>no screenshots >no plebbit imgur conversation >no copypasted text or twitter handles of those involved >unrelated animu threadstarter image I am dismissive of your original post and lack of follow-up. You need to do better

START TAKING NOTES >>324158 I don't see any info in your post either m8. I haven't been watching Notch and would have missed the drama if it weren't for OP. Document the atrocities! Here's what I get in a quick skim of his Twitter. Destructoid said shit about him https://twitter.com/notch/status/734696095687802880 Vice said shit about him, and Margaret Pless was involved somehow? https://twitter.com/notch/status/734530309153230849 @adammckerlie said shit about him https://twitter.com/notch/status/734535852999770117 @D_W_Roberts said shit about him https://twitter.com/notch/status/734362708166971392 now I have shit to do so someone please find the original sources and archive them for us all. Record everything because they will delete and deny!

Notch burns Rami. Hard http://archive.is/54GH7

>>324162 >I don't see any info in your post either m8. I'm conserving energy and not carrying this thread. Constructive criticism led to a halfway decent reply, so kudos. I wonder why you're not posting screencaps on an imageboard though. Random thoughts on Notch; if he was red-pilled, cash-bloated, and cared enough to donate to fuel sites like this, do you think it would be a lump sum check that he'd never think twice about again, or would he trickle the money in on a stipend to prevent site admis from cashing a fat check and then not maintaining their work? Considering how shit Minecraft got the more money he made, I wonder if he's self-aware enough to know that paying all of somebody's bills kills some of their ambition

>>324158 Here you go, nerds.

>>324168 >be an outright bitch, get wrecked immediately back >later appeal with an ally as a passive aggressive bitch So I looked up this woman's credentials as a game dev. Jennifer Scheurle. Third google search for "Jennifer Scheurle games" brings up her portfolio site, with a slick graphic Web 2.0 mouse-over interface full of splash art. Then I looked closer at each "game" and her part in them: •Objects in Space(unreleased) - "mainly working on concept art and ship interior design as well as the design for the physical controllers and consoles." •The Night of the Rabbit - "I was part of this project's QA testing team." •Super Death Fortress - "This little iOS game is the first project I worked on since I moved to Sydney, Australia. I mainly worked on additional art and menu structures for monetization." •Redwater Hills(bought out, in development hell) - "Working for Gamespree, the publisher, I used to be in charge of coordinating Game Design with the development team at Exozet as contractors. I gained experience in all areas of development, focusing on balancing, UI design, AI design and monetization." •Bionic Battle Mutants - "The indie developer Monkeynetics from Berlin took me on board for Game Design, Localisation, Writing and Community work." •Kings and Legends - "My role involved an unusual specialisation, requiring the localisation of gameplay and artwork for the western market." •fan art for League of Legends 'Fellow game dev' talking to Notch like a colleague? OH I AM LAFFIN, "I get invited onto dev teams as a woman and I do art and menus and forum posting. We #gamedev now" I AM LAFFIN

this is hilarious!

>>324168 >How old are you? My money would be on "way too old for this kind of shit".

Bumpin'. I am in the firm belief that this topic deserves it's own thread.

>>324209 Nigger we already on the notch thread yo just post some good shit when he bantz's twitter idiots

well, he puts it pretty good.

I especially enjoy the ignorant "Well one more reason not to play Minecraft" or "I'm never playing Minecraft again" tweets. For one, there's no fucking way if you're an active player on some server that some fat Swede's tweets are going to make you stop cold-turkey. Two, this does nothing to the notch; he MADE Minecraft 6 years ago, and SOLD it to Microsoft 2 years ago. He is no longer connected to it. His views and your disagreement with them have nothing to do with Minecraft today. This probably makes me madder than anything on twitter, the sheer, degrading IGNORANCE of some people using it. I would probably be madder x10 if I was Microsoft or Mojang, and our products were getting PR-killed by association by a guy no longer associated with it.

The best part about this is that there is not a damn thing they can say to shut him up,he is rich as fuck,has no employer doesn't give a shit what people think about him because he is rich as fuck so all these guys slamming their heads against the wall of notch are doing so out of feeble desperation trying to see if they can spot a hole in his armor they can exploit

>>324215 no wife to abuse/coerce into manipulating him either. HE HAS NO WEAKNESSES

>>324216 Oh shit i forgot He doesn't have a wife not that i blame him the only girls that approach him want a piece of his dollaroes all to themselves via divorce.

>>324215 >Persson's shitposting >Rolfe's refusal Dang, not a good week to be a SJW, eh?

>>324170 dat really passive aggressive "we wish you were here". Is that an invite, a threat, or a warning what can happen to someone when they drink the koolaid?

MORE LIKE NOTCH YOUR SONG!

I'll just leave this here. If someone would .webm this for me, that'll be great.

>>324223 >tfw you forgot the embed sorry

This is fucking stupid. If you think "sexism against men" is a real thing, fucking kill yourself. Sexism doesn't exist, period. "Clever" comebacks like this are just a way for SJW messages to spread through communities where they might not otherwise travel. Next thing you know, your little brother or your girlfriend is a full on Sarkeesian-quoting feminist. Don't fall for their dirty tricks. Also, notch is fucking Cocoa Puffs bipolar. Embrace him at your peril.

>>324170 I missed this part earlier. That's a good dig on a literal who thinking she's on he same league as Notch,check out the meat next to her His smile looks forced like she threatened to shut her woman-cave if he didn't play along. Such is the life of a beta male

>>324226 >Embrace him at your peril. Meh, Notch laying down rhetorical napalm on SocJus doesn't need to wear a GG decoder ring. As long as GG doesn't get in the way of his strafing run. It's pretty good, pretty, pretty pretty good. >Sexism doesn't exist, period. That sounds like an incomplete joke about menstruation. Not being sexist here, since sexism doesn't exist, right? :^)

>>324164 >I'm conserving energy that's a unique interpretation of >I'm a low-effort shitposter

I'm not a fan of Notch. I don't like Autismblox. But this shit is gold.

>>324168 Notch is such a trooper.

>>324234 I'm the LEADER of Gamergate, lowly plebian. I spent more of my precious energy and attention in other threads literally toppling the SJW matriarchy and took it low-key in this one to foster improvement in my minions. Your impertinence on this matter is suffered only to make an example of you and will be a parable for my greatness that will be taught to your children's children. Now back to the salt mines with you.

>>324226 >sexism doesn't exist >illegal to mutilate the genitals of girl babies in my country, boy babies genitals are a billion dollar industry Okay, anon. I'm sure you're right.

>>324267 Fuck off. Just because your parents had your dick cut off doesn't mean sexism is real. That's just smart eugenics.

>>324226 >Sexism doesn't exist, period. I think he's using the feminist definition of sexism… There's no way a person who could form a coherent sentence would think that the ACTUAL definition of sexism cannot exist.

>>324280 >That's just smart eugenics. Go back to trolling 4chan.

>>324226 Notch is just shitposting/bantzing with twitter idiots because he has too much free time on his hands,this reminds me of broteam & Ralph so many keks were had back then. >>324280 Eugenics?there's a word you don't see everyday

>>324263 This is why in your middle-school disease love-com you have no friends.

>>324320 >middle-school disease love-com mobile shitposting with auto-correct on should be a crime