ACT I: THE OPENING OF THE SEALS
Thunder splits the sky. The First Seal is broken (Revelation 6). The Rapture strikes without warning—graves burst open, lightning flashes across every sky. The righteous are gone.
But not Zeus.
Zeus, a mutt with a bark like a war trumpet and a tendency to ruin everything he touches, is left behind, tearing apart furniture and howling with confusion in an empty home. He is a dog of chaos—but he is innocent. And Heaven isn’t done with him.
He’s jolted into a vision of Heaven, seeing the Lamb opening the scroll, angels crying out, “Who is worthy?” Michael the Archangel points to Zeus, who promptly pees on the floor and barks at the angelic choir.
Michael sighs. “So be it.”
ACT II: THE TRIBULATION UNLEASHED
Lucien Solari, the Antichrist, rises amid global ruin, ushering a false peace, then total control. He is wounded and resurrected (Revelation 13:3), mimicking Christ. The Mark of the Beast spreads.
The Trumpet Judgments begin:
Hail and fire destroy a third of the earth (Rev. 8:7).
The sea turns to blood (Rev. 8:8).
A star named Wormwood poisons the rivers (Rev. 8:11).
The sun goes dark (Rev. 8:12).
Zeus, covered in ash, still barking, drags the wounded body of a prophet—Ezra, a bloodied street preacher—out of a burning city. Together they flee, pursued by men with the Mark and demonic beasts.
The Bottomless Pit opens (Rev. 9). Locusts with human faces and lion’s teeth swarm, torturing all who lack the seal of God. Zeus tears into one, black blood on his teeth. Ezra sees it:
“He’s not just a dog. He’s Heaven’s war hound.”
ACT III: THE FINAL CONFRONTATION
They reach Miriam, the last unsealed soul, in the ruins of Jerusalem—flames fall from heaven, the Euphrates dries up to prepare for the kings of the East (Rev. 16:12). Armageddon is near.
Ezra is speared by a soldier of the False Prophet. Dying, he ties the scroll of the Lamb’s Book of Life to Zeus’s neck.
“Bark in the face of Hell, mutt. And run.”
Zeus howls like a ram’s horn. He charges through fire and brimstone, dodging frogs like demons (Rev. 16:13), barking at a beast with seven heads and ten horns (Rev. 13:1).
He reaches Megiddo. Armageddon.
The Antichrist rides in on a black steed, sword raised, declaring himself god.
Then—a sound like many waters. A white horse descends from Heaven. Christ rides with armies behind Him (Rev. 19:11–14), eyes aflame, a sword from His mouth.
The Antichrist laughs—until Zeus leaps, snarling, scroll at his neck, biting the Beast’s horse’s leg.
“BEHOLD, THE BEAST IS CAST DOWN.”[Expand Post]
Christ speaks. Zeus drops the scroll. It unrolls in divine light. Miriam’s name is read aloud by the voice of many thunders.
Fire falls.
The Beast and False Prophet are seized and thrown alive into the Lake of Fire (Rev. 19:20).
Zeus collapses, bloodied, still barking as the armies of darkness flee.
EPILOGUE: THE NEW CREATION
Revelation 21.
A new Heaven and new Earth.
A river of life flows from the throne. On its banks lies a dog—torn ears, silver fur, his eyes full of stars.
The Lion of Judah walks beside him.
“Well done, Zeus. Even the rocks would have cried out—but I chose the barker.”
A pawprint is etched beside the names of saints on the gates of the city.
Zeus barks once. Then rests.