why can't kneecap bandaids be real

>>482935 But they are real

>>482941 why can't uno be real too...

I literally forgot /bant/ existed

>>482951 Nothing is real >>482952 It doesn't exist anymore

>>482962 I don't know what they're drinking but I wish I had some...

>>482941 Wanna breed miku

>>482962 Nothing of value was lost. I mean, at first it was a funny board at least. What happened to the /bant/ site?

>>482968 its girl pee >>482984 a tight fit >>482986 culture? It still exists but seems pretty slow even with 4chan being dead.

>>482995 girls don't pee

>>482999 Then drink it

sorry, but i'm a /b/ native

>>483018 waow so cool

>>483024 Which gooning general are you from? >>483025 I can't read lips

>>483032 He's saying he wants to fuck you in the ass I think

>>483042 What kind of freak would want to fuck my male ass?

Can't use the sharty cuz they don't like anime girls. I heckin love me anime girls

>>483072 me. lemme hear it clap

>>483085 Are you trans? I heard liking anime girls makes you trans. >>483087 Not enough cheek for that

>>483126 I'm gonna think about you in the tub later tonight. Is this what you look like?

>>483174 i bond burgered your sister lmao!

>>483149 >>483150 Does that mean you're going to play with your ass like a good little sissy faggot? I've got a monster cock you know.

>>483126 Not trans but since I'm autistic I honestly kinda understand them. They don't have a strong sense of identity because of their autistic inability to socialize correctly. So their LGBT shit is a hard cope cuz they feel so empty inside. Same reason someone would become a religious zealot after not having a religious childhood.

>>483190 Guess that explains why so many autists are trans. HRT really hit the autistic shut in community harder than crack hit blacks in the 1980s.

>>483185 Woah, woah, woah. Don't try to turn this around on me. I'm the one who will do the spelunking, slut.

>>483226 I'm going to rape your ass until you like it.

>>483211 Yeah, reject HRT, embrace drawings of anime girls

>>483235 I'm not playing around anymore. I'm done playing the lowly jester. Now this is for real. I'm taking your booty. You're gonna fart cum.

>>483242 Do you hyper fixate on Miku? I had an autist get mad at me once for telling him shes not real.

>>483249 You'll never be anything more than a lowly jester that's not even fit to lick the sweat off my balls. Be happy that I'm allowing you some meaning in life as my own personal cock sleeve.

>>483265 I didn't want to have to do this. You could've just given me the bussy like the good whore I know you to be.. But you wanted to act tsundere. Whatever. Pretty soon you won't be acting like anything but a fuckhole.

>>483251 No I just been listening to vocaloid lately so miku is on my mind. I love all cute girls!!

>>483273 >Pretty soon you won't be acting like anything but a fuckhole. Because you'll be taking the job?

>>483275 Listen to Teto too while you're at it

>>483280 I tired of these games!

>>483299 *rapes you* I win.

>>483027 This picture exists in real life.

>>483305 Doesn't work like that sorry >>483308 Can't imagine they went long without acking after this mogging

But you can't rape the willing. Checkmate atheists.

>>483331 Anyone is rapeable with enough imagination.

>>483326 What are you gooning to tonight I want us to finish to the same thing

>>483341 I just finished gooning off to anime bitches like 5 minutes ago.

>>483346 You gooned to anime? While you were leading me on this whole time? Without even asking me if I wanted to join?

>>483358 Something like that

>>483340 Hah, so then rape me coward!

>>483375 Your dickhole looks hungry for glass rods

>>483384 BRING EM ON!

>>483384 I thought you only wanted to rape me...

I hope they all died

just read the entire thread, I hope you all died in the last few hours in some collective freak accident, jesus christ

>>485134 >>485155 You don't mean that

>>485171 I doooo

>>485173 Nicker....

>>485178 as always

>>485185 Slowly collecting all my bantoids like pokemon

>>485203 friganigga is on bantculture but I don't think you want him, there are some on the sharty, have you heard any news from the other provinces? don't check brainworm though something went wrong o algo etc

>>485210 I found futasuck on culture and thats about it. Haven't really looked anywhere other than here and culture tbh.

>>485246 it's probably not worth it, I wouldn't worry about it I guess there's also sluts4sale which I find painful to look at, you might like those freaks actually

>>485255 s4s is my least favorite board though. I can't stand the little retarded creatures that crawl out of that cave.

>>485302 I'm one of them, but I guess my years in /qa/ changed that

>>485306 I could smell it on you months ago. We may have to repopulate if bant never comes back.

>>485332 I do not wish to breed with the stragglers

>>485337 I'm devastated

>>485372 hi devastated I'm Nick

>>485375 Did you ever get your water back or are you still filthy?

>>485384 got it back maybe a couple weeks ago now, I bathed every night for almost a week afterward, we can drink it now too

>>485387 IF you're not filthy we can't breed sorry

>>485415 I still stink really bad, haven't bathed in a few days, I sweat a lot every other day from manic episodes I don't care enough to control

>>485428 You're just saying that to try and groom me into doing something horrible

>>485433 I don't need to convince people to do horrible things, they tend to do that anyway

>>485439 true You already know how much of a bad boy I am

>>485463 illness

>>485465 At least my illness is fun

>>485474 glad you're having fun

>>485477 But I do feel guilty about some things I've done to some people around here

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>>485203 >>485210 >>485246 >>485302 >>485332 >>485337 >>485372 >>485375 >>485384 >>485387 >>485415 >>485428 >>485433 >>485439 >>485463 >>485465 >>485474 >>485477 >>485492 All me btw

not to be that guy, but isnt this all our fault

>>485492 and I feel guilty for waking up and doing the bare minimum, we're all miserable around here >>485497 get this man an award >>485498 all you btw

>>485497 oh fuck ill cum

>>485498 Its not my fault jannies neglected important parts of the site for years and made it easily hackable. >>485502 You could change that pretty easily if you tried

>>485535 two more weeks and I will do slightly above the bare minimum

>>485539 Get your big fay hairy ass out of bed and clean your room

>>485565 it doesn't really get all that dirty, I don't do much but sit at my desk and jerk off into a trash can

>>485577 Something is better than nothing small little baby step for my big boy

>>485601 I was instructed to vacuum the house today so I will do that

>>485607 Think you can manage that after a long day of gooning?

>>485663 Delete this

>>485640 the floor was fucking filthy and I'm soaked in my own sweat

>>482924 Left bant back in 2022 Sup nighas

>>485739 Guess you missed the trashcan a couple of times >>485756 What makes you think you can come crawling back after all these years?

>>485765 I didn't clean my bedroom, I refuse

>>485765 I was busy with life Resolved my college war ptsd

>>485772 Clean it My roommate helped as well

stop showing me cute anime girls and show me your underwear instead

>>485785 but sar the cum stains on the wall behind my trash can add sovl

>>485790 No it doesn't

>>485772 I know it smells like cum and boy smell Clean it before someone notices >>485782 Does that mean you finally finished school and became a grown up? >>485789 Whats in it for me?

>>485795 I'm in my second year of uni

>>485795 it smells fucking rancid

>>485801 Who bleached her?

>>485795 i'll validate you

>>485799 Nice What are you planning on becoming? >>485801 You're living like an animal in its own filth >>485806 I gooned off on her >>485813 But I don't need validation...

>>485821 I'll fix it laaater

Did /bant/ have its own board culture, or were you just /pol/s designated shitting board? What was it like having a thousand /pol/ turds rain down on your board every hour?

>>485821 yes you do

>>485821 A civil engineer (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

>>485823 Later never comes >>485827 >Did /bant/ have its own board culture <We were Hitlers top kittens (still am) >What was it like having a thousand /pol/ turds rain down on your board every hour? /pol/ threads almost always 404'd without replies. They just go back to pol when jannies move them around. >>485830 NEETS (dark types) are immune to psychic moves DUMBASS >>485844 Every engineer I've met has had a chip on his shoulder. Can you feel yourself becoming jaded and mean?

>>485860 are you a NEET doe

>>485860 so you admit you're a nigger

>>485860 >Jaded and mean My entire diet consists of rice gruel and energy drinks And my group mates are cunts Teachers don't teach shit You tell me man (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)

>>485867 You already know the answer >>485873 I'm white as a ghost sorry Aryan even >>485878 Take your anger out on other people like all the engineers before you

>>485892 those who know

>>485895 Do I have to? Also is that AI?

is your butt smooth? do you ever put stuff in there while you're gooning

>>485903 it's not AI, it's by cedar you don't have to know if you don't wanna

>>485895 I'd be a neet if I could Someone needs to pay for my everything already >>485905 >do you ever put stuff in there while you're gooning <sometimes

>>485936 it is what it is

>>485918 Now I'm curious

>>485936 that's where you poop. stuff isn't supposed to in there dumb slut. what do you put in it

>>485952 there is nothing to know, it's all a lie, look no further

>>485955 You either tell me or I goon

>>485965 go on, goon

>>485941 I'll quit my job once UBI comes out and live in a shack >>485953 Fake dicks

>>485971 Tell me nigga

>>485973 don't live in a shack or you'll end up like futasuck

>>485980 there is no truth to be told

>>485973 will you show me?

>>485981 can't tell me its not worth it

>>486006 futashart is the logical progression from twink death

>>485984 Yes there is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqUGwAF9huQ >>486005 No way fag >>486010 You have to be a twink first to have twink death. He was never a cute twink.

>>486018 calm down it's okay

>>486019 how do you know albeit

>>486019 :(

>>486036 Is that a real question? Do you really think he was a cute fuckable twink? >>486050 Better luck next time

>>486065 no I'm just spewing the usual bullshit

>>486065 where are you from? why don't you come live with me? i'll install a nice space for you under my bed and buy you all the anime figs you want

>>486070 I bet people would treat him better if he was >>486087 I'd prefer to be free ranged with my own gaming pc (5090 or bust)

>>486103 they'd be begging for his shart soup I'm sure

>>486104 Kind of like how they started simping for you once you changed flags and started posting tranime

>>486126 I didn't notice that they did that really, I hardly ever looked at replies, both to prevent wasting time and to reduce anxiety that polish fellow was funny dough

They made me miss frog friday...

>>486134 >to prevent wasting time More bullshit > to reduce anxiety Not surprised >>486160 cirnocord is in shambles

>>486175 I have very important things to do! like uh.. watch youtube videos.. and touch my game every two weeks..

>>486179 Play last epoch like me

>>486185 I mean making games, the only game I've played in the last few weeks is the Half Sword demo which I'm already kinda bored of also I'm poor, though I pirate a lot of games so whatever

>>486191 I'll buy you last epoch so you can spend your time better

>>486203 I don't need anything

>>486206 then suffer

>>486224 I'm used to it..

>>486228 self inflicted suffering

>>486238 yeah yeah..

>>486242 you can only play risk of rain so much before it gets boring...

>>486306 I haven't played it in the last couple months

>>486313 can't have been playing the half sword demo this whole time

>>486348 I don't play games much at all

>>486351 Now is the perfect time to start again

>>486365 too lazy to game

>>486366 All my banters are dead...