Tonguing Maomao’s pussy

Maomao's hairy arsehole.

>>5238 dumb cat.

Why do you lewd her? She's a chaste wife material, not some whore.

>>6017 She proffered her anus to the prince.

WOOSH

>>7576 H-HAYAI!

Jinshi's frog

Will Season 3 happen?

>>11392 I'm not sure. The arc after this is incredibly long and nothing really happens, so I don't know how they'd go about adapting it. I hope so, I'd really like to see La clan shenanigans animated.

Post some lewd MaoMaos, please. She's been in my head for so long.

>>11583 >first one HOT.

>>11544 They need to cut down the fat from the LN if they want to make something watchable.

>>11392 The LN is doing well so hopefully

>>12762 Cute bakabaka

>>7941 is 20 cm flaccid

Rape correction needed

Seks with kot

>>13477 Unspoilered NSFW is allowed if its just 2D female nudity. But dicks, sex, and extreme content must be spoilered.

I can’t imagine Maomao having sex. Her body is so petite, a few thrusts would leave her sore for days

>>13516 She's pretty average.

How does a sane man resist this?

>>14754 Well, they don't. The Emperor should exile Maomao and Jinshi.

>>14754 Why not just give into your urges

>>14822 Too much makeup.

>>14754 >>14822 He almost went for it but the dog cockblocked him

>>13516 She has professional brothel training so it will be fine.

>>14754 They definitely lolified her for the anime. She's not 100% flat like that in the LN design.

>>15282 >that leg raise How wet was she? >>17556 She looks good either way

>>17900 >How wet was she? autistically indifferent, surprised and unwilling?

For me it's Shisui.

I'm not ready can't believe today is the last time we see this cutie.

>>19172 they'll just take it out on her paycheck

What if you give Maomao milk enema before making the ice cream?

>>19302 Jinshi will still eat it.

Are we back? New episode time!

>>19310 She should add coffee...

soon

Why does Jinshi hide frogs in his pants?

>>19172 I like Maomao's new friends.

>>19923 You never know when you need a frog

How much for the buyout?

>>20075 I'd "hire" her for as much as it takes. It'd be money well spent.

>>20058 POV: me

>>20075 I'd go into so much debt to rent her

>>20115 >autistically estimating her size -and profits- In the end Maomao has her grandma's genes...

>>20241 You know she still ate them after.

>>20269 >implying you wouldn’t do the same

What do you guys think about the first, second and third cour? It seems to get worse and worse, first cour was a great character drama with nice mysteries, now the characters act stupid and the mysteries are a joke.

>based dad will be back next week HOLY SHIT

JOSEI RAPE

>>20297 After the initial arc all "mysteries" are part of multiple over reaching arcs, maybe some people will think they're worse because they are superficially less serious. And the drama keeps evolving but it's still the same style. My main complain with the adaptation that adds a few nice details, is the OST, most of the time too bland or the style is simply off for this series. And as for the LN the weak point is not using enough alternative POV to reflect better the interpretation of what's happening. The author does an excellent use of each narrator but never as multiple POV for the same situation, she just let the plot flow and alternate between narrators.

>>20285 No, I usually throw them away.

>>20389 So wasteful. Eat your carrots.

wtf how did she know how to make ice cream? was this an isekai all along?? dropped

>>20470 One problem with this show is that used techniques and her knowledge is often anachronic. She's basically like dr House. Just enjoy your silly chinese cartoon.

>>20470 >The earliest evidence of anything approaching ice cream being made was in China in the Tang period (A.D. 618-907). Buffalo, cows’ and goats’ milk was heated and allowed to ferment. This ‘yoghurt’ was then mixed with flour for thickening, camphor (yes camphor!) for flavour and ‘refrigerated’ before being served. King Tang of Shang had a staff of 2,271 people which included 94 ice-men.

>>20241 whos the artist?

>>20470 Europe was kinda behind cuisine before the 1700s...

>>20342 blatant mary sue

>>20526 https://x.com/kakushi_eria_b

>>20529 Yeah, we all just ate our own feces until foreigners gave us food.

>>20525 >ice-men imagine that being your job

>>20549 No, but things like sugar, tea, cacao, coffee and a lot of fruits and most species were impossible to produce in Europe. That's why America was key for the development of the cuisine on Europe outside the courts. Parts of the Middle East, South Asia and South East Asia didn't have that weather related problem or the problematic and unstable Silk Road during the Middle Ages and Modernity.

>>20574 I'd like to be a milk man with daily milking sessions.

>>20525 >camphor So like tree resin? That's...an interesting choice for ice cream.

>>20617 what does tree resin taste like?

>>20617 It's used for aroma, like mentol or vanilla. A tiny amount is enough.

>>20627 Like nutmeg or simply resin. Never tried resin? Tastes just like it smells but is also bitter in taste.

>>20617 Akshually it's a wax.

>>20617 >Camphor, a pungent oil made from evergreen trees, was used to flavor the mix before it was placed in metal tubes and frozen in an ice bath or snow.

>>20549 >t. >>20583 yeah, we had herbs. also some spices like caraway, coriander, whatever grows in the mediterranean and so, but chiefly herbs, veggies, fruits, mushrooms, nuts, and smoking wood. fresh herbs with oils still inside are in no way worse than spices, but i guess they're less internally diverse than the breadth from pepper corns to turmeric and galangal. honestly even writing this blog post i realized we absolutely weren't poor in tastes.

>>20755 > fresh herbs with oils still inside are in no way worse than spices, Herbs are just complementary but useless for desserts or beverages that aren't alcoholic (wine, beer, mead). Except for hops beer Europe don't have many 'exclusives' still popular nowadays and created before America when finding new ways using anything available became popular. Modernity changed Europe a lot.

>>20806 >Herbs are just complementary bullshit, braising in an appropriate veggie sauce (seared veg) with ample fresh herbs is michelin star tier cousine. >useless for [...] beverages that aren't alcoholic bullshit, try try mint anything. try tarragon soda like they make in georgia (the country). try rosmary lemonades that are so popular nowadays. >b-but no sugar honey was there. perhaps the idea of a lemonade wasn't. >Modernity changed Europe a lot. no doubt. our cooking style must have taken a lot of inspiration from elsewhere to use our herbs to the fullest. but (You) just can't cook with european ingredients, seeing what you wrote.

>>20842 Sure, but popular things aren't exactly European even in Europe. That applies to beverages and ingredients. Open a recipe book or think in popular recipes and tell me how many dessert recipes can be done without non European ingredients. I'm not saying cuisine didn't exist before Modernity but it was tiny and it wouldn't be popular nowadays. >honey It isn't the same, especially in scale. >tarragon The kind of things that never could achieve popularity beyond its origin. Now compare it to orange juice or bananas.

Maomao feet

>>20908 >and tell me how many dessert recipes can be done without non European ingredients nono, of course we're globalized today. i grant you, many recipes require globally originated ingredients, wherever they're grown. i was mostly defending the possibilities europeans did have back before modernity. just ingredient choice, that was enough to achieve quite a bit. and you can bet we would have created even more out of the limited pool if we somehow lost access to the global market, with the globalized tastes we have now. chefs who "go back to regional tastes" do this today, with self imposed constraints. >honey true, it would have been pricy, but a small batch as a treat on a wealthy farmer's plate, if he didn't need to sell the honey to survive, was technically possible. >tarragon i guess there just wasn't need for this sort of creativity. affordable coffee literally appeared around the renaissance period, and tea should have been there from even earlier in small amounts. sugar was pricy too, so maybe coffee was just favorable. but mint is used widely in drinks. tarragon is just a matter of getting introduced to. if coffee didn't exist in the sugar age, it could have spread.

>>21013 >f the limited pool And that's my point, current European cuisine was mostly developed since the 1700s because they added or once again they had access to a lot of different plants. But unlike Europe, other parts of the world like SEA had a far more diverse "toolset" for their cuisine, extrapolating the European situation to Imperial China is simply wrong, the same with extrapolating the current development and popularity of European recipes with the world 500 years ago.

>do stupid shit >20 minutes later do stupid shit again as if nothing happened Xiaolan will never learn, will she?

>>21046 yeah, we still don't know half of what can be made just with european stuff, to stay on subject. you need the memes/ideas in your head, and that has to be invented.

>>21133 That would be a different discussion. The point is blaming the author for something just because in Europe didn't exist yet is beyond foolish. You can complain about whether the method they used is historically accurate or not.

>>21192 tell that to the anon who wrote it, i started with 20755 to defend muh herbs. as far as i know the author openly stated her setting is anachronistic.

>>5620 P R O T E C C

>>17556 The anime is following the pretty manga's design. >>15282 The frog fears the dog.

he's more intelligent, with quicker wit and more knowledge than maomao. they're all lucky rakan's family is all decidedly neutral autists.

Was the Quack Doctor always this gay? I didn't notice till last week's episode

>>22358 yeah since day one. that's why he's a quack.

>>22358 He's literally an eunuch, please understand.

>>22358 Yes.

>>22386 tbf the eunuch from today's episode looked, acted and sounded like a normal guy.

Kinda interesting how they left the icecream plot without resolving it. Though I guess Xiaolan would get either exiled or something worse if the concubine didn't like the icecream.

Pretty deep voice for a eunuch. Xiolan is so fucking cute. I want to feed her treats then pat her head while she naps in the afternoon sun.

>>22552 They did resolve it anon. You'll just have to wait or read the source material to find out how.

>>22594 >Pretty deep voice for a eunuch. That would be possible if he got castrated way past puberty.

>>22605 I see, I'm waiting then. Hope they don't decapitate Xiaolan...

>>22409 he still had some 'T in his system left

oh my god fuck already

>>22651 No, that would break the mood. First he needs to confess to our autistic cat. She's just dense, please understand.

>>22358 He kinda wants to fuck Jinshi

>>20496 I felt that when they first did CPR properly. Felt way too modern.

>>22754 What's worse is that it could be mostly just a plot device to make them kiss. It is what it is I guess.

>>22651 There will be no fucking between these two unless it's rape. The question is, who'll be the rapist?

Why do I feel like the dad will do something evil

>>23036 He does give a vibe of someone who's careful and would wait years to do some crazy shit.

>>23036 face: >i know your every weakness, kiddo head: <aaaa my wife and maomao kawaii

>gets ice cream >gets a job offer >avoids punishment for destroying ice the big winner

>>23203 >episode name: hyouka >ice cream are a good omen hyoukabros, our response?

>>23220 Hi, my response is that it really makes me think.

>>23236 not pictured, satoshi (You), because you didn't draw any conclusions

>>20983 Best girl.

>>21122 She's like a hamster.

Xiaolan tanked the beheading

>>20574 Because of how ubiquitous temperature control is now, it could be hard to imagine how hard to come by ice was back then. It was a luxury.

she will never look at you like she looks at bugs

>>23203 I kind of wanted to see Xiaolan get caned or whipped at least a little bit as punishment. Should I feel bad? I still love her.

>>22651 Do both of them realize how sexual that chin lift is?

>>23220 Bravo I guess

>>23890 >tfw I'll never be a filthy insect to be stared in that way...

>>23864 I didn't know loulan could be this cute

Heads up everyone. Shit's about to go down. And it starts next episode.

>>19960 I wouldn't even call them Maomao's friends, just coworkers. They are just not likable like Xiolan and Shisui.

I actually hate how Maomao is so unnecessarily mean to Jinshi. She's supposed to be someone who knows her place, so why can't she treat Jinshi, her superior, with some respect? It's not like she's a man-hater, she's normal when she interacts with other guys like Lihaku or Basen.

>>24679 she knows her place -> she feels when she has leeway to get back at him

Man weird to see a kusuriya thread be this slow Guess most /a/nons are still lost in space

How tall is Mao mao ? 145cm ? 150 ?

>>24748 The fall of 4c was too abrupt and IB aren't the only social network to talk about KnH, more even when /a/ wasn't the most KnH (or Josei/LN in general) friendly board.

The anon above is right. The more normalfaggy the show, the more likely it is that the main audience fucked off to a real social media platform to discuss it. KnH conversation is all taking place on Twitter and Discord now, go be there with your normalnigger bretheren.

>>24679 Maomao only knows her place to be pragmatic, not because she has inherent respect for authority. She'll speak politely to Jinshi, obey his orders, and only make requests while acknowledging her position. But he still makes her feel funny and she doesn't know how to handle his teasing. So she makes indirect jabs at him (never overtly) and thinks unflattering things about him. Sometimes she doesn't even realize what she's doing. Like in this episode, she didn't know what "when someone is talking to you, let them finish and pay attention" was referring to.

>>24900 The threads for every anime slowed down when they moved here. But you didn't realize that because you aren't watching any anime.

>>24900 The fastest moving thread on this board right now is the gup threads. And it's just the same shit they did on 4chins, constant threads doing nothing in particular, now with porn. Every other thread dedicated to a single show is slow as fuck. I took 135 screenshots this episode but didn't want to post them even if I can post five at a time.

>>24937 >she didn't know what "when someone is talking to you, let them finish and pay attention" was referring to. This part just came off as mad disrespectful. If Jinshi weren’t such a simp he could’ve punished her for interrupting his speech multiple times already. As a viewer I found it frustrating to watch. I don't care about shipping however it's clear that the plot can't move forward if Maomao keeps blocking Jinshi from telling her the truth. I can’t believe something so simple is taking this long, I just want it to be over already.

>>25235 >I can’t believe something so simple is taking this long Well where would be the fun in that? Maomao has kind of a detective role in the story and the plot is obviously moving towards her figuring out Jinshi's real identity by herself.

>>24900 well, it is a show targetted towards women, just like K-drama, soap operas, and chinese historical drama. Not to say that men don't watch it, but they don't admit to it.

>>25488 >and the plot is obviously moving towards her figuring out Jinshi's real identity by herself. Well, sort of except at every turn she deliberately avoids digging into it. In fact it feels like she already knows but deliberately is putting her hands on her ears because she doesn't want to know, which is why it feels frustrating that they're dragging it out so long.

what did consort Loulan think of the ice-cream? they never told us? maybe Xiaolan was executed behind the scenes?

>>22358 i kind of remember MaoMao saying that he could have made a perfect wife instead of a doctor sometime

>>25939 don't tell him

>>25235 Even when she is trying to be respectful she comes as condescending sometimes, she just doesnt notice. btw how do you spoiler in here? CTRL+S doesnt work

>>25488 How is this fun? We've already been exposed to Jinshi's real identity, as well as his 2nd layer identity since S1. It's just dragging at this point. >the plot is obviously moving towards her figuring out Jinshi's real identity by herself That's not what I'm seeing. She's been avoiding Jinshi so there's no progress at all.

>>26000 If you watch this for the main plot you are gonna suffer, most chapters are slow and nothing happens until BANG everything happens at once very fast and unexpectedly

>>25993 https://8chan.se/.static/pages/posting.html

>>24679 >I actually hate how Maomao is so unnecessarily mean to Jinshi. Imagine you're kidnapped and forced to be a wagie. Then after you finally find your autistic hobby/place you're still nagged by a handsome but otherwise pretty gay man who claimed to be an eunuch up until the frog incident.

>>24679 Also Maomao probably knows Jinshi uses his charm to manipulate women and so she's careful and takes him with a grain of salt.

>>26128 Maomao was already set free at the end of S1 first cour. She chose to return to the rear palace by choice. She’s a worker and he's her boss, of course he’s going to be around to give her orders. It’s not like he even spends that much time hovering around her as he’s busy with his own work. Most of the time she’s free to enjoy her hobbies. Jinshi's been nothing but generous to her, he even went out of his way to bring her rare ingredients even though he doesn't have to. Yet she can’t even do the bare minimum and properly listen when he’s trying to talk to her.

>>26303 She's autistic, please understand.

We have LN 16 cover finally, it will come out in May.

>>26713 Maomao the schoolar

>>26713 Smart cat.

>>26713 does she pass the kanjo exam? in the anime she flunked it hard

>>26905 Yeah, she studies and passes it the second time then goes to work in the palace medical office.

>>26905 She does it but only after being "locked" in a room by Granny (Gaoshun paid her to do it).

>>26929 >>26934 even a kot can do it if she tries!

>>26975 Of course, she's just autistic. PS. audio is a major upgrade.

we can do this now! tomboy aduo posting has never been so vivid.

>>26929 Maomao not beating the dyke allegations. Also risking her life with En'en watching all of this

>>24796 What other imageboards have /a/ refugees been going to? How did this become the default refugee board?

>>20983 How would Loulan have reacted if Maomao didn't bring the ice? I doubt that Loulan would want that something bad happens to Xiaolan but she is forced to hide her face.

>>27521 >How did this become the default refugee board? It's not that hard soyjak: self-discarded because it's a self-harming and anti-social only board. Anyone staying there after knowing the existence of other chan should stay there tbh. 8kun: IMO it deliberately tries to expel non-Q anons. It has been like that it returned and was stable. It's slow too. Other chans are either mostly not in English or too dead. ie. Endchan. 8chan(.se) works, is kinda the default that allows all the userbase of ex-4chan and even more. It already is a cluster of dead IBs that merged during the last 5 years (that's why you see so many non-English and extreme boards) so it isn't pure 8chan (pre 2019).

>>27543 on a good day= whipped and/or fired on a bad day= beheaded

>>27035 >I haven't downloaded KnH OST yet I have to reduce my backlog of "OSTs to download"...

>>27543 >I doubt that Loulan would want that something bad happens to Xiaolan but she is forced to hide her face. Why would Loulan care about Xiaolan?

>>27659 Xiaolan is smol

>>27563 8chan's /pol/ is small for some reason. The same with /r9k/ I think 8chan's /a/ will grow even more if 4chan doesn't return for the next weeks. It was less than 10,000 replies before 4chan's death, now it's almost 30,000 replies.

>>27624 Best mom.

Why is Catcat such a pervert...

>>27941 Onsen CatCat...

>>27941 Where did she write that or did someone make it up?

https://x.com/NaMelanza/status/1912186005190517057?t=_VUaq00DdZinlC28BnS4zg&s=19 Here the tweet, Boar is a weirdo

>>28036 >We need some ero but the girls can't show their skin >ok lets use the b****, Jinshi! Dorkness

>>27630 some series never release... like, i wanted a few tracks from grace ojisan, or i still have a track they didn't include from mahouka s2 in my head when i open its folder

>>26303 Maomao isn't trying to be malicious or rude. She genuinely didn't comprehend that Jinshi had more to say after he gave her the ox bezoar. If you noticed, she has actually grown quite fond of Jinshi, but she's still unaware of his feelings towards her.

>>28036 Seems to me Boar is just using Jinshi the way she always intended, as a comic relief character.

>>27941 Jinshi is so fucking gay

>>28112 >or i still have a track they didn't include from mahouka s2 Mahouka in general fragments the OST in multiple disks, I remember the Vol 7 of the S1 was kinda hard to find and had a lot of tracks common in the anime.

>>28230 exactly right. i didn't even mention iwasaki taku's songs only ever being on the OST with vocals on, when they're sometimes played instrumental in episode. what i miss is the track where ayako and the colonel were talking. s2ep8 10:44.

Reminder that Maomao once got high on mushrooms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3CE-FEyMWg The youtube channel translating these just got taken down.

>>28101 Would Maomao pimp Jinshi?

>>28347 >got taken down. Existence is suffering. Btw you can download subtitles with yt-dlp ("--sub-lang en --write-auto-sub" ) >>28279 The "x-file"? sadlythe catalog only shows vocals CDs for the S2 and the OST of the S3.

>>28483 She already did it.

>>28506 i do have s2 ost, but it wasn't included.

>>28347 Auto-gen subs so it's plenty errors, but

>>28600 Idk how to make the subs visible with the embed player without hardsubbing...

>>28608 you must install them in the hearts and minds of anons. then you won't have to attach them anymore, or even write them.

>>28616 Hardsubs damnation will be.

>>28631 >mental health of the trees in high class. >i hope everyone can go quickly here.

>>28671 I couldn't help but laugh at that.

>>28506 >Btw you can download subtitles with yt-dlp ("--sub-lang en --write-auto-sub" ) Good to know, thanks.

>>28220 He's a bottom

>>28347 >The youtube channel translating these just got taken down. WTF this is the worst news. The chibi shorts are so good. I can't believe some rats actually reported their channel.

mao^3 I refuse to look ahead but based on the previews I feel like we are approaching the main plot of the current arc

>>29697 Did she stutter?

>>27941 I don't know why Maomao always hypes up Jinshi's looks, in the anime he's barely better looking than the average man.

>>27996 He's way more chadlite in later in the pretty manga Maybe they used his early design

>>29754 Meant for >>29736

>>29697 Gyokuyou is always so reasonable even in the worst situations that it gives shady vibe. I won't be surprised if she ends up being the final boss.

>>29759 you actually have all the information necessary in the anime to know why she can be a late game boss.

>>29754 They should've put more effort into his design if we're supposed to buy him as this perfect celestial maiden. His bangs just look so goofy.

>>29787 So it actually ends up happening fr? Poor Maomao must be devastated at this turn of events.

>>29759 I'd be very surprised. They mention that kind of attitude is fitting of a head consort and while we don't see it much they do show that Lihua has a similar attitude >>29787 actually I guess this is true, but I still don't think she'd end up as a villain

>>29787 Breast size?

>>29811 yes because >>29816

>>29855 Xiamao's breast milk is just better?

>>29815 >Lihua has a similar attitude I don't get this impression. With Lihua it feels like we already saw the worst of her in the first episode so her development later on felt genuine. Meanwhile Gyokuyou always seems so level-headed it’s almost unnatural. The anime also emphasizes how intelligent and perceptive she is. She knows how to play the game a little too well, especially considering her young age.

>>29902 It's hallucinogenic.

>>30000 While Gyokuyou is certainly the more level headed of the two the impression I got is that is that the way Lihau acts later is her baseline that she had even before Maomao ever sees her, and it just so happens that she's introduced while she and her child are slowly dying from an unknown cause so she's not quite at her best.

>>29068 No bottom lifts another's chin like this >>22651 or claims his property like this >>20298. Then again, no top goes kya like this >>27941.

boning THE shaomao. the use of date rape drugs on a certain beautiful male imperial official leading to immobilized and forced to endure the 10000 secret whore techniques of the flat chested arch-slut (anal penetration and urethral mushroom insertion included). Jinshi-sama (forma de ultra instinct ultimate rapechad) whose chin has become sharp enough to puncture level IV armor plates and with 1 foot long fingers guaranteed to ANNIHILATE yumejoshis with FACTS and LOGIC. the certain incident in which a very young high consort drank too much tea and was unable to holding the liquid reservoir internally causing an excess leakage during a garden party and mmmh, slrrrp, unyahhh~. Bizarre case of ghostly possession in ancient China in which the soul of a deceased emperor overcame several bald, old, fat, ugly imperial officials (who happened to have no faces for some reason) and caused the so called "uohhh plague" of which details are officially banned from public knowledge; over [redacted] young maidens were assaulted. ADVanced new technology which allows researchers to discover the thoughts which ancient figures may have actually thought used to shed new light on mysterious ancient emperor, following thought patterns observed: "mommy milkies" "biggest fattest tomboy titties absolutely overflowing" "gyokuyou but her chest is 4x as large" "would the common people rebel against me if I tried drowning myself in a bathtub of breast milk" An awkward situation commences in whcih somehow unknown minor imperial apothecary manages to force the [redacted] of the emperor himself into a maid outfit including restrictive XXXXX cage and [missing] plug inserted into anus. Maomaomaomaomao whose chest is flatter than the sheer sides of the Great Wall of CHIna mmhmhgnhnfhmfngmg. over 400 destroyed records detailing fantasies in which one's maid looks at you with a disgusted expression, hrhrngfhgfnng, or maybe even steps on you, htrngdhjgfgnfmgmmfdaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Does she exist only to suffer?

>>30118 She only needs a good duck. Everything will be daijoubu with a good duck.

xiaolan needs warmth in her life after the ice cold accident.

>>30124 >>30118 Domo

>>30149 Get away from her you treacherous demon

>>30043 He's a sub but a crazily possessive one. We always see him fighting imaginary love rivals. She has the psychological advantage over him since he's a simp, however he has the physical advantage due to being much taller and stronger.

>no thumbnail hmm, simply using catbox and cbz is better.

>>30290 Jinshi is at least a switch. He's way too aggressive and handsy.

Best ship. They actually look so good together. Jinshi even got Gyokuyou's crest burned into his body. I'm still waiting for some real plot to come out from this