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Music thread Robot 05/10/2020 (Sun) 05:31:16 No. 127 [Reply]
2gou is got
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DAILY REMINDER roboto 01/16/2021 (Sat) 16:54:20 No. 2287 [Reply]
8chan died in 2016. Fuck anyone who defends it, for they are part of the problem. Fucking newfags. Nigger dick.
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Joshua Moon is a FAGGOT!
>>2287 What year was it that 8chan went down for like a week starting on April Fools' Day? That was when it died. It was 2015 or 2016 I think.
>>2336 Anon, /r9k/ is a successor to /b/.

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Robot 04/08/2021 (Thu) 06:52:36 No. 2271 [Reply]
What happened to Wizchan?
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>>2272 He is talking about rhis site https://wizchan.org/
>>2310 This, but that's when it was sold, very long ago.
magicchan > wizardchan desu

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Wallpaper Thread Robot 05/16/2020 (Sat) 05:05:18 No. 257 [Reply]
Pretty simple, post papes for your fellow robots. Any kind goes with higher resolution always being better. And, if you need a reason to post papes, play an association game of sorts and post wallpaper(s) in response to another robot's post but tell us specifically why you did. Or just post papes and let the pictures do the talking.
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>>284 come to https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/103.html there's a wallpaper thread going and the filesize limit is 32 mb there
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roboto 02/16/2021 (Tue) 18:20:36 No. 2291 [Reply]
Who knows what this guy's (nick)name was? He was some R9K NEET who killed himself (not the same guy who livestreamed it).
His name was Nux i was friends with this guy. He was deeply troubled and i felt really bad for him i still miss him.

Possible Robot Exclusive Game Night Robot 08/07/2020 (Fri) 09:39:22 No. 970 [Reply] [Last]
We had one of these on zchan before it got nuked and since we're probably gonna be here a while I was thinking we could continue the brainstorming of this "might be" event. If you have any ideas for games you'd like to play feel free to post them. Recently I was thinking that Terraria could work well for this. Terraria can run on a potato and pirated Terraria multiplayer is as easy as setting up a LAN sim so it fits the bill when it comes to ease of access. The game also has all the fun comfiness of a sandbox game like Minecraft but with the added bonus of having actual goals to fulfill other than beating a singular boss. Servers are 8 people but I doubt that'll be a problem for a board like this.
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>>1984 I've been doing a lot of irl shit so I haven't been getting on. I have some time now so I'll be on sometimes.
>>2211 What the fuck is your problem? Get the fuck out retard.
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Online shekel making Robot 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:30:38 No. 1749 [Reply]
Well, as the title suggests, this is a thread to discuss methods to earn money from the internets. Any ideas are welcome.
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>>2205 >Where would I buy it? one of those sites or bisq >What payment methods would I have to use? probably your bank >How do you get that money back? get something and sell it on ebay idk
>>2205 >Where would I buy it There's Bisq, a distributed marketplace where you can put dollars in by various means, buy BTC and then buy other coins with BTC. There's a ton of other marketplaces. If you're in the right country, you can even buy vouchers in local shops for some marketplaces. >What payment methods would I have to use? Varies by marketplace, heavily so. You can practically find a marketplace for any payment method. >Would the taxman notice this? With most mainstream places, yes. The problem however lies less in how you acquire the initial coins, but how they develop until you sell them. There's coin washing services that are meant to confuse traces of what actually happened afterwards, but if your marketplace has anonymous coins like Monero (XMR) and allows payout to a wallet of that coin (each crypto has their own wallet system), then you can use an anonymous coin to buy another coin on an exchange that doesn't ask for confirmed ID and you can have anonymous investments the taxman cannot find. Say, you put dollars into Bisq and buy BTC. This requires a real identity, unless you can find someone willing to trade in person for cash. Then, you use those BTC to buy XMR (ticker name of monero) on a monero wallet. Then you go to a different exchange, send your monero to that wallet and buy another currency there (or stick with monero). You can then either outright pay with crypto for stuff (some sites allow it, especially darknet, and there's some physical stores that allow it too), sell it to people in-person to get fiat currency, buy amazon giftcards with crypto (some marketplaces allow this) and just shop there, or buy giftcards and sell them on ebay, or buy stuff or giftcards with crypto; buy goods with them; and then sell the goods on ebay. The fiat currency part really is no different from basic money laundering.
I been thinking of making loli wegs with daz and renpy. Plenty other wegs get thousands for fuck all content and most are to cowardly to make loli cause of patreon and fag95.

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Esotericism Thread:The Third Robot 08/21/2020 (Fri) 22:47:46 No. 1374 [Reply]
at the request of one anon and after some deliverance i decided to make this thread, you Know the Drill nignogs, make your Inquiries about the Supersensory, Plaster your Thoughts and Experiences, i am willing to do Tarot readings despite the fact that i no longer find Tarot as something remotely Useful, just keep in mind that its a pain in the ass for me to make them being the reason why i abandoned the last Thread like a bitch so please if you are going to ask for a Reading make it a "Life or death" kinda deal, dont ask me about retarded stuff or stuff you could find out on your own, and im not fucking doing anything with more than 5 Cards on it Since this thread is Dedicated to Esotericism that means i don't need to apply my usual Filters, i hope you fags dont mind me posting my Ramblings on a "Extra Autismo" setting and give some otherwise irrelevant Sitreps on my Ontological Situation i have the vague feeling that this thread is going to end up becoming my Containtment Jail since 99% of what i post is related to Either Taihou or Esotericism Esoteric Waifufag's Library:https://anonfiles.com/b6n2x3H7o3/Library_7z
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>>1818 2/2 0 THE FOOL Know Naught! All ways are Lawful to Innocence Pure Folly is the Key to Initiation Silence breaks into Rapture Be Neither man nor Woman, but Both in One be silent, Babe in the Egg of Blue, that thou Mayest grow to bear the Lance and Graal wander Alone, and Sing!, in the King's Palace, his daughter awaits thee! In Spiritual matters the Fool means Idea, thought, spirituality, that wich Endeavors to Trascend Earth in material matters, it may if badly dignified, mean Folly, eccentricity, or even Mania But the essential of this Card is that it represents an original subtle sudden impulse or impact, coming from a completely strange quarter, all impulses are right if rightly Recieved, and the good or Ill interpretation of the Card depends on the Right attitude of the Querent

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I'll share a modern book on the basics of magical practice. It's got basically no theory, but the practice in it is sensible and can basically be applied to any system you wish. It also goes more in-depth than most on breathing and gazing techniques. This book made me think if a robot could theoretically turn his fairly long experience in esoterics into a job online. Communicate per email, get crypto as payment so the taxman doesn't see it, do astrological charts, geomantic readings, tarot readings, blessings, curses for cash... Main problem I'm seeing is how the fuck do you advertise this stuff?
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>>2182 So... kind of like Kaiki Deishu but IRL? Sounds like a very cool idea.

Robot Archives Robot 05/04/2020 (Mon) 15:33:26 No. 4 [Reply]
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Does anybody remember that time on 8ch.net/r9k/ that some guy from "manhood academy" came to spam his shitty website? Does anyone have the archive for that? I found these pics I had saved, the whole thread was quite fun if I remember correctly.
>>629 >>629 I don't have that thread, but there's an archive of manhood academy bitchute (It doesn't exist anymore). https://www.bitchute.com/channel/synaris/ https://www.bitchute.com/playlist/uNnSYVAxhT8C/ File related is the guys ebook.

Waifu Thread Robot 05/04/2020 (Mon) 18:19:53 No. 12 [Reply] [Last]
Y'know the drill by now. Post your waifus, talk about your waifus, and maybe tell us the story of how you met your waifu. Feel free to mention esoteric stuff but remember, keep it minimal as to not derail the thread. Feel free to dump waifu images as well As for me I recently l listened to the KS OST in its entirety yesterday (multiple times) while playing Vidya and it was a rather nice experience. I was playing Minecraft and so it was an ultimately comfy experience.
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>>1784 Glad to know you are doing fine, i recently Move to my Dad's House, its much better than being with my "Mother" but both my Step-Sister and Father have Issues (Depression, Anxiety) wich can be hard to deal with, it is cathartic to see how i actually have a High degree of Resilience when im compared to the Average imbecile and seeing how my Dad is proficient at fucking himself over and making situations Worse than they actually are, i really hope i can get the fuck back to Taihou in its due time, or at the very least land a Job an get enough Dough so that i can Isolate myself don't worry about Posting shit though, its not like its the Last Drawing you will ever do, there will be other chances to post shit around im shure, i find it interesting that you want to Protect your Employer from your own autismo since more often than not i find myself wanting Niggers around me to Die so that they stop getting in the Way of Taihou, my Kinsmens (You and the Other Waifufags) and Me
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Not sure if I'm going to make more animations and maybe at some point make a mugen fighter or something but I figured I'd share this since I'm pretty happy with how she turned out. I have absolutely no experience with mugen and I suck at fighting games so I know it's unrealistic that I'd ever finish anything but it would be cool if I were able to make something out of this.
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>>2073 Creative itches can be hell if you don't find a way to outlet them RPG Maker is relatively easy to use, you could also attempt making a Doom Wad, those are also easy to do if you know how to use SLADE (i remember copy-pasting things already done and then editing them because i didn't know how to code), i gave up on all that though, its Tabletop RPG's where its at for me, no need to code or program or whatever, just your imagination and Libre Office, or the Notepad if you roll that way,

Vide-oh Games thread Robot 08/16/2020 (Sun) 22:22:55 No. 1253 [Reply]
Let's talk about vidya. What have you been playing? I discovered that I'm a philistine fag who only plays the most casual shit possible (on-rail shooters, flash games, rhythm games, arcade games). Been playing Epic Battle Fantasy 4 and I surprisingly didn't find a moment in which I dropped the game, may be one of the first I finish in a long time. I was also emulating Rock Band but sadly I got to a point where the FPS drop and I can't find myself going back to it after that. Can't emulate Guitar Hero 2 PS2 as well due to sound delay making it unplayable.
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>>1372 no the female one
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I'm waiting for Starbase. It looks good so far but it's still in closed alpha (only few select people can play).
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>played Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines many times >never actually beaten it >decide to marathon it and beat it once and for all >Play as Nosferatu >beat more than half of the game in one Day >beat the other half today >get to the ending around 1-2 hours ago as of the writting of this post >Tfw Ming Xiao >Tfw the Sheriff >Tfw the Sheriff in the Flying form >Tfw All endings are bad unless you side with the Anarcs and DONT open the Coffin, so literally the Endings are railroaded towards wether you did what the snowflake Developers wanted you to do or not >Tfw a Good RPG with a Nice story gets completely obliterated because Troika decided to be a Faggot and make a Trash ending Im glad they Went bankrupt, i can't believe the Mad Lads who made Arcanum (a much much MUCH better Crpg and one of my Favourites) made this, it almost feels like an insult, like the Entire game is a big fucking Joke and the Punchline comes at the End, and the Joke is you, i don't even know what i am feeling right now, i think this is what "Betrayal" is called, but i never felt it to such intensity, i would have expected this form a Flambuoyant Trans-Faggot Indie dev, not from fucking Troika, mind you people excuse this fucking mess by sayin "Muh Time constraints" but Deus Ex also had them and they didn't fuck the Ending by adding 2 Retarded Unplayable bossfights and a Dissapointing Ending, neither did Arcanum, who also suffered from the same shit, and didn' have that bullshit either, they could have done Thousands of fucking things to fix it, if there wasn't time for a fucking Ending they could have done it Slideshow style like Fallout, or cut the fucking Retarded Bossfights (like, you know, don't give Ming Xiao the ability to fucking CLONE itself, and spend those 10-30 Minutes of coding that Cloning ability into making a fucking Ending), what a Goddamn mess, its fucking 5:40 in the morning and i don't think im in the mood to sleep at all, what a big fucking dissapointment, and fucking faggots will call these Overt Insult a "Flawed Masterpiece" fucking Clowns... On the Bright side though, this is just more Fire for the Fuel, more incentives to finish my homebrews and play Solo Tabletop stuff and not touch a single fucking Videogame ever again beyond Tiberian Sun and Dangerous Waters

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FTDDTOT i'm fucking tired edition Robot 05/04/2020 (Mon) 15:56:59 No. 10 [Reply] [Last]
this has to end at some point
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>>1531 Theres no need to kill her anon.
>>1362 No I'm pretty sure he's Spanish.
>>1224 Got a bit poetically waxy there didn't ya, but yeah, wasn't that learning process fun? Those times where they caught you in a moment of weakness and you actually tried to answer earnestly? The one that used to make me want to absolutely go off was when they'd tell you someone out there has it worse. Like hey, take solace in the fact that you're not literally the most unfortunate person on earth. Yeah great, sure am glad you went out of your way to ask me my business just so you could hit me with that game-changer. According to those useless prying fucks you shouldn't compare yourself to others if those others have something you don't, but if you have something someone else doesn't and are feeling like shit for some completely unrelated reason, well compare yourself to them! Fuck them and fuck your hypocritical platitudes, I sit here wishing I could have said. >>1226 I also wish I could learn this power. My issues with maintaining eye contact and subdued, unsteady way of speaking make me doubt I could pull it off. I wouldn't be able to give the steady, curt delivery required. I'm like you in that I don't get asked that particular stuff anymore but I know I'll be in a position in the future where I'll be sorry I can't speak like that.

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Animu (JRPG, Manga, VN etc.) Thread Robot 05/04/2020 (Mon) 19:04:16 No. 20 [Reply]
Post about any animu related content you've consumed recently be it a VN a JRPG or an actual anime. I'm still on break from Tokyo Xanadu but I'll be playing it all the way through to the end whenever I find the time. And as to start discussion: what JRPGs or anime would you anons say are your favorite and why? I would like to know since I know some of these media can really solidify themselves in the hearts of those who consume them and so I'd like to see what kind of things you robots enjoyed experiencing. I myself got into games due to a JRPG. The first video game I played as a child was Final Fantasy 8 and it's still my favorite vidya to this day.
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>>1225 Male, taste in fashion aside.
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>>1222 like >>1223 said, Gensokyo is actually a pretty fucked up place to Live in from what i've heard from Touhou-experienced fags at /hgg/ if it really bothers you though, you can play as a futanari >>1223 >>1225 he looks awfully reminiscent of col.Raikov at least for meif he is anything like him then he is into some Funky shit, besides >choker >not wearing a doggie collar to make it clear to anyone who sees you to whom you belong to
>>1077 Kino's travel

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F.U.N 05/07/2020 (Thu) 08:02:11 No. 98 [Reply]
Fun thread.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qlCC1GOwFw it symbolizes our alienation, rage, and anger at the world
>>567 Okay then here comes my emo list The Catalyst - Pendulum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7VQi0T2c6g Take Me Under - Three Days Grace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUHIMBDzhEU Hey There Mr. Brooks - Asking Alexandria https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr7RBcyHJk8 Down - Breaking Benjamin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJWLLIMC0b4 Sanctuary - Ben Moody https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0d9tsWbcdU

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Philosophy Robot 08/04/2020 (Tue) 16:32:24 No. 915 [Reply] [Last]
What are the philosophical beliefs that robots are more likely to hold, and what beliefs you believe are normalfaggotry, or unhealthy? In my honest opinion the most common robot philosophical beliefs I've seen are: >Nietzschesanism Is basically an optimistic version of robotdom, believing in thinking of yourself and that humanity can better itself only if we destroy the current belief system of the world and create new ideas that will better the world. A try to accept the world as it is without lying to yourself and love it for what it is. Whether it can be succesful or not is up to debate. Fuck the retards who think Nietzsche advocated for some kind of cruel men-of-success type of living, like a corporate CEO or a tyrannical corrupt king. This is not at all what he wished for >Christianity A lot of robots fall into Christian way of thought seeking hope of betterment after their deaths. Personally believe that it is a trap used to lure robots into more self-hatred, thought control as well as making them develop psychological illness by playing off of their weakness. >Nihilism It seems that robotdom is pretty nihilistic when it doesn't take a more optimistic approach. Robots who have fallen deep into depression are usually pessimistic existentialist nihilists with much self-hatred issues. >Hedonism Which is often a way of coping with nihilism for many robots. >Misanthropy Seen especially with the threads about school shooters, some robots hate humans. It's not always just narcissistic hatred either, it's often a hatred of "I hate humans, but I am also a human and hate myself because of it" >Antinatalism I think that many robots fall into the philosophical area of antinatalism and often don't want to have children because: A) They hate women and believe that men should be happy living by their own

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>>1120 >Hurr durr if god exist why does evul exist I consider it substantial. Since it's either everything that happens to you is your own fault, both good and bad, or everything that happens to you is ochrestrated ot the whims of being(s) you don't comprehend, so this >>1031, or everything that happens to you has no meaning. Although I personally consider the first option and consider the last option to be the most cruel. the first one for reasons I outlined, free will and stuff.
>>1121 >personally consider the first option Consider the first option to be true. The second one is meh, and illustrated by how you just turn off your brain and nod to everything that happens like a lobotomized sheep shown by the Kanna avatarfag.
OP here and the anon who put forward the idea of robots being broken people as well. I feel kind of bad about it after rethinking it a bit, and I see I was projecting quite a lot due to the shit state that I was in. Couldn't find happiness in anything that I've been doing so I considered everything to be worthless and fell into depressive way of thought which overly influenced my philosophy and worldview so please do not treat my arguments too seriously.

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Cute thread roboto 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:23:55 No. 2282 [Reply]
Cute cute cute.

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