That isn't true, there is something known as masking. A lot of people would never have any idea, because there idea of austim is based on limited information, and stereotypes.

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:23:49 No. 2641

>>2630 Yeah makes sense, it seems like you have to get really lucky to find one and you're going to have to hold it down when you do.

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 05:28:20 No. 2627 [Reply]

Is eating chocolates good for you?

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 05:42:34 No. 2629

I believe dark chocolate supposedly has some small benefits. I am no doctor thoughbeit. I think you should eat whatever you want, within reason of course.

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:17:51 No. 2640

>>2629 Dark chocolate really is the superior chocolate. If it is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:05:39 No. 2635 [Reply]

Easter coitus

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:16:13 No. 2639

Robot 04/19/2025 (Sat) 05:06:10 No. 2527 [Reply]

how do I get a cute girlfriend?

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Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 00:55:36 No. 2608

>>2543 I don't have the CONFIDENCE for that.

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 05:10:02 No. 2625

>>2527 deals with ancients demon

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:13:35 No. 2638

>>2527 Lower your standards, build confidence up with slam-pigs.

Robot 04/19/2025 (Sat) 08:26:06 No. 2544 [Reply]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC BOARD

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Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 00:56:02 No. 2609

>>2571 >>>/lit/ We need to post more!

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 06:58:02 No. 2632

>>2546 /mu/ was really cool in 2012

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:00:25 No. 2633

>>2589 It was really sad to see what /mu/ had devolved into. 10+ years ago, and I don't really remember k-pop on /mu/ or hardly. That era of /mu/ intensely influenced my music tastes and cemented them into what they are today. I am forever grateful that I am not a pleb.

Vocaroo thread Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 04:32:16 No. 2621 [Reply]

blogposters and attentionwhores assemble, you are called to war. it is time to increase this boards PPH through a vocaroo thread. https://voca.ro/1bber2exSTNl

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 05:00:05 No. 2623

>>2621 https://voca.ro/1iM5NUAupeky

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 05:35:23 No. 2628

>>2623 we must leave messages for the internet archaeologists of the future that are peeping in on us from across space and time. https://voca.ro/17lLOIBPl63r

Robot 04/19/2025 (Sat) 15:57:44 No. 2567 [Reply]

What's your definition on what a "normie" or "normalfag" means to you? I feel like everyone has their own interpretation of what that means. For me, it's someone who doesn't participate on things that's deemed socially acceptable.

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Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 03:24:11 No. 2616

>>2567 For me being a normalfag is basically just being unthinking and going along with everyone else or whatever you read or heard. For me I also think people who cannot see beyond their flesh like incel tards and so on, are normalfags even if they live like a hikikomori. Collectively anons on a r9k may call a normalfag just anyone who is a regular non board user like most peoples parents or something. I wouldn't worry so much, although gatekeeping is important I wouldn't worry on a personal level. There is no rock bottom we decide pretty much everything.

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 03:51:05 No. 2618

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Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 05:26:57 No. 2626

>>2567 i agree with this >>2616 anon, being a normalfag is as much of a mindset as it is a state of course someone who doesnt think like a normalfag but has it all still is one unfortunately its one of those things where you cant really come up with an exact definition for it i think, which is why it gets talked about a lot, since a lot of non normalfags are a bit autistic which i think makes them want to attach a concrete definition onto it, and so a proper in group and out group can be formed it hurts my head too much to think about

Jamie thread 185 Robot 04/19/2025 (Sat) 10:06:36 No. 2548 [Reply]

hello friends. how are (you) coping with 4chan being down?

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Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 00:56:41 No. 2610

>>2606 Oh alright. Probably for the best. Me and him had petty drama and It was just nice to see two familiar faces in this thread, the other being OP.

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 04:06:32 No. 2620

It just bumped me back to the old boards. Honestly if it never comes back I won't miss it. I've been there forever and the overall decline in board quality and culture has been extremely noticeable. High speed, spam, infinite low quality posts and permanent generals. Maybe it's just nostalgia but I feel like slower boards foster more quality content and thoughtful replies from people who actually care. Hopefully refugees land here and we can create a new home without needing a dozen new threads a day full of nothing.

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 05:05:56 No. 2624

>>2548 first days i dont care at all but now i want to dooms scroom again

Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 03:12:56 No. 2421 [Reply]

I never had a gf and I can't even imagine ever getting one

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Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 19:41:58 No. 2486

>>2437 Why did you get bored of loyalty? If she was jealous and wanted to be with you 24/7, you could have just did exactly that, talking to her and going on adventures together. Seems stupid to want "your own life" if you can have one exciting life for two people.

Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 22:38:16 No. 2498

>>2441 oh I'm 34 khhv but I didn't realize this was trying to be /wiz/, doesn't matter I guess everyone is gone anyway

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 04:41:00 No. 2622

I can't believe it's over and I never got an /r9k/ gf, which was my strongest desire. Really goes to show the fleeting nature of existence.

Robot 04/19/2025 (Sat) 01:41:50 No. 2510 [Reply]

do anons have hobbies? ones that aren't consooming at least how do anons manage to do them when a lot of those types of hobbies take a tremendous amount of effort? i find that after 30 minutes of doing something like that i feel exhausted also please talk about your hobby because id love to hear what anons do

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Robot 04/19/2025 (Sat) 16:00:36 No. 2569

>>2568 I'm playing it since 22yrs ago, I play online games too using gtx970 for 10yrs anyway

Robot 04/19/2025 (Sat) 16:32:00 No. 2572

>>2510 >do anons have hobbies? ones that aren't consooming at least I clean up broken glass along roadsides in my city, then polish it to make jewelry! >how do anons manage to do them when a lot of those types of hobbies take a tremendous amount of effort? Passion! Basically all my equipment besides my dremel is made from scrap! Old printer rotors and rods repurposed into a rock tumbler/ball grinder, homemade grit from sand and the likes. I like making something from trash!

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 04:02:58 No. 2619

Kombucha is a great NEET hobby. Komucha is a fermented tea which you make by feeding kombucha sweet tea. I am always trying new flavors and stuff and it's not hard because it is just pouring some acidic fermented tea into a bottle/vessel with sweet tea or fruit in it. it is NEET and hikki friendly because it is: So cheap with just tea and sugar. Feel too sad to bother today or this week or this month or 3? it's ok your scoby will be waiting for you. Recipe: 20 grams loose leaf or 10 tea bags per 3 liter and 50 grams of sugar a liter. The sugar gets eaten up so it isn't that sugary when you drink it. I also feed ravens. That is a cool hobby, they get to know you also.

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I have arrived Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:38:54 No. 2472 [Reply]

Henlo frens. I have arrived after a long journey of imageboard surfing. Is where most are settling?

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Robot 04/19/2025 (Sat) 23:50:32 No. 2601

>>2588 I dunno, I assume the go on dates or something. >>2599 nta, but I doubt it. A lot of robots were really toxic and underaged, or at the very least had the mind of children. Hopefully those ones stay. Let's all just try to enjoy this moment of peace before the chaos picks back up.

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 02:39:58 No. 2613

>>2601 A refresh was certainly needed. The place had become devoid of any real board culture.

Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 02:48:27 No. 2615

>>2472 I don't know if it's my brainrot or what but every time I see your post I think of the exterminatus speech. >>2613 Yeah, that's true. Too much decay was allowed to seep in and it drowned out everything else. It's going to be interesting to see where things go from here.