Somewhat related, I want to fuck around with a VPS and see if I can host my own instance for one specific board, but despite knowing a little about hosting a site I'm full retard when it comes to crypto. From what I've seen getting any requires you to either send a fag a picture of your ID, or physically mailing cash to some fag, and then hoping you're not scammed.
I just want to buy some fucking bitcoins, turn them into monero, and then back into bitcoins on another wallet so I can pay a fucking host anonymously, god dammit.