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Hypothetical Question Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 05:42:37 No. 483378
What would you do if you were walking home from work and a big scary wendigo started running towards you?
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 05:47:45 No. 483391
>>483378 Shoot it.
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 05:50:16 No. 483395
>>483391 You don't have a gun you just got off of work
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 05:51:08 No. 483396
>>483378 Assume I've become a schizophrenic and get eaten
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 05:52:57 No. 483400
>>483378 Play dead like with bears. It will ignore me.
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 05:54:02 No. 483404
>>483378 present butthole The fuck kinda thread is this dumb shit?
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 05:54:34 No. 483406
>>483395 Uh, what? Why would that mean I didn't have my glock?
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 06:00:21 No. 483415
>>483400 Ok but what if, in this scenario, the wendigo can speak English and while it's running at you it's screaming "I'm gonna fucking kill you I don't care if you play dead like with the bears!!!" then what would you do
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 06:00:52 No. 483418
Part of being a first world nation, is wiping out all large predatory animals (including fictional ones). Only in untamed savage countries does man have to fear bears, bores, wolves, lions, and cryptids.
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 06:01:54 No. 483420
>>483396 >>483404 Game over. >>483406 They don't allow guns in your dress code at work.
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 06:02:50 No. 483423
>>483418 True but this is just a hypothetical
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 06:05:30 No. 483429
>>483420 What the fuck kinda shit is that? Did I completely change occupations in this hypothetical?
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 06:08:06 No. 483436
>>483429 Please don't swear
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 06:10:01 No. 483440
>>483436 What and now in this hypothetical I don't swear either? This is bullshit, I demand to talk to your boss asshole, I am a goddamned AMERICAN I don't have to take this shit from you!
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 06:18:15 No. 483456
I cast Aumvor's Soulshatter. The wendigo fails its constitution saving throw, and its soul is ripped into the afterlife.
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