>>3648
>>3671
Apologies, Tatemaxxers.
I was busy with fornicating and impregnating 24 of my 78 virgins.
You have to be a man.
So, follow me.
Take your smartphone.
Open
https://nhentai.net.
Now listen carefully.
Very carefully.
Type in the following words into the search bar at the top:
>futanari scat abortion
holy fucking shit abortion is actually a tag
And tap on the first result.
Put your phone back.
Go to the nearest hardware store.
Buy a bike pump, and go back.
Put your smartphone on one hand.
The bike pump on the other.
Now go to the nearest woman you can find. Doesn't matter who.
Approach her from behind. Women love that.
Put your arm around her neck, and whisper into her ear:
>I'm gonna pump you full of ecstasy.
And feel her nether regions flood.
Keep holding her firmly.
Show her the pictures on your phone and see her start screaming for sex.
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Bring her to your bed.
Use the bike pump.
Now she's all yours.
I've done this countless times.
Laid with countless number of women.
It never fails.