seriously this board needs to put its heads together and decide how to make money off the crypto bull run... bitcoin halving is in mere months (March/April 2024) and it has already pumped like 2x in anticipation... we need to think about the best time to enter (now with SOME and then if it dips then buy more to lower average buy-in? it's high greed index right now but don't want to miss the boat) and look into what coins seem poised to beat BTC/ETH. do 30-40% BTC 30-40% ETH and the rest sprinkle into moonshots? lads we need to do this so we don't remain poor losers forever while smart people get rich doing nothing. seriously, this is more important than posting pigs with headphones on or bitching about women we must become the smug tuxedo-wearing pepe with the cigar and monocle >>413069 lad, you're going to remain thicc if you continue eating chocolate bars

spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine)

keek electric coin boys back for more punishment

>>413203 Crypto is a scam.

>>413205 the only punishment has been being too much of a pussy to make almost guaranteed money. look at the bitcoin chart, it's doing the same thing it does every fucking time (price goes up)! if we buy now and/or after the next dip (not guaranteed) the it's like guaranteed money as long as we remember to sell because there's no way 40k is the bottom it has to go to at least 60k possibly even 100k+ >>413206 a scam? people have made hundreds of thousands of dollars, some even millions, investing in crypto, while chumps work and stay poor

>>413207 Crypto as a get-rich-quick scheme is being pushed by global government to normalise CBDCs, you're doing the devils work for a dollar

>>413208 crypto also provides an alternative to FIAT/CBDC

>Like a hunted gazelle, > like sheep without a shepherd, >they will all return to their own people, > they will flee to their native land. >15 Whoever is captured will be thrust through; > all who are caught will fall by the sword. >16 Their infants will be dashed to pieces before their eyes; > their houses will be looted and their wives violated.

why are there no smart/successful people on this board to help the rest of us

>Wail, for the day of the Lord is near; > it will come like destruction from the Almighty.[a] >7 Because of this, all hands will go limp, > every heart will melt with fear. >8 Terror will seize them, > pain and anguish will grip them; > they will writhe like a woman in labor. >They will look aghast at each other, > their faces aflame. >9 See, the day of the Lord is coming > —a cruel day, with wrath and fierce anger— >to make the land desolate > and destroy the sinners within it. >10 The stars of heaven and their constellations > will not show their light. >The rising sun will be darkened > and the moon will not give its light. >11 I will punish the world for its evil, > the wicked for their sins. >I will put an end to the arrogance of the haughty > and will humble the pride of the ruthless. >12 I will make people scarcer than pure gold, > more rare than the gold of Ophir.

posting all this dumb shit and the coins are going wild fuck's sake, /brit/

smh no sweets so I have to eat toothpaste

>>413214 Gambling is a sin, lad

when does the economy finally collapse

>>413216 1) it's not gambling, there's a cause and effect relationship between people buying an asset and the price going on 2) I don't care about "sin", I need money

>>413218 Bitcoin and 95% of other coins besides like... idk monero having anonymous transfers, have absolutely no logistical use besides being speculative tools, so it's gambling on speculation

>>413219 >bitcoin halving is in months >every time this happens, there is a bull market >people that buy before the bull run and sell around its peak make a ton of money EVERY FUCKING TIME >you are seriously entertaining the idea of not doing this because "muh gambling" or some other cope I, for one, am tired of making retarded financial decisions

Vice releasing a 20 minute documentary on why a 6 year old being trans and a drag queen and stripping at gay bars so adult men can put money in his clothes is fucking VALID. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJiVfo1ufX0

>all brits want to is talk about trannies cmon lads, let's get RICH in 2024!!!!!11

operation GET RICH IN 2024: >dump checking account into crypto >sell inheiritance for liquid cash >dump that into crypto >bull run >sell >GET RICH

imagine unironically lusting after diamonds and silver instead of everlasting life https://youtu.be/70WlqBNf-Dg

>>413224 based

>>413221 Thought it was going to be that Desmond is Amazing. But he is probably too old for them now.

>>413224 it's not for diamonds and silver. everybody needs money. the main difference is between those that have to spent 40 hours a week working like chumps and those that just have so much money that they don't have to worry about doing that and can do whatever they want with their time. they probably make more money by investing their capital than the worker bees do...

I think you should get down on your knees and thank God for your hardships like Job did before Satan snatches your soul down to the fires of hell lad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umvx2k9KPNY

>blah blah blah godshit maaaaan there's just no helping you. praise jebus all you want but if you're poor and staying that way well.... it really would be awfully nice if this board had some smart people doing research and helping eachother make good decisions. we could all make so much fucking money, I know you guys are smart you have that shittish egghead phenotype with the large cranial capacity, anglos invented planes n sheit, so put that fucking scrambled egg to work on scooping up some dosh so you can live comfortably and retire young instead of toiling like chump goy just imagine how happy you'd be looking at your financial portfolio and seeing 6 figures

>new kids on the block destroy all other competitors any kinos for this feel?

>>413229 you could take some advice from spic and microneedle your hairline

>>413231 unironically I need to do that... getting finasteride and oral minoxidil, can't wait, my hair has suffered and it needs to go back the way it was. I'm optimistic but the shit needs to get into my system asap >1mg/day finasteride (oral) >0.25mg/day minoxidil (oral) >1.5mm microneedle 1/week >10J red+NIR red light therapy ~3/week I'll get on that consistently and if it's not enough I'll add scalp tretinoin and consider PRP. also gonna upgrade from 0.3% Retinol to actual Tretinoin on my face. also need to get jacked and clamp my mole if I get jacked, thicc mole, have money and a joob, good skin/hair, maan the poon tang will just fall into my lap then won't it? and if it won't then I'll just get my legs done with the money that I'll then have. then surely it will be total coochie onslaught all of the aroused vaginal mucosa clamoring for my seed

how come these lads telling us to get into crypto are never rich themselves from it

Interest rates are good, and they give guaranteed returns. That's all I need.

>>413233 only losers fall for pyramid schemes

>>413217 this

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