>>979
This just in: SlopCorp's SlurpBot was found crammed upside down in a trash can at 11PM today. Its every available artificial orifice was leaking unpleasantly pungent seed, and its limbs were forcefully removed. At the crime scene, only the torso, a single torn forearm and a foot was recovered. The whereabouts of the missing appendages are unknown. Whoever performed this gruesome crime was nowhere to be found, but the Hag Council has vowed to track down the culprits and render judgment proportional to the severity of the crime.