Sorry loony troon, I was bathing and cleaning my completely intact genitals!
Why seek a 14 year old wife? Higher likelihood of virginity. More attractive, natural beauty in tact. Longer period from which to produce childhogs. Less retarded. Many reasons indeed!
You betray yourself though, don't you? You don't have things in common with persons of other age groups? You're a chaser of trends. Probably why you're doing this 1980s glam rock shit and the whole troon thing. Nothing in your personality has any substance. You flit from trend to trend, mentally conquered by marketing companies into not developing any genuine personality or hobbies. Even to the point of lopping your cock off.
It's "paedo" btw, nonce.