>>178724 all in service of ease and comfort and freedom of consequence the ultimate female goals

show me your titty scars, I show you my fucked up dick

even the fucking trad trannoid has had 20 bodies fuck'ss ake

>>178727 >has had 20 bodies please don't use this normgroid terminology

In the past women never survived the ceasarean and the children often didn't either, that was the cost of strength and we must return

>>178729 >when a normie asks your body count and you defensively blurt out you haven't killed anybody

>>178729 Sorry, lad. She has had intercourse with at least 20 men, and is a porn addict

completely failed to finish officetoil by the final final deadline smdh, had to grovel to the uni mummy by email if I put in a lot of effort it will be done over the weekend at least and I can rest for... no days because immediately afterwards it's job centre time where the mummy there will grill me about volunteering for shekel hoarding 'charities' in the slim hope of getting a reference that will not impress any actual potential bossmen

>talking about her being tempted into cheating.. and cheating man she's such a catch

>>178733 KEEEEEEEEEEEEK did you even attempt it, and what did the email consist of, that fancy excuse talk, yeah done that many times myself, must be quite a lot if it needs a whole weekend to do and its only wednesday too lmao.

>>178732 >and is a porn addict Tbh think more 'normal' women are than let on.

>>178736 they can't get ED though so it doesn't matter

>>178735 yeah they are just officefoid liars they said each piece of work would take about 4 hours a week to complete but for the past three days I've been working at least double that on one piece mostly just fucking boring type of thing where you have to decipher the corpospeak, note it down in human speak, then think up a slightly different way of saying it in corpospeak just enough not to trigger plagiarism filters ie extremely awful and tedious but stuff you have to actually think about just enough to make it painful

>>178737 Tbh. Another thing to whine about that men have worse. Smh.

>>178665 women are broken

>>178738 >mostly just fucking boring type of thing where you have to decipher the corpospeak, note it down in human speak, then think up a slightly different way of saying it in corpospeak just enough not to trigger plagiarism filters KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK yeah this is 90% of course work at uni toil tbh, such a meme, will they cut off your bennies if you don't do it, sounds like hell tbh, have you really been working 8 hours a day doing it lad, sounds horrific

>>178741 more than eight hours if you include breaks smh have to rest my hands occasionally and watch some pootube and go outside to stop from getting carpal tunnel and all of that so far my condensed notes, which I write as efficiently and with as few characters as possible, total 14,578 words or 98,182 characters, and to get those words I have to go through overblown powerpoints needlessly extended far past the point they should be with about 75% of any given slide being corpowaffle

anyone have that pic of the till lady smiling at a lad and him falling in love?

>We now turn to our correspondent on the ground in britistan, Lad how are things there? >Yes well its just as you described earlier there is a growing sense of unease in the air as the ruling shigella regime has not made any mention of a handover to the opposition and the leader of said opposition Auslad has also yet to make a statement, if you look behind me now you'll see a small crowd gathering just outside the main govt building in the capital city, things are calm at the moment but just earlier a young man I was speaking to claimed that if there is no handover by friday then there will be a strong possibility of violence particularly from the more radical elements of the opposition such as the Feared BBK battalion who have said nigger anus spam is not out of the question

>>178730 Didn't Caesar's mother survive?

>>178744 KEEEKE smh

the BLACKed Bloc

>>178742 > 14,578 words lad...what even is it you are doing smh thats more than any toil I've ever had to do

>>178748 I think they're trying to bully him into actual work by giving him work officefoids complete.

>>178748 it's not even anything good, equivalent to half an A level which is I think 2 gcses but putting me on the course made some organisation somewhere some money to pay their own officefoids with and there is an officefoid lass at the college getting paid to receive my grovelling emails every so often so I am contributing to the economy I guess

>>178750 god this looks awful, how did you even get roped into it anyway

>>178751 jobcentre mummy called her quangomummy friends I guess there's all these offices around the country that take government money to "get people into work" by repeating the same actions over and over again like CV rewriting and sponsoring (useless) certificates and stuff, this isn't even the first one I've done, previously were a bunch of computer certifications all based on EU law despite ostensibly being set up in 2018 the other one I'm doing right now is basically an officemummy being paid to talk to me once a week and telling me the same stuff the jobcentremummy does about volunteering

>>178752 foid office toil matrix tbh

>>178752 You have to start intimidating them into not giving you this crap with your girth.

>>178753 tbh it's mummies all the way down >>178754 keek if only that worked they have a lad at the local job centre who is even bigger than me and his sole job is to look intimidating and force people to maskoom

might go for some hot choccy and buttered digestives tbh

>>178650 > now want to fuck dead people Male or female?

>>178756 neat pepe style

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>>178707 nope, just your average paki tbh, just because he bought a lordship