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/ng/ - Nobody General Spook 04/18/2025 (Fri) 00:07:48 No. 431
Greetings Traveller, The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams. In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher. NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.
This is not an image of the nobody. Please refrain from using it. This is the image of Jupiter.
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Yaaay TY Anon! Not sure about /NG/ but a lot of posters are on DownDetector. I'll hang out here too until 4chan gets fixed back up. Hope you're all doing well! :]
hello ng’ers
Hello :]
>>469 Hello
>>453 >this nigger is here just fuck my shit up fam
>>477 I did not even realise that it was Cult of Passion, God fucking damn it. >>453 Just don't try to attention whore and samefag for attention please, please for the love of God.
>nobody thread yep aaaaaand the board is ruined.
>>479 We have all the retarded samefag skitzos here, ready to hit themselves and cry for jannies, but here, no jannies will save them.
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>>482 You are ridiculously egocentric and retarded, take your meds >inb4 nobody responds to you and suddenly "Yevgeniy Pillman" shows up for a 500 post nonsense argument The jannies are not here to protect your "look at me" threads
>>479 We're just here until 4chan comes back online, promise :]
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>>486 At least it is easy to filter you here, don't come back to 4chan when it comes back up, it was noticeably better when you were not pretending to be DrPillman, you are far better suited to soyjak.st, 8kun.moe, or reddit Have fun talking to yourself
>>489 It looks like you never learn. You are the same person I came across a few months ago when you destroyed my thread. At the recommendation of another poster, I looked you up on the archive and discovered everything you had been up to. You troll seeking attention, and immediately after you were caught samefagging, you stopped posting. I beg you not to begin that here.
Lazy niggers
>>431 For the love of Christ keep 8chan free of this faggot ass bot Nobody spam. All the fucking Europeans, South Anericans, and Indians obsessed with this stupid fad are fucking insufferable as well. Stay on your goddamn discord and go back to your fucking subreddit. THIS IS OUR SITE
>>495 I hope the janitors are far better here
>>496 as do i
>>497 Halfchan can not come back soon enough, low quality namefag spamers and bot threads already shitting this site up >>482 >>486 >>489 >>493
>>498 They'll go back once they realize the site is too slow and has too few bots to fuel them
>>499 The sad state of 4chan's /x/ was that half of the posts were schizophrenic unmediated drug addicts and the other half were people trying to get attention from the aforementioned schizophrenic unmediated drug addicts. 2016's QAnon election tourism killed 4Chan
>>500 checked and succintly put. i have pretty much nothing to add to what youre saying i agree with every word
>>501 I greatly desire to see this website become far more active, but only if we can see a higher volume of quality posts. I miss the days when we had decent posts every day, I know we will get lots of people posting fiction, but back before the redditisation of the chans, even the larp content was good, we got old SCP and not /ng/ larpers trying to manifest themselves into becoming God because they found it on tictok. I really do hope that once 4chan comes back up, only quality posters stick around, and those who want attention go back to places that tolerate them
>>502 Nobody gives a shit. You're no different than all the asshole posting trannies on halfchan's /b/. Just go back to the 800 other /ng/ bases youve holed up in across the internet, or maybe retread your retarded Blue Eisenhower November LARP once 4chan comes back. Just stop the Nobodyposting. The catposting normies, youtube links, and AI spam were just too much man. It's time to let it go. >>503 Seconded anon. We may only hope. I know this Cult of Passion guy and all the others like him will most likely flood 4chan once it's back up
>>502 You and your friend are exactly what we do not want on this board.
>>506 >>507 >waaa waaa give me unbridled attention look at me look at me fucking loser jesus christ
>>507 KYS YOU RETARDED 4CUCK NIGGER
>>509 If you're a mod delete the thread if not then fuck off
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>>507 If you act like this, you are not welcome here. >>492 was right, you need to take your larp and leave. Unlike the ESL retards on 4chan, people are not going to coddle you here.
You have no idea about this guy, he single-handedly destroyed any semblance of cognizant discussion on 4cuck. YOU DO NOT WANT HIM HERE HE WILL BY HIMSELF DESTROY THIS BOARD.
>>513 Do you guys have an active BO?
>>515 I have no idea, how do we check that?
>>516 You brought this terrible 4chan culture here, go somewhere else, the adults want to have conversations without this childish behavior
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>>516 Just piss off take a hint you sperg none of us want you here
>>517 He was on yesterday, but I guess is at work rn. He has a vol, but maybe that guys busy too. I see a global report open for this guy here, cult whatever. Hmm. Tell you what I'ma slap him with a GR4, and get him out of your hair, globally report him if he comes back I guess. This is spam I suppose. If the BO isn't cool with that he can yell at me later tonight.
>>521 It's called an invasion
>>514 This is a reminder of why I stopped using halfchan. Hopefully containment goes back up soon and we are rid of whatever this guy is trying to do.
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>>522 I kneel. Thank you, you are doing 8chan a service by doing so.
>>525 >>526 Np anon, hope the rest of your day is better, have a good one.
>>522 Holy shit thank you so much. 8Chan is instantly 1000x better than halfchan ever was, I am glad that we have more active and better moderation on this site
>>528 thisthisthisthisthis he has no idea the sheer amount of bullshit he just saved us all from
>>527 YOU AS WELL SIR SIEG ANONYMOUS
>>529 If we end up having a version of /x/ free of people like Cult of Passion, I will never leave. I am so glad that we have good moderation here, we can finally have a place to conduct on topic conversation about paranormal things, unhampered by flooding and thread derailment.
>>531 In tragedy, there is always light.
>>532 People moving to better moderated image boards really is the light at the end of the tunnel, maybe we can enjoy life on well maintained, active, interesting communities, free from moderation teams who wield namefags and schizophrenics like him to lower the discussion quality and stifle discussion
>>535 You have a good day, anon. It was nice enjoying this victory today with you
>>515 What is a BO? (Ban Order?)
>>531 >free of people like Cult of Passion What did he do to you?
>>536 You as well, I hope that this sets the tone for the future of this board, it is a big victory, and I think that it shows that the moderation here is people who care about the board and not shitty jannies put here from other boards, that don't give a fuck at all
>>541 I was just using him as an example, but look up the /x/ archive of him, it is full of shit like this >>513 If we allow this behavior on here, it will be just as bad as it was on 4chan, if not worse, being the user-base is so very small right now
>>543 >the user-base is so very small right now If you're going to ban people for nothing
>>545 He was starting his spamming thing, like the other anon says, he seems to like to spam argue with himself. I think we should keep people from spam posting and derailing threads, its not like this guy doesn't have pages of thread derailment and spam in the archives, if it was some random anon arguing I would agree, but he seems to have a very long history of this behavior, and we should nip it in the bud before it takes root here
>>546 I don't like it, but I guess it makes the site more manageable
>>547 Yeah, we should not have the site become unusable so one dude can get attention
>>546 That's most namefags and anons on /NG/ there's a lot of interpersonal drama, I think. So, often, there's arguing. Outside of that, most people just post cat pictures or youtube links. I don't think, after a certain point, that they even discussed The Nobody, really. I'll be honest, I think it was more of a place to socialize than a place for on-topic discussion, unlike the Ishtar threads, Kek threads, or Succgen.
>>549 Exactly it was just another blogposting sinkhole that eventually spread throughout the board in various forms
>>549 Yeah, but most of the people on /ng/ stay in their thread or post on topic in other threads, a quick look through the archives has him derailing almost any thread he posts in to insult random anons and argue till they give up. I admit, it is funny as hell, for sure, but at the end of the day, he would probably kill any thread posted here and chase people to the altchans
>>550 This is what you get, like I said if you don't like it delete the thread
I would say, speaking for myself, and not the group as a whole, that NG does get out of hand, and it'd maybe be better if you guys banned us if you really think it'll be an issue to your board.
>>551 That's a fair point.
I feel bad honestly, I was so excited to get back to these threads that I posted that there was one, on Down Detector, so I think I probably invited some people here by accident. It might've been quieter here had I not said anything.
>>552 What is that supposed to mean? Not trying to just be a confrontational asshole or anything, anon. I just don't want the site to devolve into shitposting and nonsense
>>538 Board Owner. Unlike 4chan each board here is moderated independently. So some anon made this board and runs it however he pleases, and for global staff to interfere is a giant nono. Checking the logs you had a visit from an admin.
>>552 >>556 What I mean is /ng/ will in no way exist on 8chan asomg as it's a bunch of spamming namefags not discussing anything
>>557 Ty *thumb-up*
Dosnt want shitposting... Fuck me Rome... Nice place you got here... Smells like a trash can...
>>554 Yeah, if we want to have a board with good discussion, we cannot let the site feel with argumentative, obstinate, conflict seeking, namefag schizophrenics actively come here and start arguments to stoke their own ego. >>556 That is about what I worry about, I think with good moderation we can have pretty much everybody that existed on halfchan, I do agree some of the generals cause issues though, as some topics attract people who want to start arguments or cause problems
>>560 Shitposting is fun, attention spam is not
>>558 If you think we will settle for less than on 4chan you have some crooked sense of reality
>>561 The general shit should be banned. It was always banned on halfchan /x/ some fag mod decided to change the rule and delete other shit along with it thus ruining the board and allowing it to fill completely with spam
I think the points being made are solid, and have pretty much convinced me. I would say, in my opinion, it's better to ban NG, then. We'll all be back on 4chan in a week, anyway, it's not too long to wait. And the last thing I think anyone would want would be to ruin your board. >t. Regular NG goer
>>564 I suppose that I agree, maybe an /xg/ board could be made for generals and they could be altogether bannned from this board
>>566 I would absolutely settle for that if it keeps this board from being invaded
>>567 Agreed, I hope this place can stay civil, I like it a lot here, and though I have no issue with general users, I can remember back before they existed. I have always seen them more of a symptom of the genitive negative cultural change on halfchan's /x/, than the main issue, but I do see how they might suck low quality spammers into this site
well?
>>561 jfc, just go back to reddit.
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open questions to the refugees. where we at? this absolute boring ass fucking losers will never understand the level of synchronicity or levels of true /x/ psychism that were cultivated. this is the most normie ass bitch place i've seen yet. where we at? cause it probably ain't going to be here in this retard wonderland. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIXyKmElvv8
>>583 What are you waiting for?
Where are the attention whores when you need them?
Is there a Nobody General Reddit?? What?
>>588 Banned, it seems
>>588 Maybe they don't know we're here
>>593 i've been looking around. there's like 20 /NG/s over like 15 sites. no one knows where to go.
>>594 That's crazy. I just assumed people came here, or were at down detector, or were just hanging in the various NG Discords.
I hope 4chan comes back soon
>>596 It may never come back, you can't be dependent on one site. For now we are here.
>>597 That's true.
If anons didn't have this mindset of being chained to 4chan they would be posting here now like nothing happened instead of crying in the corner of the room.
>>601 maybe if it was less fugly. .innerPost{width:900px;background:#3e3d3d;border:none;} a{color:gold;} .embedButton{color:yellow;font-size:100%;} input[type="checkbox" i] {display:none;width:0px;padding:0px;} body{background:#171717;} .quoteLink{color:lightblue;} .extraMenuButton{color:#757500;} .hideButton{color:#757500;} nav.navHeader{color:lightblue;border-bottom:1px solid lightblue;} hr{border:1px solid lightblue} .postCell:target .innerPost, .markedPost, .sideCatalogMarkedCell{background:black;} element.style{top: 30%;display: block;left: 60%;} #quick-reply textarea{height:300px;} #quick-reply table{width:500px;}
>>602 You can change the theme at the top of the site
i use the stylus addon
>>604 >the As if we know wtf are you talking about
>>605 i'll assume you mean the royal we.
>>606 Sure, why not.
>>666 maybe somebody will get around to it tomorrow
Wait for your 4chan fags if you want, I'll laugh harder every day
>>611 It's ok if no one's here the time will pass anyway :]
>>613 You will realize the severity of the situation when it will be too late like always, pathetic NPCs
>>614 you guys also have a satan i see
>>616 Since when the truth is satanic?
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>>621 Nah I got it, you're an actual satanist and you push it through backdoors.
>>602 learn to change themes newfag
4chan isn’t coming back.
Honestly, I like it better like this. I hope 4chan never comes back. Normies will never be able to follow the threads again.
II might start a nobody board on plebbitchan since it’s decentralized.
Hit the gas. Accelerate. 4chan and Reddit mods are shitting bricks right now.
>Oh that link? >That link never fucking existed.
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>>635 Same, a websites with good mods, no normies, and no retards. Based
>>662 it does feel like the mods are the only ones here.
>>664 You're such whiny bitches, I know that you wait for me to spoonfeed you but I won't, this general can't die for all I care.
>>664 I am not a mod, and I am having fun
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>>633 Well, if 4chan really is kill for good, then I can say, truly, that it was a pleasure and an honor shitposting with you all these past few years. It was a lot of fun. Thank you, NG. https://youtu.be/bWkXGsbm-VI
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Chandy wuz here
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The nobody is a cat
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>>677 The honor is mutual cat fren =3
>>677 I really will miss you people
>>682 Same ;w;
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>>681 >>682 >>683 Maybe the real nobody . . . Was all the cat meme frens we made along the way >the nobody is a cat fren =3
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>>685 Couldn't put it better myself. :] >>678 Also, hi Chandy :3 Good to see you here
Should I throw a bone or nah?
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>>687 why
>>688 o//
>>689 Idk you tell me
>>691 Yolo
Is it entertaining? Or?
Thats basically how I make all my decisions.
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The faraway king of all the birds, the Simurgh, lets fall a magnificent feather in the center of China: tired of their age-old anarchy, the birds resolve to go in search of him. They know that their king’s name means thirty birds; they know his palace is located on the Kaf, the circular mountain that surrounds the earth. They embark upon the nearly infinite adventure. They pass through seven valleys or seas; the name of the penultimate is Vertigo; the last, Annihilation. Many pilgrims give up; others perish. Thirty, purified by their efforts, set foot on the mountain of the Simurgh. At last they gaze upon it: they perceive that they are the Simurgh and that the Simurgh is each one of them and all of them. In the Simurgh are the thirty birds and in each bird is the Simurgh.
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Your board is a neo-Reddit discord circle jerk. Stop LARPing, become an adult.
>>696 Well said.
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All I did was warn ppl bout security. (Among other things) Jannies, mods and feds all wanted everyone to stop worrying and take their meds. Idk, I am proud o (you) that listened.
>>697 Please don't start spamming this board with your shitty "I am God" behavior and whatever on earth >>513 this is
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>>697 Reee plz stop having fun and doing anything that doesn't directly align with my psy-op I was given by my jidf handler >>I only get paid when my psy-op gets big not your memes >>Your a neo-nazi . . .(wait that might not be an insult here, let me expose myself by using neo- to infir a neo-nazi negativity but use a diffent word . . . Redditor yeah thats what you hate) I mean neo-redditor Feds be obvious
>>697 >>697 Reee plz stop having fun and doing anything that doesn't directly align with my psy-op I was given by my jidf handler >>I only get paid when my psy-op gets big not your memes >>Your a neo-nazi . . .(wait that might not be an insult here, let me expose myself by using neo- to infir a neo-nazi negativity but use a diffent word . . . Redditor yeah thats what you hate) I mean neo-redditor Glowies be obvious They glow
>>721 That would make sense, he loves to derail threads on 4chan, I expect he will try the same thing here
>>721 >>722 >>725 Report and move on, with active janitors, he won't get the attention he wants, and he will simply go back to whatever shithole he crawled out of
we let them be so flagrant, we let them be so sure.
DRAKKAR NOIR THE ESSENCE OF HETROSEXUAL MANLY MEN AND WIZARDS AND PSYCHICS
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>>677 They are currently working on bringing it back up, might take a month though.
So 4skins staff, jannies and mods, LGBT and SJW crowd had a falling out? >A long time ago Why is this so weird? I didn't expect SJW and SJW, Trans and Trans, gays and gays- It's like a snake consuming its tail. Not to mention the federal influences on these people.
>>514 >one guy >single-handedly destroyed any semblance of cognizant discussion on 4cuck Does this mean that YOU GOT OUTSMARTED BY ONE GUY?? AGAIN?? ONE FUCKING STUPID RETARD?? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO EVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NG threads are always the best and the largest on any chan. It's magic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZCZ1pl37Ag
cars, because it's a vehicle.
>>748 He is an argumentative retard, he will shit-spam till people pay him attention. Ignore him
>>748 Outsmarted? No. Outschizo'd? Yes.
l'chaim, brothers and sisters how goes it
>>751 Just seems a little hungry to me, dunno maybe chuck him a worm or a fish? >>752 I heard tales of one particular schizo, skinny as a rake but my god what a fucking menace he apparently was.
gib me my 4chins back with fujo theme/feel
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>>748 Hardly the first time The meowbody dunks on them easily >>The nobody is a cat!
HELLO!!
>>755 >chuck him a worm or a fish? It would be nice to see him get help, unlikely though
>>739 Ty anon. I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
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>>759 Hi :D
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>>759 >>763 >>771 Meowdy everyone!
This site has nice a nice ui
>>779 Agreed
Coomstar lmao
A New World is possible.
>>787 That would be cool
I still firmly believe World War III will be waged with child soldiers and AI assistants. Commonwealth nations are already laying groundwork for compulsory drafts of teenagers and using internet access as a reward for service
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>>791 WW3 started in 2016
>>796 Are you a fan of globalization or something?
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>>798 >>800 I see you took my words literally, not bad
>>778 Hello friend o//
>>797 No he's just dismissing through relativism
>>798 >>800 Neato.
earthquake and eruption, the nobody is a cat, the nobody is good protocol, the nobody is information, the nobody is energy, ancient aliens, the nobody is the person behind MER-Tech, the creator of portal/time technology, the nobody is connected with god protocol, reality what is? what is Q? what is Satoshi?
>>825 Please elaborate fren? >>The no-no I mean nobody is a meowth! I mean meow-meow; I mean cat!


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