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Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:00:35 No. 477663
Let's write a greentext one message at a time. I'll start. >be me
>but I'm horse below the waist
>or at least I was, before the transition
>have a horse micropenis
>I used to be a tax accountant
>I never sleep, I will never die
>my accountant powers are too strong to allow that
>so I pretended to be retarded for years
>*super sentai-esque opening credits*
>*super sentai-esque closing credits*
>and my name is john cena
>Next Week on Rick & Morty!:
>Rick marries and changes his last name to Astley
>Rick Astley cover of Everlong plays
>Flashback to when I was 12, I walk in on my mother fucking a wasp nest
>An Hiro appeared, burped loudly and menacingly
>said to my mom “how is this supposed to make me fight for Israel”?
>she told me that I'm a Big Guy
>And then said she was pregnant with bicentuplets because, and I quote
>"These are yours, Anon"
>so I snapped into a slimjim
>after my slimjim I inserted a hot metal rod in my pee hole.
>orange
>my ass
>then I woke up again thinking "what in the everloving fuck" and went downstairs to make a peanut butter (actually hunny mussy) and tendie sandwich
>I tripped down the stairs with the noose in my hand
>land on cat, dick accidentally slips in his b-hole
>>481089 >sprinkles explodes into four different parts do to having a massive dong
>the explosion wakes my father up, as I hear his colossal balls dragging behind him
> the entire floor quakes from his massive balls
>tits
>hate niggers
>suck a cock
<poop
>i'm gay
><>
>DELETE /v/


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