Ahoy Mates, Happy Valentine's Day! CaptainBlackbeard loves ye sinners! WE'RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER! THE BAND OF PIRATES! xD - The finest entities on the Dark Seas - CaptainBlackbeard Radio: On A Mission From God -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This message is brought to ye by Versus Market Versus Market, the top futuristic market on the Dark Seas. Versus Market works hard every day to not only bring ye the top Dark Seas market with the latest in customer security for yer protection but also top vendors, customer service and everything ye wish for in a modern Dark Seas market. Versus Market also sponsors Dark Seas art, entertainment and culture to make this body of water and our world better for all of us. Check out Versus Market, the top futuristic market on the Dark Seas. MysteryInc MysteryInc, one of the best EU Dark Seas brands of all time. Check out MysteryInc’s Valentine’s Day sale for the finest infused chocolate on the Dark Seas. If ye wish to impress yer one true love, order them some of MysteryInc’s Valentine’s Day Chocolate! Make them fall in love with ye all over again with the best infused chocolate available on the Dark Seas! Sing, Dance and Make Romance This Valentine's Day with MysteryInc's very special Valentine's Day Chocolates! Check out MysteryInc on Versus Market Please Upboat This Message For Visibility -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CAPTAINBLACKBEARD RADIO: ON A MISSION FROM GOD The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!!! ACTION SOUNDS FOR ACTION PEOPLE! Broadcasting live from CaptainBlackbeard's Favorite House of Ill Repute! Join yer CaptainBlackbeard Radio Host Seaman Filthy Fingers for the most high energy psychedelic odyssey through the Dark Seas yet! =WARNING: MULTIPLE LOUD EXPLOSIONS, NAKED HORNY WOMEN AND BASS HITS IN THIS BROADCAST! TAKE CARE TO PROTECT YER EARS AND INNOCENCE!= MUSIC FROM The Blues Brothers The Hives Joe Jackson James Brown Adam Sandler Dorothy They Screamin' Sam Nine Inch Nails Spinal Tap Aretha Franklin Cab Calloway The Monks The White Stripes Track Listings 0:00 - Intro 2:55 - Catholic High School Girls In Trouble Preview 4:40 - THX Bass Test 5:10 - Opening 9:30 - Hives "Hate To Say I Told You So" 13:00 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #1 14:50 - Versus Commercial #1 17:20 - Blues Brothers Segment #1 / Meeting Nun 19:45 - 1-900-TALK-SHIT 21:30 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #2 24:00 - Adam Sandler "Wasted" 28:30 - Dr. Phil Calls CaptainBlackbeard 31:20 - Blues Brothers Segment #2 / James Brown - Can You See The Light? 38:30 - My First Romance 40:20 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #3 41:05 - Joe Jackson "Fools In Love / For Your Life" 47:05 - Rising Sun Commercial 50:00 - National Public Radio 51:15 - The Real Valentine's Day Massacre: Rap Battle CaptainBlackbeard Vs. Al Capone 52:38 - Yuri Jackhoff Commercial 55:10 - Seaman Filthy Fingerts Segment #4 57:40 - Dorothy "Dark Nights" 1:01:05 - ER 2021 1:04:52 - Blues Brothers Segment #3 / Getting The Band Back Together 1:07:43 - Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage 1:09:00 - Rick Roll Attempt / Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #5 1:10:40 - Them "Baby Please Don't Go" 1:12:45 - Republican Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell Calls CaptainBlackbeard 1:15:20 - CaptainBlackbeard Half Time Quiz Part One 1:16:08 - Blues Brothers Segment #4 / Aretha Franklin "Think" 1:20:45 - CaptainBlackbeard Half Time Quiz Part Two 1:21:30 - MysteryInc Commercial 1:24:05 - Screamin' Jay Hawkins "Put A Spell On You" 1:26:13 - Citgo Commercial 1:26:30 - CB News: Mongolian Drive By 1:30:00 - Senator John Rube Boob 1:36:24 - Nine Inch Nails "March Of The Pigs" 1:39:55 - Jones Cheap Ass Prepaid Legal & Daycare Academy 1:41:23 - Blues Brothers Segment #5 / "Bob's Country Bunker" 1:45:15 - Abortions & Boxed Wine Commercial 1:47:00 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #7 1:47:40 - Spinal Tap "Big Bottoms" 1:51:00 - Versus Commercial #2 1:54:10 - Jane Rube Boob / Fugazi Cannabis Commercial 1:59:25 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #8 2:00:10 - The Monks "I Hate You" 2:03:30 - Jones BBQ & Foot Massage 2:05:00 - Blues Brothers Segment #6 / "The Big Show" / Cab Calloway "Minnie The Moocher" 2:10:50 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #9 2:13:05 - The White Stripes "Fell In Love With A Girl" 2:15:10 - Taylor Swift Calls CaptainBlackbeard 2:17:30 - CaptainBlackbeard Visits 12 Las Vegas Casinos In Five Minutes 2:18:50 - CaptainBlackbeard News 2:22:50 - Blues Brothers Segment #7 / "The Big Show" / The Blues Brothers "Everybody Needs Somebody" "Sweet Home Chicago" 2:28:50 - CaptainBlackbeard Promo 2:32:10 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #10 2:35:00 - Outro / Steppenwolf "Born To Be Wild" 2:39:00 - Blues Brothers Segment #8 / "End" 2:40:20 - CaptainBlackbeard End Theme ...Just A Taste Of This Episode... - CaptainBlackbeard visits 12 Las Vegas Casinos in Under Five Minutes - ER 2021 - CB News: Mongolian Drive-Bys - The Real St. Valentine's Day Massacre: CaptainBlackbeard VS. Al Capone's Rap Battle - The Rising Sun - Yuri Jackhoff, Dark Net Vendor and Hallucination Market Administrator - Abortions & Boxed Wine -...And 2 hours and 40 minutes of the most high energy pirate audio in existence today. MUSIC FROM The Blues Brothers The Hives Joe Jackson James Brown Adam Sandler Dorothy They Screamin' Sam Nine Inch Nails Spinal Tap Aretha Franklin Cab Calloway The Monks The White Stripes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank ye so much for everything, mates!!! Blue Skies and Calm Seas!

☠ #6 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | CaptainBlackbeard Saves America: The Italian Stallion Of The Dark Seas ☠ DOWNLOAD OR STREAM https://endchan.org/.media/880ce67172654d065f3a15badfed9aebb-audiompeg.mp3 CaptainBlackbeard Saves America: The Italian Stallion Of The Dark Seas DARK NET SUPER FIGHT I Bell Time: July, 4th 2020 Location: Versus Market Forum Main Event: Apollo Creed (C) Vs. Rocky Balboa for the World Heavyweight Title Join us for the first Super Fight in Dark Seas History as the greatest heavyweight champion boxer of our times Apollo Creed (47-0) takes on underdog club fighter Rocky Balboa (42-20) in a once in a lifetime shot at the greatest championship in the world! Music Before The Main Event Beastie Boys Grand Funk Railroad Jimi Hendrix The Misfits The Blackwater Fever Lil Flip The Stone Foxes Guano Apes King Gizzard & Lizard Wizard (They actually are good in spite of their name) Justice ------------------—- Ahoy Mates! CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns on Americas Birthday with our most high energy audio release yet! Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash as we take ye on a psychedelic audio journey through the Dark Seas! This is a feature motion picture length three hour episode generously sponsored by Versus Market the top futuristic Dark Seas Market for all your Dark Market needs! This is the first professionally produced and sponsored broadcast in Dark Seas history! Please Upboat For Visibility In This Episode - CaptainBlackbeard Saves America over the July 4th weekend - Find out who really killed Tupac Shakur and what happened that night - Can the town survive hippies? - CaptainBlackbeard Global News - Senator John Rube Boob answers all of yer questions about the United States Government and Beyond - Education on Zoom - The Action Is On America Television - The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground - And more high energy shocking entertainment than a gaggle of rodeo clowns chewing on downed power lines WARNING: LOUD BASS TEST AT 3:30 TIME MARK OF THE BROADCAST! PROTECT YER EARS! THE CAPTAIN NEEDS YE TO KEEP THOSE IN GOOD WORKING ORDER! YAAAARRRRR! Since this is the first professionally produced broadcast in Dark Seas history, we are going to do something special. It always be a frustration with the limitations of whatever the current state of the Seas be. In past engagements, we had to release middling to lower quality audio releases due to file size limitations. CaptainBlackbeard Radio (especially this one) takes weeks and weeks of production work in an effort to produce the most captivating, intense and original audio experience thrill ride we can. We want to bring ye the finest quality of sound and best entertainment experience possible so ye not only hear but feel every punch, pirate ship boarding and spaceship fly over your head in each broadcast.

☠ #5 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | Close Encounters Of The CaptainBlackbeard Kind ☠ DOWNLOAD OR STREAM https://endchan.org/.media/84557fecc4cc6a03bbf45dd1868c250d3-audiompeg.mp3 -.-. .-.. - … . / . -. -.-. - ..- -. - . .-. … / - ..-. / - …. . / -.-. .- .. - .- .. -. -… .-.. .- -.-. -.- -… . .- .-. -.. / -.- .. -. -.. Close Encounters of the CaptainBlackbeard Kind -----------------– CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE CAPTAINBLACKBEARD KIND Venturing Across The Dark Seas And Beyond… Braving Dark Seas Storms and South Seas Pandemics CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns with the finest sounds around from the Underground! Broadcasting live from CaptainBlackbeard's Favorite House of Ill Repute, CaptainBlackbeard Radio brings news, music and culture to the lads and lasses of action across all eight seas! Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash as CaptainBlackbeard invites ye to take a psychedelic otherworldly audio odyssey through the Dark Seas and Beyond! Please upboat for visibility! CaptainBlackbeard humbly requests ye wear headphones for this broadcast! This transmission was recorded in high (and we do mean high) pirate audio fidelity! CaptainBlackbeard recommends ye turn off the lights, turn up the volume and spark up yer favorite CaptainBlackbeard Product In This Transmission - The first official close encounter between humanity and beings from another world. - Select segments from National Public Radio - The Friendly United States Military Stops By - Senator John Rube Boob Answers Yer Questions About The COVID-19 Pandemic - CaptainBlackbeard Global News Uncovers The Source Of The CoronaVirus Outbreak - Thanks to our sponsors Yuri Jackhoff on Hallucination Market, Fugazi Cannabis, Stories From The Pandemic, National Public Radio, The United States Government. - And 80 minutes of more original high energy electrifying content than a bus stuffed with mimes on crystal meth crashing into a giant electrified fence surrounding North Korea. MUSIC FROM Spinal Tap "Weird" Al Yankovic At The Drive-In The Rolling Stones Iggy Pop Lazerhawk Bill Conti & The Top Finest Sounds From The Underground [+[+[+[+[We thank those who spread these .mp3s and welcome those who would be interested in doing so to copy pasta this post and spread it like a South Seas Pandemic.]+]+]+]+]

☠ #4 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The Good, The Bad & The CaptainBlackbeard ☠ DOWNLOAD OR STREAM https://endchan.org/.media/89a1c00e32e8f78b01597db2000e8f208-audiompeg.mp3 Nothing Good Comes After Midnight... Fearlessly venturing through DDOS Storms, Dark Seas Monsters and Market Admins going over the horizon. CaptainBlackbeard returns with the finest sounds around from the underground! ====== The Good, The Bad, The CaptainBlackbeard Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash in a psychedelic audio adventure through the Dark Seas as CaptainBlackbeard explores the Ecstasy of Gold! In This Episode - The Quest For $200,000 In Gold - CaptainBlackbeard Global News Covers The Capture Of Bigfoot - The CaptainBlackbeard FREE $1,000 Giveaway - Senator John Rube Boob Answers Yer Questions About Yer United States Federal Government - Bowling Therapy - And More High Energy Heavy Sounds Original Content Than A Jumbo Jet Of Hollywood Writers Crashing Into A Nuclear Reactor Music In This Episode - Jimi Hendrix - William Shatner - Lieutenant Junior Grade Zoomer Nasty - Dorothy - Public Enemy - Ennio Morricone

☠ #3 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | CaptainBlackbeard & The Quest For The Holy Grail ☠ DOWNLOAD OR STREAM https://endchan.org/.media/8082bdcba3da51a82300eb6c1cd27bccb-audiompeg.mp3 Merry Christmas, Mates! CaptainBlackbeard & The Quest For The Holy Grail X MARKS THE SPOT ON X-MAS! This is CaptainBlackbeard Radio, the only psychedelic heavy sounds pirate radio show on the dark seas! Broadcasting live from the bowels of CaptainBlackbeard's favorite house of ill repute with the finest sounds around from the underground! *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* CaptainBlackbeard recommends stereo headphones, a dark room and yer favorite CaptainBlackbeard product for peak merriment. Yaaaaarrrrr! *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* Just some of the features in this transmission… - Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash on an audio adventure through the Dark Seas on the only heavy sounds pirate radio show on the Dark Side of the Web. - The Quest For The Holy Grail - CaptainBlackbeard Global News covers the epidemic of cannabis cans washing up across the Eastern United States' Coast Line - Suicide Prevention - A Message From Yer United States Coast Guard - Yuri Jackhoff's Political Scandal Store - Dropping more original high energy heavy content goodies FEATURING MUSIC FROM THE MC5, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, JIMI HENDRIX, FLOCK OF SEAGULLS, DMX, STEPPENWOLF, ENNIO MORRICONE

(We advise ye to put on yer headphones, turn out the lights, turn up the volume and fire up yer favorite CaptainBlackbeard product to achieve maximum enjoyment) CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard Is Cooming ☠ #2 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | CaptainBlackbeard Is Cooming ☠ DOWNLOAD OR STREAM https://endchan.org/.media/8878299528f8dbc4049dcd3f642ccbca77-audiompeg.mp3 In This Transmission - Broadcasting LIVE from the bowels of CaptainBlackbeard's favorite house of ill repute, First Mate Harry Stash is yer host on an hour long psychedelic adventure through the DNMs - Darknet Vendor and Hallucination Market Administrator Yuri Jackhoff's Political Scandal Store - President Donald Trump sings Taylor Swift at a Gay Bar - CaptainBlackbeard Global News with yer host Samantha Propaganda's coverage of the Amphetimine Addicted Monkey Invasion of Washington, DC - Join CaptainBlackbeard live for a raid on a 17th century French Galleon - The Cell Block B Brotherhood - Live DNM Product Reviews - Humanity's first recorded contact with an alien species. - Chanteys from Cheech & Chong, The Beatles, Immortal Technique, The Black Angels, The Rolling Stones, DJ Shadow, Notorious BIG, The Decemberists, The Jerky Boys and Lazerhawk! - And so much more this transmission is like an audio clown car overflowing with sumo wrestlers stuffed with awesomeness. == ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Always be yerself, unless ye can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate.

This is the first CaptainBlackbeard Pilot Episode that was a special surprise in a June 2019 CaptainBlackbeard Promo. ☠ #1 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | Pilot Episode ☠ DOWNLOAD OR STREAM https://endchan.org/.media/84d5feb84a6102b26027da6447ad30699-audiompeg.mp3 Plz No Bully