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YOU ARE UNDER ATTACK Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 02:17:33 No. 479532
There you were, browsing /b/, when all of a sudden a hollering maniac comes at you from the nearest entrance/around the corner! He's wildly swinging a katana sword from one of your japanese animes and charging you with death in his eyes. ///The nearest loose object on the right is your only defence\\\ Tell us the story of how you best this madman and get away with your life!
sems 04/18/2025 (Fri) 02:21:38 No. 479544
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he may have one sword, but Mister has many.
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 02:22:00 No. 479548
>>479532 I own a gun. I shoot him.
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 02:26:20 No. 479561
I throw my cumrags at his face
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 02:40:49 No. 479613
>>479532 I don't think bashing him with my fan will work out that well, and my wallet might as well be a joke
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 02:43:21 No. 479620
>>479532 My dick is the ultimate weapon
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 02:44:52 No. 479625
>>479532 i'm going to have to throw my water bottle at him. Maybe uncap it to get him all soaked, Then i'll pick up a harder object and break my window and jump out onto the top of my porch, and run screaming into the night. Considering he is wielding a katana i doubt he will be faster than me good thread
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 02:47:59 No. 479639
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>Distract him with my sisters panties by throwing them in his face >Teleport behind him >Pummel the fuck out of him uh, weak!
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 03:00:29 No. 479664
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>>479532
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 06:21:27 No. 480220
>>479532 I parry the sword with this big plank of wood and metal that use as a portable desk and then I beat him to death with it
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 06:44:57 No. 480324
>>479532 I have a metallic chair, its some defense but i still would be in trouble My aim would be to lock him up in some room
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 06:54:02 No. 480343
>>479532 I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:33:09 No. 480406
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>>479532
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