boning THE shaomao. the use of date rape drugs on a certain beautiful male imperial official leading to immobilized and forced to endure the 10000 secret whore techniques of the flat chested arch-slut (anal penetration and urethral mushroom insertion included). Jinshi-sama (forma de ultra instinct ultimate rapechad) whose chin has become sharp enough to puncture level IV armor plates and with 1 foot long fingers guaranteed to ANNIHILATE yumejoshis with FACTS and LOGIC. the certain incident in which a very young high consort drank too much tea and was unable to holding the liquid reservoir internally causing an excess leakage during a garden party and mmmh, slrrrp, unyahhh~. Bizarre case of ghostly possession in ancient China in which the soul of a deceased emperor overcame several bald, old, fat, ugly imperial officials (who happened to have no faces for some reason) and caused the so called "uohhh plague" of which details are officially banned from public knowledge; over [redacted] young maidens were assaulted. ADVanced new technology which allows researchers to discover the thoughts which ancient figures may have actually thought used to shed new light on mysterious ancient emperor, following thought patterns observed: "mommy milkies" "biggest fattest tomboy titties absolutely overflowing" "gyokuyou but her chest is 4x as large" "would the common people rebel against me if I tried drowning myself in a bathtub of breast milk" An awkward situation commences in whcih somehow unknown minor imperial apothecary manages to force the [redacted] of the emperor himself into a maid outfit including restrictive XXXXX cage and [missing] plug inserted into anus. Maomaomaomaomao whose chest is flatter than the sheer sides of the Great Wall of CHIna mmhmhgnhnfhmfngmg. over 400 destroyed records detailing fantasies in which one's maid looks at you with a disgusted expression, hrhrngfhgfnng, or maybe even steps on you, htrngdhjgfgnfmgmmfdaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA