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Jewtube, Podcasts, Passive Entertainment Robot 05/04/2020 (Mon) 20:13:45 No. 29 [Reply]
Post any interesting jewtube channels or entertainment you think robots might enjoy watching or listening to. Please do your best to use things like invidio.us instead of direct linking jewtube videos wherever possible. >Vagrant Holiday https://www.invidio.us/channel/UCgNqlRGqHdxNRPR6ycynWhw Guy goes on vacations around europe without paying for hotels, bums it in bushes and abandoned buildings. Does some urban exploring as well.
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I miss VH. Shame faggots were stalking him so he ended up leaving social media altogether
>>29 He's the same guy that made Surveillance Camera Man if I remember correctly. Really funny stuff, guy just goes around filming people until they freak out in 2014. Quite before his time if you think about it. People just do it live now.
i actually liked sassy the sasquatch something beautiful about it https://youtu.be/Dw_tGRblTXk?si=Hjyn3rFWF4BF_-UN

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Robot 04/19/2025 (Sat) 15:50:10 No. 2564 [Reply]
I want retaliate against soyjak niggers Why are they doing this to 'us'? I hate soyjak memes since it was created too
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>>2585 >tfw on W7 >visited the sharty a few times Uh ohh
>>2585 its probably because half of them communicate exclusively in cp and gore spam to the point that their images need to be manually verified
>>2564 Here's the thing, we're all thirsty for blood here, but the hacker known as 4chan as become pretty impotent and weak. At most we can raid them and call them faggots but that's not going to accomplish anything. I can't see them facing any real backlash from the users of 4chan.

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Corona-chan appreciation thread Robot 05/08/2020 (Fri) 15:28:09 No. 114 [Reply]
Corona-chan is the biggest weapon we have against normalfaggotry currently. We should all be thankful for those times where it is completely acceptable to be a NEET and calmly sit at home while all of the normalfags are going fucking insane. It's just pleasant to see how the faggots are getting completely assblasted over their empty fucking relationships, and how stupid party-faggots are contracting the disease by their own stupidity. How is the quarantine treating you robots? Are you feeling alright?
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>>184 I don't have as much time nor the inclination to look into it as much as I used to (and once you know the game it's not worth it anyhow if you just use your imagination a little bit), but from the occasional jewtube video that I've watched talking about the shit, it seems highly likely. In opposition, folks like to tout about, 'Oh, why would the elites want this? They aren't making money!' and shit like that which is really besides the point. You know very well, especially now, that things will be dragged back into place in some way or another. The system ain't all collapsing here so there is at the least going to be changes and I don't see why elites, regardless of whether the business is all manufactured or the numbers are just being inflated, won't try to utilize it with some technological bullshit with this digital identity crap (e.g. ID2020). Hell, you even get politicians admitting that nowadays. It just all seems way too coincidental and it make one feel like Pynchon's Oedipa Maas seeing fucking plugged up post horns all over the place but you're never quite sure if you're actually on to something or its just all in your head.
>>114 Smash.
I miss lockdown.

Robot 04/19/2025 (Sat) 17:49:19 No. 2575 [Reply]
i need to adopt child wife

Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:43:47 No. 2442 [Reply]
I was on shrooms, laughing and crying by myself, when I realized my cat was watching me, with genuine concern. He would run off for a moment to call for my other cat like she would know what to do, but he never went far and always quickly came back to stay by my side. He's a good boy and I never felt genuinely cared for in such a way.
>>2442 My cat December last year It hurts still so much sometimes
>>2492 I hate it when my cat decembers too

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Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:29:18 No. 2464 [Reply]
it is easter soon ! who is excited for the easter bunny to visit? p.s. i was born on easter ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ what is your ideal easter basket
>>2464 Loli butts ToT

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How do i become a lolcow like Chris-Chan? Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:20:22 No. 2385 [Reply]
I want people to carefully watch and archive everything i do I want people to come follow me araund with a camera and take pictures of me as im coming out of the store I want people to discuss everything im doing I want people to LOOK AT ME Im so hungry for attention and i cant take it anymore How do i get popular? How do i get peoples attention?(and keep it)
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>>2385 Step one - Be a loser but not dead or in jail Step two - have autism and be a weirdo Step three - Be unhinged, unashamed and confident Step four - share your opinions online
act eccentric online >chad charming/silicone baddie
>>2385 ruin your life on camera

Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:36:40 No. 2478 [Reply]
How's life going, bros? Have you achieved what you are meant to at your current age?
>>2478 I cannot achieve anything in the commie shithole of Belarus. I am a slave and hate being a slave, it is bloody terrible.
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>>2478 No, but I don't care anymore. Just trying not to kill myself at this point.
>>2478 Fuck off with this shitty bait

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Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 19:55:06 No. 2488 [Reply]
Read umineko the thread part 64

General thread roboto 08/04/2020 (Tue) 11:25:16 No. 2293 [Reply]
Anything goes.
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>>2338 trvke
>>2338 Why do you believe civilisation to be good? Might makes right is the honest, honorable and equal way of power distribution. Women recognise the enslavement of civilisation and wish to break free to the point of letting it all burn back to the days of freedom and abundant living space. Once the globalist economy burns and crashes, and a nuclear winters destroys the crops - a food for weak dysfunctional males who cannot hunt, the women that survive will be able to enjoy being claimed by a strong male, who brings meat to the table and kills without hesitation. The only ones harmed will be the civilised beta males, weakling that should have died in childhood.

talk to the fat ugly bastard girl Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 23:23:29 No. 2407 [Reply]
this place is rather nice. i much prefer the UI and the activity should pick up as word spreads. what are you doing this weekend nonny? i am going to go walking around my town
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>>2423 you should try to make friends with your coworkers if you find a non insufferable normalfag
>>2407 I would but guessing by your posts you seem to live on the other side of the world to me so i never bother to
Fuck off roastie

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roboto 09/27/2020 (Sun) 09:11:03 No. 2283 [Reply]
Fuck normalfags. Fuck YouTubers. I want them to stop bringing attention to shit I love. Fuck them. Why can't they stop destroying things. Everything they touch. Why. Oh why.
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>>2284 This is another problem. I've grown to value sincerity because too many faggots are unable to be serious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGL1x40p46s
>>2285 *Or rather, have a greater sense of value for sincerity. I.e., not even pretending for fun anymore, because no one is able to do it the way it was done almost a decade ago. Fags react in an obviously hurt way (in a way very reminiscent of the normalfags I grew up with) instead of being able to joke around when something mildly upsetting happens, or being able to reflect sincere emotions if it gets serious, instead of pretending it doesn't hurt at all. Or just leaving instead of trying to save face, even when "anonymous".
>>2283 Your hobbies are inherently boring if normies can tolerate them. Only something THEY value will be taken away.

Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 21:08:39 No. 2403 [Reply]
I am a lime ans i miss my wife ;_;
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>:)
You're out of touch I'm out of lime (lime) But I'm out of my head When you're not around You're out of touch I'm out of lime (lime) But I'm out of my head When you're not around Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

FTDDTOT the passing of time edition Robot 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:39:48 No. 1488 [Reply] [Last]
Quick or slow, it's all a blur.
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>>2347 KYS glowrat
>Third time I've been canned at an exam First they can me saying I have the basic concepts but need to expand on details. Now they can me saying that I don't have the basics at all Seriously, what the hell do I do? It's the third time I repeat this shit. My autismo lisp and speech doesn't help either.
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>>2236 You're not solving your problems, you're maladaptive daydreaming. No, it is not a good idea to be homeless If you need cash to sustain yourself while you fix your shit plassing has essentially no barrier to entry other than proof of address

Tfw no okarin bf Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:55:25 No. 2461 [Reply]
When god closes a door he opens a window! ...or something

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Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 06:40:11 No. 2434 [Reply]
i dont know what to do in life or what im supposed to be doing in this realm or how to proceed its like this world doesnt want me
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Been feeling like this since january, it gets to the point where i think "will it always be this way?" , it sucks... as of now, i just get carried away by whatever happens, like living on autopilot, worse thing is realising that i didnt feel this way before
>>2435 Do you WANT human interaction? I've had spells of social opportunities where it comes naturally, but i found that the "bonds" I formed during those times were weak and non exclusive. Ephemeral and not sacred as it may appear. >like the world doesn't want me Important to remember that the "world" is not an observer and doesn't know about you or have opinions. You are your keeper.
>>2434 People just expect you do to things because said things benefit them.

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