Never bought a Dakimakura, now want to, because I feel so tired of the dating-game already. Had 2 marriages and I just stopped giving a fuck now. Want to go full retard and turn my bedroom into a embarrassing sissy-heaven. Already bought embarrassing bed-linen with funny farm-animals and hearts on it, got some pink waterproof matress-covers and rugs. Had some plushies, but they all don't have SPHs, now want to get a Dakimakura with SPH, but don't want to spent insane amounts of cash, since I already bought so much stuff for my new bedroom. Trying to get Dakimakuras or just fuckable pillows is really artificially harder than for women to get a dildo out of the deals and choices they have.