This has to be said and I'm not getting along with halfchan at the moment so I will post it here for clarity: "The new Lord of the Rings TV Show is a crock of Woke shit and it can fuck right off and fuck the Oliphaunt it rode in on." Thank you for letting me clarify that. https://archive.ph/H1aFz

Big Willie Style!!!

I've got this movie Idea about a very high end Escort Service that specifically cater to old millionaire businessmen where the girls who work there are aged from 18 to 23 years old. the main actresses in it are Sabrina Carpenter & Talitha Bateman who play Escorts named Tiffany (Talitha) and Brook (Sabrina) of course aren't their real names where both of them meet one night not knowing they've come to service the same client, an 80yo man in the hotel they start to have sex with him both sucking his cock at the same time before Sabrina's Character starts riding him for awhile before Talitha's Character jumps on top of him where she starts getting really into it while he's eating out Sabrina when he starts to ask her to slow down but neither of them hear him from moaning so loud that he begins having a heart attack and dies only moments after he cums they realise he's dead long story short they are they in his room completely naked and later find out his the head of crime family and they then have to spend the rest of the movie doing what they can to stay alive and clear their names from his death my any means it continues from there where he's dead on the bed still amazingly got he's erection, they start panicking and check his coat for anything like ID, Driver's licence passport and find his Driver's licence inside his wallet next to a picture of him with his family long with his personalised desert eagle. then one of them sees him name, probably Sab's Character and realises who he is and says "oh we are seriously screwed" while looking up at Talitha's Character and she says back to her "why what do you mean?" and sab say "you do realise who this is (saying his name after to her) he's the boss of the (name of the crime family) crime family" then they both looks at each other and start grabbing their stuff before heading towards the door to see if they get out with out being seen by his personal body guards. they do they are talking down at the other end of the hall and they sneak out of the hotel half dressed with his rubber still suck in her (oh yeah this is going to be a comedy crime drama) then finally out side of the hotel from the back entrance finally getting dressed Sab bends down to put on her high heels and sees she has the condom in her and comments to her about it and then she moves her hand down between her legs and pulls it out and throws it into one of them tall dumpster bins where a bit of cum flings out of it and catches her in the eye making sab's Character laughing before they're dressed and boot on the hell out of there. They Manage to make it back to Brook's (Sabrina) apartment where they find her on and off again roommate also an Escort (played by Francesca Capaldi) performing oral sex on her old client on the sofa in the Livingroom before she turns around and say's "oh your back, that didn't take long, how was it let me guess you made yet another client cum too soon, you know your pussy really is the tightest in the business" before she sees her walk into the Livingroom with Tiffany and then say's "oh, now I get it was a double team effort huh?" then Brook replies "oh hey didn't know you were working here tonight, oh yeah I, I mean we've just got back" before continuing talk to her bedroom then her (Fran's) client sees that she's not sucking on his cock any more and pulls on her head and pushes her mouth back on his cock again. Don't know how Much Room there is on here to write everything here but there's a orgy scene midway through the film where you see them in the actual building the Escort business is ran out from trying to find somewhere to hide from the goons who've been sent out to hunt them down, where they burst into a room where they are hearing some muffled noises coming out from to see s massive orgy taking place with a bunch of the girls (Francesca Capaldi character included) to see Daisy (played by Ciara Bravo) fucking two old men where she looks up at both of them and say "hey!, shut the door or if your coming in!!!, come in you're a little late to the party but I guess there are a few guys in the back waiting for their turn" so they both come into the room where the floor is completely socked from all of the sweat and semen that didn't find it's indented target walk past all of the old men fucking towards the back of the room. where there's a few of them sitting down, not before one of the old guy's pulls out of the girl he's fucking bends down and cums on both of their feet looks at both of them and says "holy fuck you girls here are the best in the city and have sexiest feet" they manage to get to the back of the room not long before the goons barge in so they realistically have no option at this point but to hide and blend in so they start blowing a couple of the men sitting down the goons then proceed to walk through the room right past both of them seeing that they can't find them leave, then they look up to see that they are gone get up to go not before the old men who they were blowing, say "hey where the fuck do you think you two are going?, we paid a fucking lot of good money for this you two ain't leaving till you're done" so they end up being apart of the orgy which actually works out in their favour as it gave them plenty of time to hide out.

It's been noted that The Matrix Resurrections (i.e. The Matrix 4) is hopelessly Woke. Not only that but TM4 is being released during a new pandemic wave with many restrictions in place worldwide. I'm expecting a major Happening in the flop department because of these two factors. The best Matrix movie will always be the original, with Reloaded coming a close second. I think they shouldn't have tried to dig this rabbit hole too deep by milking the franchise cow with this new Matrix movie. They've tumbled down the rabbit hole, come out the otherside and potentially ended up in a trash can.

It was said that the script for the entire 4th season of Stranger Things got leaked online some months back but only some of it has been found so far most importantly Max Hooking up with and seen giving her much older male partner a blowjob and Eleven get's captured and Raped by a mysterious Government Agency would like to ask and know if anymore has of yet been able to find the entire script for it. oh yeah forgot to YFI on this from what's been seen so far from the scripts that it looks like the fourth season will more than likely be getting a TV-MA Rating

A lite novel series, anime, and movie. A nice sized franchise you can really sink your teeth into. The authors obsession with germany and the world wars already makes this a winner. Having accurate weapons, and even accurate spent shells marks this apart from 99% of jap produced horse shit. Yeah this guy gets guns. The story of a salaryman from japan who dies, pisses off god, and gets reborn as a shrimpy girl in alternate world war one. As a german. But shes not totally fucked. This world has magic. And soon Tanya gets a serious bloodlust going. As good as the first season is it ends right when the narrative gets get. Communist pedophiles from the USSR wanna rape our sweet loli, and the only way to stop them is killing every last goddamned communist. This is the movie plot, but unfortunately despite being out for several years the only torrents are 5 to 8 gigs a piece for a cocksucking 2 fucking useless hours. Fucks sake guys. Quality is nice right up until your obsession with quality means 80% of people CAN'T WATCH YOUR FUCKING UPLOAD I read the novels as they come out. And that keeps me happy. But fuck assholes who think a goddamn cartoon needs to be better than 480. Seriously. Also one fucking seed!? Even if I had a PC that could play your ridiculous super high gay quality vid I'M NEVER GONNA FINISH THE DL YOU STUPID SHITS. AH whatever fuck it. Thats the show. It's good. Watch it.

What are the best cozy nostalgic fall/autumn movies to watch with friends on a rainy eve with cocoa

>look through old /tv/ threads >see Blade Runner threads >every time, some faggot asks/baits what the meaning of the film is, some other faggot complains/baits it's bad >every time, the only response/bait people can give is either derisive or some equivalent of "2DEEP4U" >mfw any media that is "debated" is the same fucking scenario Holy fuck if you can't explain to retards what the meaning of something is, you're just as dumb even if you "understood" it (daily reminder that what an individual "understands" something to be is not necessarily what was intended), and if you're just too lazy to do it you might as well not post at all. Honestly, a rule should be made on any discussion site that values quality over "muh freedumbs" that essentially states that if you can't argue something with supporting evidence and provide objective sources, you'll be banned.

so I heard that Gibby's coming back to iCarly, but word through the grapevine is that, the story goes, during that 10 year hiatus period of iCarly web show, Gibby moved to and now lives elsewhere in Seattle (I think it was) and has made friends with a bunch of those stereotypical bros who always go to the Gym to workout, chase and fuck pussy. who always comment on how Gibby is/was friends with Carly and how all of them go on about how they'd love to have sex with her, tell him that he should try and get back and see her again but only so as to get her to have sex with him so he can tell them how good at, and incredible sex with her is.

This is one of the funnest movies I've ever seen.

The movie so bad, that bringing it up still hurts the creators. After seeing how sensitive Zach was about Miss March on the Twitch stream I decided to hunt down, and watch this lost pile of dogshit. So first of all was it bad? Yes. Not sure if thats really a writing problem as much as it was a genre issue. Mid aughts buddy comedy designed for "unrated" dvd editions. The genre kinda dictates a lot of thw stupidity present in the film. The acting is good for skits, but comes across as slightly ridiculous in an extended film. No, Timmy, Sam, or Darren. And despite all that I actually rather enjoyed myself and had a good time watching it. Funny at times, although perhaps not always for the reason intended.

I don't remember anything about this movie. Some kids a thief. Gets popped. Is forced to befriend a killer whale by the court. None of that is probably true but thats the best my sleep deprived and addled mind can do. I haven't had coffee yet fuck you. Anyway he breaks the whale out, and somehow that leads to three sequels. No idea how. Its been like 25 fucking years cut me a break.

Starring Sean Connery, and Michael Caine. Based on a short story but Rudyard Kipling. A fascinating adventure into the depths of Kafiristan. We meet freemasons, savages, and finally kings. A pulpy good time.

I remember more of this one. Mel plays a redpilled fella in the late 90s. He is played for laughs initially until the movie takes a twist that would never happen today. It says what if he was right? What if some weird ass government shit is going down? And people start being clintoned. Heh. That was barely a thing then. Anyway it's great probably. Watching later today expect a better write up then.

What is the most retro aesthetic film you have seen? Below is my list: >Time Cop >Eraser >Robocop >Virus >Judge Dredd (Stallone v.) >Hackers (1995)

was reported there were script leaks of Maisie in her New TV Show Pistols that give details of her being Nude in it and Apparently has her fare share of Sex Scenes one of her giving some dude a blowjob in the backroom of a nightclub and another of her getting railed by some old guy after one of their concerts