[pic: Loo Poopoovius, Poompee, 69 WC]
Wee as wee may for this, or that, we have to cheek the farts as they are, for that is the skidmark of shitposters of quality.
We are the last shitposters of the WC, and must shite hard till the straining end.
Our doody is to hold it in the loost poosition, without TP, without flushing, like that walmart sharter that died at Poompee, whose shartcart was found in the aisles because he forgot to relieve himself.
That is a great shit.
That is what it means to be a followthrough.
The horrific skidmarks are the one thing that cannot be wiped from a bum.
A great poo is a hard poo.