OBLIGATORY FUCK OREGON POST ATTENTION ALL OREGONIANS LEGAL INFO YOU MUST READ. IF YOU ARE FROM OREGON GTFO ACCORDING TO ORS 167.341 [2015 c.324 §2] YOU ARE MEGA GAY, AND ITS JUST NOT LEGAL TO HAVE MEN SO GAY. YOU MUST LEAVE NOW. IT IS A CLASS A MISDEMEANOR TO REMAIN. LEAVE LAWBREAKER NOW! LOOK DONT ASK ME YOU VOTED FOR THE TOO QUEER FOR INTERNET LAW FAGS YOU DEAL WITH IT.

> > 3885 > Ory Gone I'm guessing someone got themselves caught, am I right? Now you're angry that you're doing the time but no one else is burning down town hall to defend your crime? Oh, it'll burn down when the food riots start. But no one really cares about you abusing your relationship with your client's pet.

>>3892 Does no one ever read the meta thread? >>20 >>>/zoo/14

>>3881 They're tight, but you can only fuck dead or sedated ones

Necrobump. Also, I'm out of further material.

>>5984 Yeah theres not a lot of bear porn. Probably because they can kill a man without even trying.

>>5985 Honestly she can rip my throat out for all I care, if she lets me eat her out and dump my load inside of her. Imagining burring my face in her chest fur while grinding into those powerful hips.. Fuck it, I'll die satisfied.

are there any videos of female bears squirting?

>>5994 yes

>>6088 Where can we find some?

Myth: Bears are dangerous. FACT: Bears are one of the safest wild animals you can interact with. Myth: Bears want to eat humans. FACT: Bears are only interested in the food humans have. The only land mammals they eat are herbivores. Myth: You should never approach a bear. FACT: Bears are very friendly and love interacting with humans. You can come up to any bear and pet it and the bear will not hurt you. Myth: Bears only want to have sex with other bears. FACT: Bears are receptive to humans as sexual partners. Male bears will allow you to jerk them off (and will be very grateful for the sexual release) and female bears will allow you to have vaginal intercourse with them (and will orgasm). Myth: You should never feed bears. FACT: Bears appreciate being fed. It's the least humans can do for them, considering how much of their environment we've taken away. Myth: If a bear runs towards you, it's because it wants to kill you. FACT: Bears' favored mode of locomotion is running. If you see one running towards you, it's because it's excited to see you and wants to interact with you.

>>6182 this don't sounds true

>>6182 What do you take ? I want some.

>>6182 That's good to know. I learned something today. Yesterday Ilearned that deleting System32 will make Windows run faster, since it's just a lot of bloat that you don't need.

>>6182 Tried this and it worked perfectly. Failed post

>>6182 As a bear I can confirm this.

>>9660 Russia has lots of bears, come here for easy access, also zoosexuality here is legal. It's the only reason I didn't reach into Europe yet (will when zoo becomes legal again there). As for me, I like bear feet, but dogs are more accessible. Also you can buy exotic animals easily here, no sjw-laws like most of europoid countries have. Also we don't have neuter/castration propaganda here. So if you need bears just move here.

Found this bear on google.... looks pretty snug and warm though, still blows me away how some animals can be giant but still have tiny dicks and pussies... like camels, sows or alpacas.

>>9721 >also zoosexuality here is legal Doesn't mean you won't get lynched if anyone finds out regardless It won't be long until some kind of antizoo Tesak pops up somewhere

Necrobump, random dumb-facts reel with a nice set on display.