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/adv/ Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 14:41:24 No. 477619
Has any of you hired an escort just to talk, or with the main purpose of flirt and practice conversation with her besides sex? I am tempted to do this. I strongly crave for beautiful girls and touching them up, but so far I'm too autistic to even feel comfortable around beautiful women. Is this a good idea? Also, I don't have the HPV vaccine yet, I wouldn't fuck one no matter how much I wanted it until I've got 2 doses at least.
>>477619 I’ve thought about it but imagine if you’re like >oh I don’t want to have sex, just talk and she gets icked out n’ roasts you
>>477630 I mean, you could ask her for a massage instead and, maybe be honest? "You know I don't talk to girls much but your thighs look so succulent I can't stop thinking about them", then just let her lead the conversation and keep it going? Lel all this goes on in my mind. I have no idea how this scenario would play out. But imagine, there's people who do go out there to get body rubs and a wank. Strippers give you lapdances "with no touching". So how far out is it to just go and talk?
>>477619 dude hookers just wanna fuck you and get it over with as soon as possible. they're gonna hate you if you try this shit with them. also why not fuck them? are you a faggot?
>>477650 They may be so used to the sex work tho that it weirds them out. Like if you were working at a burger stand and a customer comes by like >can you just fold some napkins and put them in a bag for me, here’s 30 bucks
>>477660 >>477664 Imagine being so autistic even desperate hookers think you're not a refreshment in a dull day but a nuisance. Very well, what's the next most accepting leveling ground to practice flirting with girls when >You're a wreck of nerves >Even hookers want you to fuck off >Women are so wary of people wanting to fuck them they will cut off any sort of approach whatsoever
>>477678 Ai chatbot
>>477678 >practice flirting with girls I cringed so hard just reading that. you wanna practice picking up chicks? go outside and approach them. literally just walk up to them and invite them to a coffee date or whatever. >inb4 muh metoo movement or whatever cope. women love being approached by men. it gives them a confidence boost.
>>477707 I live in El Salvador, there's no player culture here like in first world shitholes. Inviting a random chick for coffee ends up with her politely telling you she's busy and runs away. People know each other by reference from a friend here, or if they're HIV positive sluts you meet them in bars. Sometimes, if she's ugly, she can be approached in classmate settings etc. I honestly have no interest in ugly girls, scoring or whatever, I just want to get women I am genuinely interested in.
>>477680 The problem with AI chatbots is they'll just say everything you expect them to say. They won't truly be honest with you.
>>477619 Just go in public and go up to one and say: Can we talk?
>>477831 subhuman beaner shitskin get off my board
>>477977 Based tbh
>>477619 Try a cuddling therapist Find one of similar attraction level as you so she isn't icked They're usually very liberal but you can talk to them a lot One I went to even had parties that had a bunch of normies and to my shock isn't wasn't a sausage fest, though cuddling men is going to happen if you don't say no It's very gay and numale so leave your miga hat at the door if you're going to one
Honestly I just want to have sex but... scammed twice by paying first. 1 Baited to meet somewhere but never showed up. Bunch of CUNTS they are.
>>477838 Just like a woman
>>479242 you're supposed to pay them physically in cash when you meet up instead of wiring them money first. scammers pretend to be hookers so they can trick you like this.
>>477619 female psychologists are only good for sex
>>477619 I do like me some Lexi Luna.


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