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πŸ₯³ πŸŽ‰ Celebrate my Birthday with me!!! πŸ₯³ πŸŽ‰ Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 21:09:00 No. 478672
Today is my birthday so I am splurging for dinner. I am normally low carb meat/seafood/dairy eater but not today. I got great value macaroni and cheese. Let's see how great a value it is shall we?
>>478672 post pic of that great value mac when its hot OP
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It appears to be surrounded with potassium chloride acetylene monoglicerides silicon dioxide and medium chain triglyceride oil powder it says to prevent it from boiling over. So it reads.
>>478675 Will do.
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>>478675 Yeah, I never recall their being powder in it before long ago. Before you put the powder cheese in I mean.
>>478672 Happy Birthday!β˜†βŒ’οΌˆοΌŠοΌΎβˆ‡γ‚œοΌ‰v
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>>478710 Thank you! Well, that powder didn't do shit it still boiled over and made a little mess.
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Alright it looks like it plumped up some. Now to get to the fun part.
>>478751 Stick your dick in it first, make sure it's hot
>>478753 and adequately moist >also happy bday faggot!
>>478751 was it great value taste tho?
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There we goooo....
>>478770 Looks like the inside of my dick after not bathing for 3 days
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>>478785 I'm sorry to hear that. 8. Circumcision decreases the risk of urinary tract infection. 7. Circumcision reduces the risk of heterosexually acquired HIV infection in men. 6. Circumcision lowers the risk of STDs. 5. Circumcision protects against penile cancer. 4. Circumcision reduces the risk of penile HPV infection and the risk of cervical cancer in female partners. 3. Circumcision prevents chlamydia infections and subsequent pelvic inflammatory disease, ectopic pregnancy and infertility. 2. Circumcision decreases the risk of balanoposthitis and phimosis and the later need for postneonatal circumcision. 1. Circumcision improves sexual function and creativity. Your parents should be arrested for child neglect if they didn't have this important and necessary medical procedure done to you as an infant. Same with the MMR vaccine and countless other things good parents do to keep their children safe. I wish you the best. If you want to get it done now it is usually covered. Mix it up real well.
>>478804 Now this is a true American patriot! Happy Birthday dude!
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>>478832 Thank you 😊 God Bless the πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ and God Bless Donald Trump. Now the finale. My review: Well, I can't say it's really that good of a value. There really isn't much there and the added powder didn't do its job of preventing a boil over. The mac and cheese had a metallic tang to it almost vinegar or chemical like. Eating it was soft and filling. Almost too soft. I normally eat beef, chicken, lamb, fish, scallops and shrimp etc and it was a nice reminder of how heavy people live who still eat high carb foods like this. 5/10
>>478804 also, just wanted to say, being circumcized is THE BEST.
>>478852 I thank you for agreeing with me. My patents loved me and yours did as well! πŸ˜€
>>478851 height / weight?
>>478851 thx for the updates OP it was indeed, a great value meal
>>478857 Oops *parents
>>478672 Should've spent the extra .50 on a yakisoba dinner to really live like a king. >>478851 Enjoy the itus, OP
>>478859 6'3 195-200lbs it's been awhile since I have checked. I've been up to 210 I think long ago.
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>>478862 >yakisoba Do I really want to splurge? I have Nissin and maruchan yakisoba.
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>>478869 I always liked the shrimp ones that came with the little packet of garlicky oil.
If you want any instant noodles on a cup Vietnam ones are all best, all the other gook countries can't compete. >>478852 >Can't create a fungus cheese culture between his legs >Thinks he knows happiness How can you live with yourself?
>>478851 it's better to get the packaged mac n cheese that has cheese sauce and not the kind with the powder
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Actually I don't feel quite good ATM since I've eaten it. I think I need to shave off some lamb and beef from my meat tornado to get some protein in me. I got this awhile back from a restaurant food supply store. I love gyro meat.
>>478865 good 210 or bad 210? >6'6" >buck eighty five >trying to gain weight
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>>478888 (checked) Good thinking, protein is great for your quads
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OP is a lizard and he knows it. Listen not to the lies.
>>478901 this checks out notice the lack of human fingers in every pic
>>478906 Why do you need human fingers in pictures?
>>478935 It's just weird that there's like 80 billion fingers on Earth and not one of them made it into any of these pictures.
>>478935 your right, dick pick is sufficient.
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>>478950 >>478953 I can make something that looks like both together for a short time. Is this satisfactory?
>>478973 Looks tasty πŸ˜‹
>>478973 i thought that was a cawk
>>479081 I prefer to think of it as something in between.
>>478672 Happy birthday bro.
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>>479087 Thank you.
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>>479122 I am enjoying it quite well. Watching Fox News.
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>>479137 my bday is on the 23rd next week, perhaps i should make a thread like yours enjoy ur tv slop tho
>>479142 It's fun to try food you haven't had in a long time.
>>478672 Happy Birthday OP Enjoy
Happy Birthday OP Enjoy
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Happy birthday faggot
>>479240 >faggot When did I ever mention that I had sexual relationships with children of the same sex?
>>479258 >Children What the fuck, what
>>479270 Wait. Wasn't it you that called me slang for homosexual?
>>479277 No, that was a different anon, he never once mentioned kids tho. Thats all you. What that fuck is that about?
>>479283 Well, someone else then called me a faggot and I want to be clear that I don't pursue sexual relationships with children of my own sex as homosexuals inherently do. So... that clears that up.
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>>478672 >Today is my birthday so Happy Birthday, Anon.


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