>>76 Because secondaries exist

She is crying because I found official proof of her having a thing for handsome married men and told the entire village about it. Now none of the housewives will donate to her shrine ever again.

>>78 This must be the work of the y*kai for only they could be so evil to tarnish the good reputation of an innocent miko.

>>79 Nope, check chapter 1 of Silent Sinner in Blue. Reimu's favorite webring board is /cuckquean/.

>>76 She just got proposed to by the love of her life and is pretending not to care

>>80 That work is clearly y*kai propaganda. Please do not speak ill of the miko who works hard to defend Gensokyo from the y*kai threat.

>>82 Why are you spelling youkai the way jews censor their god's name? Are you from Myouren?

>>83 The y*kai's name is censored because the y*kai are pure evil and responsible for literally everything wrong in the world, and I really really hate the y*kai for being y*kai. t. raymoo

reimu is slut

>>89 reimu isnt slut

>>90 reimu isn't reimeow reimoo is reicow

>>76 She's being forced to cosplay as a chinese bootleg idiot to make ends meet.

>>89 Reimu is lazy. Sanae is slut.

>>97 SANAE IS PURE

>>98 pure slut

>>99 pure wholesome chaste maiden

>>101 to have sex with sanae you just need to ask her about it

>>98 >>101 >Works for the Moriya Shrine >Is a descendant to one of their gods >Members of the shrine have almost destroyed Gensokyo (and possibly the world) due to their schemes >They will do whatever it takes to gain more faith >Pure Want to know why Reimu is crying? She's learned how far the Moriya shrine will go to gain more faith.

>>105 No.... you can't mean.... handholding and cuddling???

>>106 Don't forget headpats.

>>103 She probably have done some ‘favors’ in the human village. Never take the ‘good girl’ image seriously lads, they’re usually the kinky type.

>>76 She's thinking about when ZUN finally moves on from Towhow

>>317 ZUN will never move away from 2hu. He will not die, but rather he will become a Youkai and keep making geimu with the 2hus in Gensokyo.

>>317 >>361 Let's be realistic, when ZUN dies the yakuza will scam/threaten the IP from his close ones and start pumping out 2hu themed pachinko machines until the brand is ashes.

she lost her armpit razor

>>362 When ZUN dies, I imagine similar things happening as what happened with Lovecraft's works when he died.

>>364 So it'll become completely bastardized and shat on by normalfags for le raycism?

>>364 If that would come to pass, then ZUN's family would probably make their own company like Araki did with JoJo to handle licensing and publishing works. However doing that would probably kill off the entire doujin scene. >>365 >shat on First of all, that's wrong. Second, i think he's referring to the fact that Lovecraftian themes and concepts got more popular after HP's passing than when he was still alive.

>>386 >Second, i think he's referring to the fact that Lovecraftian themes and concepts got more popular after HP's passing than when he was still alive. That's somewhat it. Touhou might turn into more of its own extended, morphing mythos after ZUN is gone.

>>76 because it's one of those days

>>389 Which Touhou is that gun aimed at.

>>390 All of them. Graze.

>>76 REIMU! DO UR FUCKING JOBBB!!

>>76 cirno is strongest, okay

>>76 Because >Last activity - 2d, 13h ago

>>449 I just like meself some towhow flavored /b/, but i have more important shit to do than post here. I can personally count which posts that i have made here

>>449 Perhaps the board will pick up in activity when the tournament is finished. I don't expect a lot of people that were on /japan/ here are willing to go to Acid and Mark's website when everything is settled. I'd participate, but soku doesn't have the best 2hu in it (and I've got shit to do when the tourney takes place. My Meiling needs more practice as well after seeing some of the replays in the /geimu/ thread)

>>454 Tourney's over, heres (you)r activity.

>>460 Well i already accepted death just like Youmu did

>>76 Because Reimu realized her sleeves only stay on her arms because they are attracted to her armpits.

>>76 She's crying because nobody cares about Towhow anymore

>>76 She's trying because Touhou Cannonball died. Or, more likely, because Touhou has reached the point where it and the girls are being whored out of Gachashit.

>>747 Touhou Cannonball was just a bad clone of 100% Orange Juice. Fantasy Maiden Wars remains the best Touhou Project fangame even without the financial backing of a company like Aniplex.

>>749 >the best Touhou Project fangame That's a strange way to spell Touhou Mahjong I don't even know how to play Mahjong

>>751 >Chinese poker for dominoes-lovers No, thanks.

>>76 https://twitter.com/W_Lotusphage/status/1258355999116677120

Is this yet another funimation grade le woke gag from the translator?

>>780 ZUN's worst writing flaw is that he loves mentioning things that can easily become dated, so it is fully plausible that he could have written that line.

>>781 Could you say he likes mentioning things that are quick to pass into fantasy?

>>782 wew

>>778 >>780 Someone should make a manga thread to discuss latest chapters and the manga overall. Even if there's barely anything happen on the ongoing ones, I just like to post the character that appear and the reaction images it might have.

>>787 I dunno - imho the last chapter of Lotus Eaters wasn't too bad. Komachi showing up (and nonchalantly reminding Reimu that she may be the one to take her life) was pretty cool, as was the plot of the now-show canceller. Although I have hunch those actually did show up, in a way. Cheating Detective Satori seriously needs to pick up the pace, though.

>>790 Call me a moeblob shiteater, but I don't really like satorimanga's art. Eyelashes are kinda good, but other than that the posing is awkward, facial expressions are dopey. It all looks like it should look good but just doesn't. Or maybe I'm just prejudiced towards this watercolory shojomanga artstyle. And yes, it does begin to seem like ZUN's definition of detective is stumping around in one place for three chapters at a time. Maybe he's taking his time, planting details for future reveals, but it's just a drag to read thus far. The engaging parts are so short and far apart that it becomes really hard to give a fuck about any of them. In more lighthearted manga there at least was some slice of life or comedy between them, but here it's just girls talking a bunch without getting anywhere while also overemphasizing their speech with unnecessary gestures.

>>796 The eyes are the only thing that stands out from that manga, design-wise. It's like the artist spends 90% of the work on the eyes alone and then draws the rest of the characters and scenery around them.

>>796 The artist definitely half-assed it, but as for content there's surprisingly good little moments/details which fans are quick to pick up, like energetic Patchouli. It's also the first work since Aya interview where Flandre actually does something.

>>787 >>790 >Manga thread They're all moving at a snail's pace anon. Wild and Horned Hermit took 9 years to be concluded. Forbidden Scrollery the best one, imo isn't as bad as WaHH though, and it has the most insight into the world out of all of em. >>801 >Flandre (not) doing anything That's quite fitting since the rest of the Devil Scarlet Mansion consider her as a walking loose cannon.

>>812 >They're all moving at a snail's pace anon. So is this board. The thread can be bumped only when there's new chapter each month and by then it'd be still at page 2.

>>813 /2hu/ is actually pretty fast for a niche board, when you compare it to the rest of the webring.

>>814 That's a given when most of the webring is dead. Though 'pretty fast' is subjective since we haven't even broke through 1000 posts.

Where do you guys hang out other than /2hu/ even? Where else do you fill the needs to discuss Touhou?

>>820 Other than /2hu/ I don't go anywhere else.

>>820 /egg/

>>823 But what IS /egg/, anon?

>>820 Really just /2hu/. Used to be active on its equivalent of 8chan back before the One-man pigsty went complete retard, but heavens know I'm not going back there. I miss /his/

>>76 She’s crying because our HTTPS certificate expired and loleron, our resident kami-sama, walked out on us.

>>843 Did he actually drop the site, or is this just him only checking his email every other fortnight? Truth to be told, I'm tired of switching chans.

>>847 I think he dropped it for sure, it’s a shame since he was a good BO. Maybe even the best. >switching chans You’d better get used to it. Either that or going back to cuckchan.

>>847 >Did he actually drop the site, or is this just him only checking his email every other fortnight? He mentioned on his stream that he did not receive any communication that there was a cert problem until about hour the stream took place. It sounds like a problem with the infrastructure rather than Loleron completely ditching us.

>>847 >>850 At least say where you gonna migrate en masse instead of disappearing out of thin air. Tired of staying on 2hu imageboard then find it completely deserted the next day. Cuckchan on the other hand is infested with schizos.

>>852 Was kinda thinking about zzzchan because I had some hopes for an /x/ without succubusfags, but that place is even deader than this one. Plus, zzzchan obviously has no /2hu/. Shit, in hindsight

>>861 This. Place ain’t dead till it is at 0 users! We can make a comeback bois!!

>>870 And to be fair, even 8chan's /2hu/ only had about 12 active users at its best time.

>>76 She's not just crying, but also cocking her brow at you in a silent question. What did you do, anon?

>>938 I-I just told her that everything would be okay... She was going on about how hard it was to be a broke miko and all.

>>938 I asked her if she was genuinely human. Anyone else hanging around with youkai as much as she does would either be dead or a youkai herself.

>>948 Well, Yakusa still appears to be human, and is very much alive. Myounmu is already one half in the spirit world, though.

>>957 Who's Yakusa?

>>76 she's dissapointed at people watching cuckime instead of playing her games

>>1020 To be fair, Touhou already had an anime adaptation.

>>1662 Touhou anime is cool

>>1708 Go back and sell your daily quota you little rabbit slut. This is now a udonge lewd thread

>>1731 This is now a (you) lewd thread

She has no giant vampire mommy to adopt and mother her.

>>1898 WRONG, it's the other way around, my fren.

You could have donated.

>>2089 Sorry, I only simp for Sanae.

>>2097 True patricians simp for Kogasa to make up for that time Reimu did not pay for the needles she made for her.

>>2089 What if I donate her my sperm or headpats? Or a M16A1…

>>2115 Sorry but the only donation Reimu wants is money.

>>2149 Reimu has recently learned the meaning of the term moneymaker in recent years, which is why the outline of her ass can be clearly seen on WBaWC's title screen.

>>2149 >>2150 I dont get it, what was the image supposed to be?

>>2149 >>2168

>>2173 You'd think that if Raymoo were that desperate she'll just offer her body to the human village for a quick buck. I guess she's into Marisa after all.

>>2173 >>2149 Is there a possibility for me to marry Reimu?

>>2180 No. She'll gladly take any shiny ring you offer tho.

>>2181 What if I would offer her the barrel of my KS-23 and the pellets within? Going fast enough to rip her face off? Which touhou is the most romancable?

>>2185 She'd just turn on her godmode haxx and fortune teller you. Reimu. Yukari is probably already egging her about continuing the Hakurei bloodline

>>2185 Love magician. We all know that her brazen boyish image is just overcompensation and she is actually a successfully disguised turboautist that will shit her bloomers should a boy her age suddenly show interest in her and her hobby.

>>2185 Disclaimer: use of live ammunition during paintball matches is only acceptable in case of no human participants being involved.

>>2188 >>2190 God, I want to marry and impregnate Raymoo and Marisa and give them each at least 12 children, so that there will never be a lack of Hakureis to guard Gensokyo, nor a lack of tomboy witches to steal from everyone.

>>2192 Reimu is too lazy to take care of one kid most of them would probably just end up dying or she would force someone else to take care of them.

>>2210 I would make her a good mom, maternal insticts would on 100% kick in. also don't compare 2D to 3D fags

>>2210 Reimu's lazy, but mostly lazy when it comes to herself. Her keeping an eye on Kosozu has shown she can be very protective of others. Besides - given the importance of the Hakurei miko, I'd think virtually everyone inside it would try to keep the girl safe. But speaking of which - do you think Alice's obsession about dolls (i.e, artificial children) may hint at something else? Chances are she's barren, but whatever

>>2220 Or she might be a control freak.

>>2220 Is there even any other being of her kind left she could reproduce in after Reimu bombarded hell?

How am I supposed to marry a 2hu? Does anyone have comfy reimu and her hubby (you) pics?

>>2236 >Makai was pre-spellcard rules Well, fuck. I know this is autistic, but her keeping around those dolls in "Artificial Children" suddenly makes a painful amount of sense. >>2237 We all know the way to Gensokyo.

>>2238 https://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=19/35.97081/138.3701 That's the wrong shrine, though.

>>2237 Here, just imagine you pumped the baby into her and you're set.

>>2283 >>2284 Really cute.

>>2283 Is this supposed to be erotic? This is wholesome, and not arousing at all

>>2283 This is my fetish.

>>2310 What's the difference?

>>2310 >not having a wholesome fetish

>>2323 >>2313 Wholesome is wholesome, and it's not a goddamn fetish.

>>2326 Handholding, headpatting, impregnation and other wholesome activities are absolutely fetishes, Mokou.

>>2328 Is handwriting a fetish? What about headbutting?

>>2326 >being this much of a plebian

Because she just got her butthole gaped by a giant futa cock, probably.

>>2341 >Is handwriting a fetish? If you had a cast and got Reimu to sign it for you, would you get an erection?

>>2750 Not really. Though that may be because casts aren't inherently sexy. Now if I got her to sign my dick...