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Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:00:35 No. 477663
Let's write a greentext one message at a time. I'll start. >be me
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:01:11 No. 477665
>WAKE UP
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:03:32 No. 477669
>>477665 >take a shit
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:04:05 No. 477672
>rub one out
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:06:10 No. 477677
>tie noose
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:09:50 No. 477684
>it’s time to stage my mom’s murder as a suicide
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:11:05 No. 477685
>father i mean, mom is in the asylum from inseminating her with locusts too hard
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:12:24 No. 477686
>she loved fucking locusts
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:13:03 No. 477688
>which is why I'm half bug
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:13:49 No. 477690
>dad ain’t been the same since he found out he got cuckolded by bugs
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:14:19 No. 477692
>but I'm horse below the waist
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:14:43 No. 477694
>or at least I was, before the transition
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:14:45 No. 477695
>have a horse micropenis
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:15:26 No. 477697
>I used to be a tax accountant
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:15:59 No. 477698
>I never sleep, I will never die
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:16:29 No. 477700
>my accountant powers are too strong to allow that
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:17:56 No. 477703
>so I pretended to be retarded for years
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:17:58 No. 477704
>*super sentai-esque opening credits*
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:19:55 No. 477711
>*super sentai-esque closing credits*
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:20:32 No. 477713
>and my name is john cena
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:21:02 No. 477715
>Next Week on Rick & Morty!:
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:25:16 No. 477725
>Rick marries and changes his last name to Astley
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:26:32 No. 477729
>Rick Astley cover of Everlong plays
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:27:37 No. 477730
>Flashback to when I was 12, I walk in on my mother fucking a wasp nest
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:28:15 No. 477731
>An Hiro appeared, burped loudly and menacingly
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:30:08 No. 477734
>said to my mom “how is this supposed to make me fight for Israel”?
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:30:22 No. 477736
>she told me that I'm a Big Guy
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:35:44 No. 477747
>And then said she was pregnant with bicentuplets because, and I quote
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:47:51 No. 477763
>"These are yours, Anon"
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:49:39 No. 477769
>so I snapped into a slimjim
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:58:08 No. 477791
>after my slimjim I inserted a hot metal rod in my pee hole.
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:07:28 No. 477830
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>orange
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:47:24 No. 477935
>my ass
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 17:23:35 No. 478049
>then I woke up again thinking "what in the everloving fuck" and went downstairs to make a peanut butter (actually hunny mussy) and tendie sandwich
Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 17:49:57 No. 478131
>I tripped down the stairs with the noose in my hand
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:43:56 No. 481089
>land on cat, dick accidentally slips in his b-hole
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:52:45 No. 481101
>>481089 >sprinkles explodes into four different parts do to having a massive dong
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:38:41 No. 481180
>the explosion wakes my father up, as I hear his colossal balls dragging behind him
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:44:46 No. 481191
> the entire floor quakes from his massive balls
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:03:18 No. 481221
>tits
Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:49:01 No. 481303
>hate niggers
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 01:37:34 No. 482792
>suck a cock
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 03:02:49 No. 482975
<poop
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 03:05:08 No. 482985
>i'm gay
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 03:20:44 No. 483022
><>
Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 03:40:31 No. 483080
>DELETE /v/
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