I just want to wish you good luck, anon. I hope vols/owner help you maintain an ERP environment here.

>stupid retard actually made the thread (￣ェ￣;)

>>94 Support him, anon, he's trying to make the site a better place and contributing to a fledgling board in the process. He's a good person ヾ(・ω・ヾ)

>>91 BO here. Not very familiar with ERP, but I'll try to take care of obvious trolling.

>>94 Don't think I didn't see you slutpost on /v/ and /b/, gamerboy. >>96 I'm not familiar with this either, but I made a thread because "some fags" on /v/ were asking for it (and for a place where they can ERP).

>>95 Sorry, I didn't meant to be that rude, BO. >>99 >Don't think I didn't see you slutpost on /v/ and /b/, gamerboy. w-what? you saw that? (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

>>100 >(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) Cutesy posting like this melts me, goddamn it

>>105 ᴵˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵒ‧‧‧ |▽//) Maybe I can do something about that (っ˘ω˘ς )?

>>106 I'm guessing you're going to act like a flirty slut and hope to be treated as such? Unfortunately, I'm not very good at those kinds of things. Though I can't say the same of you so far

>>109 (ᓀ‿ᓀ) Are you just gonna stand there? Let's see what we are 𝓌ℴ𝓇𝓀𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

>>110 I can sit if that makes you feel better :^) What do you have in mind?

>>111 >I can sit if that makes you feel better i'd rather be the one sitting on your cock >What do you have in mind? ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈⁱᶜᵏ ＼(≧▽≦)／

>>112 Honestly, that's what I thought you meant but I didn't want to be presumptuous What way do you like it served, anon? Do you like feeling it rubbing against yours, do you like your boy button being pushed? Do you like feeling it all the way down the back of your throat with a hand gently on your head?

>>113 I was thinking about slobberig all over your big fat cock first (*´﹃`) I just 𝓁ℴ𝓋ℯ the feeling of big sweaty anon cocks thrusting deep down my throat and choking me out while their baby batter spills all over.

>>114 Damn it, you're making me leak already If that's the case you can get on your knees, anon-kun. I've got a treat for you, I'm 7 inches, uncut and already throbbing ;3 >spills all over You like making a mess? I would have guessed you were a swallower. Or are you just too greedy and can't control yourself?

>>115 wowie >w<, i've never ever seen such a big dicky! how am i even gonna fit this monster inside my slutty mouth (๑ó⌓ò๑) And you are uncut too, i love playing and stretching dicky skin (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ >Or are you just too greedy Anon's dick is all for me as long as i'm all yours too~ 𝓃ℴ𝓌 ℊ𝒾𝓂𝓂ℯ 𝓂𝓇 𝒹𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓎!!! (つ≧▽≦)つ Do hou hike it when it buhges on my cheek like this?? *slurps* ^^

d-did i scare anon away?, i wasn't done polishing his fat boy meat (ノωヽ)

>>116 Oh jeez, you're an eager little fella. >And you are uncut too, i love playing and stretching dicky skin (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ It's fun to play around with, isn't it? To kiss, to rub your tongue under, all the possibilities! >Do hou hike it when it buhges on my cheek like this? I like how you look like a silly slut But do you know what I'd like the look of more? Your pretty little eyes looking back up at me while you savor it. >>117 Oh, so impatient. Sorry, did I keep you waiting? I didn't notice the thread had updated. >i wasn't done polishing his fat boy meat You can continue, sweetheart. You're doing great.

>>118 >It's fun to play around with, isn't it? To kiss dick kisses are best kisses bar none (^O^) >Your pretty little eyes looking back up at me while you savor it t-that's kind of embarrassing but i will try my best ⁽(◍˃̵͈̑ᴗ˂̵͈̑)⁽ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ? (◕‿◕✿), my gosh~ anon-kun. you are such a cutie pie OωO, i can't get enough of you!!! <3

>>119 I promise I won't keep you waiting again. My replies shouldn't be any longer than a few minutes from now, okay?~ >dick kisses are best kisses bar none (^O^) You can make out with him if you'd like, I'm sure he'd enjoy it >ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ? Aw, are you embarrassed? You look so cute like that, anon! Are you enjoying yourself? You're so soft, too.. would you like me to stroke your face a little? :3c Don't worry about being "embarrassing" or anything. Go as wild or as doting as you like, I think unrelenting horniness is cute.

>>120 >You can make out with him Is that so? i'm going to give mr dicky so many kissy-kisses he will go crazy (｡・//ε//・｡) >Aw, are you embarrassed? i-i'm not anon, ʸᵒᵘ ᵇⁱᵍ ᵈᵘᵐᵐʸ⸴ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵃʸ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵒʳ ⁱ'ᵐ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵃˡˡ ⁱⁿ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵃᵗ ᶜᵒᶜᵏ ~<3 >You look so cute like that, anon! Are you enjoying yourself? having sex with anon is such fun ╰(▔∀▔)╯, seing anon's cut faces as i play with his peepee makes me so happy ᵃⁿᵈ ʰᵒʳⁿʸ ... you could say that i was made for your dick ∩(︶▽︶)∩...ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃᵐ ⁱ ˢᵃʸⁱⁿᵍ⸴ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ˢᵒ ᵉᵐᵇᵃʳʳᵃˢˢⁱⁿᵍ >would you like me to stroke your face a little? i would be angry if you didn't, play around with my face as much as you want, grab my cheeks and push your meat inside my face! i'm your little slut („//uωu//„) and i want to drink your cum!!! :P

>>121 > ʸᵒᵘ ᵇⁱᵍ ᵈᵘᵐᵐʸ⸴ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵃʸ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵒʳ ⁱ'ᵐ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵃˡˡ ⁱⁿ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵃᵗ ᶜᵒᶜᵏ What, you mean you haven't already? x3 Go on and show me how much you love him >having sex with anon is such fun ╰(▔∀▔)╯, This is honestly really fun, I'm enjoying my time with you, you little slut~ >seing anon's cut faces as i play with his peepee makes me so happy I'm not cute as you! Adorable little thing, you can't tell but your face has gone completely red >play around with my face as much as you want, grab my cheeks and push your meat inside my face Nah, I think I'll gently stroke your cheek with my thumb instead. Teasing is fun, teehee~

>>122 >Go on and show me how much you love him anon's mr dicky, meet my dick! he's so happy to see you, he isn't nearly as big as you but I think you both can be friends! he's literally "oozing" to meet you (*ﾉ▽ﾉ) i-i'cant quite pull my foreskin entirely back ...ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵒᵏᵃʸ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ? > you can't tell but your face has gone completely red n-not true you dummy....(≧◡≦) ♡ >gently stroke your cheek with my thumb instead. Teasing is fun, teehee~ this feels nice (❛ᴗ❛)...but what if i slide my finger somewhere behind...surprise butthole finger attack (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و...d-did that sound dumb? any way ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ⁱᵗ ᶠᵉᵉˡ? i've been practicing with my own butt for a while, i've heard that other boys like it too when their butt's insides are gently touched like this

>>123 >he's so happy to see you I can see, the little guy is practically dancing with excitement! >he isn't nearly as big as you but I think you both can be friends! He's super, super cute, though. I think they'll get along just fine >i-i'cant quite pull my foreskin entirely back ...ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵒᵏᵃʸ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ? Aw, don't be embarrassed, it's fine how it is. I mean, as long as they can envelope each other while 'kissing', it shouldn't matter, right?~ >n-not true you dummy....(≧◡≦) ♡ **Is so, you adorable goofball .but what if i slide my finger somewhere behind >i've been practicing with my own butt for a while, i've heard that other boys like it too when their butt's insides are gently touched like this O-oh, wow.. this was unexpected. It feels kind of.. nice, actually >d-did that sound dumb? Absolutely, but I like it

Oh no I messed it up I don't know how I did that Just.. just pretend that "but what if part" is a greentext on the net line, okay?

>>124 >He's super, super cute, though. I think they'll get along just fine ʰᵉʰᵉʰ ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏˢ‧‧‧(＠＾◡＾) but yours is still so impressive, standing there all mighty waiting for little old me to make him cum! >I mean, as long as they can envelope each other while 'kissing', it shouldn't matter, right?~ totes not~.. how about we "connect"? your foreskin has completely swallowed half of my lil' dicky (o˘◡˘o), i can feel every little gentle twitch coming from your cock~ >O-oh, wow.. this was unexpected. It feels kind of.. nice, actually *。ヾ(｡>ｖ<｡)ﾉﾞ*。told ya!! let's make a big splash of boy milk while our dicks are kissing!

>>126 >but yours is still so impressive, standing there all mighty waiting for little old me to make him cum! Size doesn't matter~ And I'm sure he'll do a good job, he looks eager to please >your foreskin has completely swallowed half of my lil' dicky He's so cute all wrapped up in there. Is it warm? Do I feel nice? Because I think it does, it's like a reverse fleshlight. I can feel him buckling in there, he's so excited~ >let's make a big splash of boy milk while our dicks are kissing! Oh, I'd love to! Nothing would please me more than seeing you going knock-kneed and your little friend quivering in delight as he 'sings' while getting a coat of paint ♡ Do want to you cum at the same, anon? I mean actually, we can edge ourselves and shoot whenever either one of us makes a post. Not next post, though. I want to tease ya just a little longer ^^

>>127 >Is it warm? totally (=^･ω･^=), i love this warm feeling, I can feel your yummy precum all over my dick >Do I feel nice? You totally look like it, i'm giving it my all to make anon's little big man explode ♡∀♡ Do you like it when i grab both our hugging cocks with my hand firmly grasp them both? how about a mouth kiss too~ (>ω^) i'm really good at french kissing! >Do want to you cum at the same, anon? I let me know when you are about to release your sweet juice so we can do it together! this lil slut wants to hear your moans!

>>128 >I can feel your yummy precum all over my dick Heh, it's about to become more than just pre in a moment x3 >Do you like it when i grab both our hugging cocks with my hand firmly grasp them both? O-oh, that's really nice. >how about a mouth kiss too~ (>ω^) I was going to ask to kiss you, sure! >i'm really good at french kissing! I was going to ask that, too I want to feel our tongues sliding around each other, I want to feel intimately close, I want to taste you, I want us to moan into each other's mouths while we orgasm together Whenever you're ready. My nuts hurt and I have butterflies in my stomach. Oh god anon, you're about to actually make me explode >////-

>>129 What is this? Did this lil slut make you super horny? （；￣︶￣） I see that your big boy is twitching and aching for release, plenty of yummy cum for me. I'm about to shoot my load too!? My lil cute cock is ready to go~ Come on anon, cum for me with your big boy dicky~ (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) 𝓫𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓪𝓼 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓾𝓶 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓸𝓽 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝔂 𝓾𝓹 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓽𝓲𝓷𝔂 𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝔂 tell me about your cum cutie!

>>130 >What is this? Did this lil slut make you super horny? Slutposting is my weakness, resisting would have been hopeless >tell me about your cum cutie! That was really, really nice anon! I enjoyed it a lot. I felt like you were doing most of the work there, sorry about that. I don't think I've ever came that much before except maybe after no-nut November. I could feel it rushing up and shooting out with each pulse, it felt strangely nice. It started off really white and thick and became clear and glycerin like after the fifth or sixth throb, I think I actually came all of my stored sperm which is possibly a first. I may or may not have put something up back there when you started toying around >.> And how were you? Did you enjoy it?

>>131 > I felt like you were doing most of the work there, sorry about that. It's fine anon, I love being playing the slutty sub who has to please his partner ☆⌒(ゝ。∂) >I don't think I've ever came that much before except maybe after no-nut November. Glad I could help (￣▽￣)ノ >I could feel it rushing up and shooting out with each pulse, it felt strangely nice. It started off really white and thick and became clear and glycerin like after the fifth or sixth throb, I think I actually came all of my stored sperm which is possibly a first. Sounds delicious, I wish I could have been there to lick it all up! >I may or may not have put something up back there when you started toying around >.> Stop teasing me, I already came (＃`Д´) >And how were you? Did you enjoy it? It felt great, I was about to cum a few times because of your posts and could hardly hold it in~ Once I came it felt like a fountain, I had to clean my belly because it shot up all the way up there. If you ever want to feel good again, i'm all yours ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

by god my cringeworthy old ERP is still here

>>924 I've only glanced over it but I'm already deeply ashamed of your actions, please tell me you're not white. This RP is completely lacking in the mechanics department, I don't even see any dice rolling.

>>924 The thread was at the very end of the catalog and hadn't been replied to in almost a year, nobody remembered it, so good job on bringing that back to the forefront of the board where it will likely stay for months for more anons to discover it. I'm the anon you did it with, don't worry I look back on it in cringe too. This is why you erp in private and not on a public forum for the world to see. Your goofy way of writing is still kind of cute.

>>926 fug, at least i'm not the only one ashamed about this :L

>>929 Aw, don't be like that. Horny slutposting might be embarrassing in hindsight, but it's nothing to feel shame over.

Hey so like I remember the old /erp/ board was a thing, but I guess it ain't any more. There was a lot of good advice on making character profiles for f-list, and also a great deal of snide shit talking over specific players who were notoriously bad, or just super persistent. I consider myself lucky enough to never have been the focus of ridicule, but I always felt erp in general is a massive waste of time given how flakey people are. Over time I found role plays less enjoyable, partners less creative, and time spent making ads, request threads on forums, and reaching out to others just a complete unproductive waste. I think of myself as a pretty decent writer. Some have told me as much. I just can't get into to this casual half assed horse shit and these fucked up gay ass fetishes. I think I hate furries now more than ever just because they're so prevalent and annoying in erp communities. Any anons feel this way? Like the community is hostile and unappealing to anyone who isn't a massive flaming faggot?

>>931 I personally feel like erp in general is a waste of time, not because of the furries or whatever, but because I feel like the "scenario" would always come out better if I just did the whole thing myself, rather than writing it together with someone else. I don't really get that about erp.

>>924 It's not cringeworthy if i fapped to it

What is the tag for "dude grab girls whos bodies get turned on by him"? >inb4 creep