>first day got drunk and stared at thottish cousin's cleavage before polfacing a little bit about pakis
>yesterday big family meetup
>other cousin does a surprisingly based anti-gayist rant and even calls [list of degeneracy] jewish, thankfully for him I think I was the only one that noticed it
>then comes out with "Andrew Tate speaks for me"
>his b*sexual (probably soon to be ex-) gf that he brought gets the most annoyed and throws out the usual "you're homophobic" etc
>find out uncle who's younger than me has bragged about banging a post OP tranny
>sneethe a bit that seemingly everyone smokes cannabis, including semi based cousin
>cuckold uncle reaffirms he considers their adopted black son (who thankfully didn't turn up) his real son
>find out he didn't come because apparently semi-based cousin's gf doesn't like him because her sister coal burned with him but was dumped soon after
>this morning Swedish aunt talking about le young people wanting to rejoin the EU while we walk her dog and thot cousin casually smokes a joint
>cuddles her furbaby (that took a rancid, watery shit that got over it's fluffy hair) on the sofa
>take the train home