>>350362
It's shocking how easy this is. I used to toil at a care home and we had a few occasions where a random old man would appear, act like he belonged there, get some care then vanish for it to turn out they weren't ever in the care system. The weirdest was a guy in his 50s, clearly healthy, grey hair but tight hot body for his age. Clearly didn't need care but nobody wanted to ask as we'd had issues expelling people in error before and we knew some new residents were due, maybe he arrived early.
We assumed one of the evening nurses had sorted him. I ended up having to wipe his arse for him (whilst he stood up perfectly well and spread his cheeks for me, he kept saying "I'm too frail to push the paper through my large cheeks, so I need you to do it whilst I hold them open". His arse was amazingly toned and strong so I believed it might be hard to wipe. Other carers had to feed him clothe him, clean his drool etc. He was gone the next day and turned out to be a fraudster