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Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:51:31 No. 484660
>my penis can cure cancer in children What would the implications of this be
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:53:41 No. 484670
>>484660 If your penis got chopped off, does it still works or do you have to penetrate to cure it?
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:02:01 No. 484709
>>484670 It would still work if chopped off. But the effectiveness is correlated to contact time while the only 100% effective cure is having it throbbing inside them as it ejaculates
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:08:16 No. 484736
>>484709 I mean... sure it be less expensive (maybe even free?) compare to the usual hospital ways. And you could always abort if they got pregnant.
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:12:21 No. 484759
>>484660 I cut it off and give it to them. I wasn't using it anyway
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:16:54 No. 484778
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>>484759 >I cut it off and give it to them. I wasn't using it anyway Are you crazy?! Just look at this!
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 16:02:38 No. 485176
>>484660 Well, on an ethical level the closest comparisons are stuff like Supositories, Enemas, and VCUGs. Wiki link for the last one because its obscure: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiding_cystourethrography I came up with ideas like OP before, but I came up with them as an ethical dilemma to compare those 3 medical tools to (rather than a hentai meme).
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 19:16:01 No. 486178
>43 children get diagnosed with cancer each day Would you have it in you to save them all?
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 19:19:53 No. 486189
>>484660 i would probably donate it to science in some way, because there is no way in hell i'm sticking my dick in a kid.
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 19:23:05 No. 486211
>>484778 Based
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 21:46:07 No. 486673
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"ANON PLEASE, GIVE ME THE DICK I NEED IT! I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT!" Right before I subject her to some wholesome chemotherapy.
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 22:21:08 No. 486761
A bullet to the head is the only cure for pedophilia.
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 22:37:35 No. 486814
>>486761 No one's talking about pedophiles, we're trying to cure cancer in children you retard.
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